How I became Kick Ass
>be me, 18
>socially awkward fuck, no girls,
>last year in homeschool group
>I like to pretend to be gei and sexually harass my male peers
>they're homophobic christians and it becomes my go to hobby
>wish I could blame my autism on autism but can't
>meet 11/10 redhead, she's shorter than I am (rare)
>She's an edgy skeptic like me in a room full of conservative christians
>instant crush
>we talk, hit it off
>find out she has boifriend
>dammit
>keep doing this every week for a while
>one day she texts me
>"hey user do you want to come over to my place"
>we hang out, things going well
>she pulls down her shirt to shew me the glitter on her bewb
>boner.jpeg
>behold the beauty, but am too faggot to try anything
>much to my chagrin, nothing comes of it
>we stop talking for a while after the homeschool group ends
>Recently started talking again, mention girl I just went out with
>"oh user I thought you were gay!"
>wakemeup.jpeg
>I literally pulled a Kick Ass}
>only way I see boobs is by being gei
>Tell her no way
>she starts questioning the basis of our entire relationship
>tells me to forget everything she's ever told me
>she can't talk to me anymore because boifriend
>Say I understand, but if she's ever single 'hit me up, yeah?'
>basically tells me to fuck off and 'take a hint, yeah?'
>Immediately blocks me on FB and snapchat
Now I'm seriously pissed/sad
What to do Sup Forumsros?
How I became Kick Ass
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epic, can I post it on r/Sup Forums ?
For sure man
>Say I understand, but if she's ever single 'hit me up, yeah?'
holy fuck you blew that
thanks, have a Sup Forums gold
send link nibba
Here, sent to your email adress [B]eter
don't see it-post link?
Weird, sent to you via PM
dude just post it below I aint seeing shit
thanks fam
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edit : You don't have to give me a reddit gold, just upvote it, thanks
>reddit.com
will do, but the page is broken
I am actully starting to doubt, you aren't for real, are you, user ?
>reddit.com
Dude I swear to god I'm not faffing about
after years of reading this is the first time I've had a reason and enough depression to post here-I don't know much about the mechanics
wasted trips, please go back to plebbit and never return, we don't want your shitty underage-tier attempts at greentexting here.
You are shitty and I hope you feel shitty.
May all of you cancerous fucks be banned from existence.
Usually, I would help or tell you to lurk for at least two years before posting, but anyone who jumped on the boat after 2013 shouldn't post at all
tl;dr : EAT SHIT AND DIE
You're the nicest person I've talked to today no joke
Fuck off fag
What have I done to displease you so greatly?
Surely nothing I said could have angered you so much!
@740194645
I am glad that you got shat on, now get the fuck out back to your epic meme arrow text sharing website.
Sage.
I, an unlearned tadpole pepe, have tread on your holy ground. This site-by all appearances-is the most important thing in your life and I've just come unworthily into it.
I would apologize and excuse myself but I'd like to see you get past this and find a more important central lifeline
@740195359
I started saging your thread a few posts ago, it You, a retarded little faggot, have come to a place where you don't fucking belong. Circlejerking about le epic greentexts of the craazy 4channer people is by all appearances the most important thing in your life and I've come to make sure you fucking learn it.
I would derail your thread with scat and other shitposting but Id like to see this thread go to 404 quickly.
It's already on page 9, hurray