Has anybody pissed their pants in public?

Has anybody pissed their pants in public?
Or better yet,
Has anybody shit their pants in public?

I shit my pants in a grocery store parking lot never been more proud

Pissed myself coming home from a bar in Manhattan when i was living I Brooklyn at the time, was new to the city and got lost. Realized i couldn't hold it anymore and instantly got hard when i just let loose. Had the best fap ever when i got home still In the soaking jeans i was wearing

wat part of brooklyn

I sharted in the mall once

Nah. Just farted massively and aromatically many times.

first day of antibiotics -__- thought it was a fart

When I was a little kid once I shat my pants.

And was it embarassing?

when i was a little kid i had to piss in a k-mart and couldn't find the bathroom, so i just whipped out my dick and pissed in the middle of the aisle.

quite pleasant, really

Surprisingly, not really. It was just uncomfortable.

>Work at company
>Get asked if I want to get some extra hours working in the publisher's office
>Get to spend the day making some extra bank around a bunch of foxy office bitches
>Arrive and introduce myself to everybody
>Go to bathroom, take a shit
>Seat is uncomfortably small
>Figure I'll take a piss while I'm down there
>Stand up
>The back of my pants is completely soaked with piss
>The gap between the seat and the bowl was so fucking wide and the seat so low that my stream went right through it
>Literally would've been the same if I'd thrown my pants down and just pissed straight onto it
>Pat my pants down with paper towels for ten minutes
>Spend the rest of the day smelling like piss

How old and where?

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Any of you farted in any memorable manner?

>Be a little kid at school
>It's getting late and all the other kids left while you're waiting for your dad to pick you up
>Want to shit really hard but the school bathrooms are filthy
>Shit your pants
>Worth it
>Best day of my life

i think in 1st grade i tried really hard to hold a shit in, but i remember a little poo ball falling down my pant leg and just like kicking it to the side

sad asf not down to fuck up like that again

I was pretty much in a same situation, but i just shat on the bathroom floor

We're shitting brothers.

Walking outta roosters I was planning on ripping a mean one in the vestibule but ended up shitting liquid down my leg and getting it all over the carpet. I have never been back.

Did thet noticed how your leg was leaking shit?

No but I once pissed on a passed out friend to make him think he had

this one time i farted and my little kitten was behind me so i said sorry and i picked her up and moved her then she got up and walked right back behind me again and i felt her stick her little wet nose in my ass crack, since then i named her kracker

Same guy as rooster story.
I once was on a road trip from one side of North Carolina to the other for some navy stuff my family was doing. The ride home was like 3 or 4 hours of me and my 2 younger siblings in the back of a Malibu. I had to shit like halfway home but felt alright. Until we started joking around and goofing around in the back, each laugh made my stomach twitch. I felt like I was going to poop but for some reason wanted to try to make it home. Or my dad is an asshole who didn't want to stop. Don't remember. We finally get home and I bolt for the bathroom. Throw down my pants and release. The bowl rang and vibrated my ass cheeks. My brother told me she heard it outside. I will never have a fart that beautiful again.

It was a small door room you know. There was no one to see it before I left

>be me 7 years old
>I was really constipated and always took GIANT shits when I couldn't hold it anymore
>go to friend's house to play PS2 games
>to be exact Evil Twin: Cyprien's Chronicles
>pretty shitty game but that's not the point
>while I was playing I feel the need to go to shit
>I hold it
>We play some more and then we start eating some snacks too
>I feel the pressure building up
>I just go to the bathroom and fart a little bit
>feelsgood.jpeg
>Come back and play some more
>suddenly the urgency to go to shit comes back but this time it's stronger, with a whole new power
>it felt spiky
>I continue to hold it
>Alas to no avail
>Start making faces
>"user are you ok?"
>"Y-y-y-y-y-y-eahg tots fine h-hah-a"
>literally as I say this I feel the spiky log of shit coming out of my ass
>I'm sitting on my shit
>He noticed and I asked him not to tell anybody while I ran to the bathroom
He never told anybody, he's a real bro.

>school is in a shit part of town
>vandalism on the toilets
>all toilets are locked and you must get a key from the teacher
>you had to put your hand up, you couldnt just walk up to the teacher
>i put my hand up, teacher doesnt realize it
>quietly say "teacher"
>almost pissing my pants
>say "teacher" a bit louder
>she hears me and asks me to come to her
>i tell her i gotta go to the toilet
>she gives me a keyring with 3 keys in different colors: red, yellow and white
>its either the red one or the yellow one
>say thanks and go out
>mind that im really close to pissing myself
>infront of the door, use red key
>doesnt work
>pissing pants in 5, 4, 3...
>use yellow key
>ALSO DOESNT WORK
>...2, 1
>use the white key
>door opens and im in there with piss soaked jeans
>fuck my teacher
>sit on toilet for around 20 minutes dont know what to do
>a classmate comes in and asks if im alright
>it was my best friend
>say "no ive got really bad stomach ache, please call the teacher"
>he gets the teacher and i tell her what really happend
>she calls my mom to get me a new pair of jeans
>mom arrives, gives me pants and says "see you at home"
>i get dressed up and go back to class and pretend to be really sick
>friend told everyone that i puked and was really sick
>thank god hes a good guy
>everyone bought it

i was 12 at the time and i still dont know if my teacher trolled me or genuinely didnt know which key it was. im just glad my friend covered me.

Damn, that is indeed a real bro.

He told me, user. He just told me not to tell you I knew. That's why I didn't invite you to my 5th grade end of the year pool party. Sorry user.

I shit my pants bad during a meeting one time. Was doing the jiggly-wiggly hoping nobody would notice my kegel straining when I just couldn't hold it anymore. Stood up, exclaimed "Oh no! I left my keys in my car!" and ran out of the conference room. Ran down the stairs to the nearest bathroom only to find every stall was being occupied by dumbass operators who were sleeping. Run to the next one and the only open stall is the one with the busted toilet. Aww fuck it. Sat down, blasted out the rest. Took off my underwear, tried to flush it, forgot about the toilet. Shit started overflowing. Pulled up my pants, commando style, hoping I wouldn't leave witness marks on my Dockers. Open the stall door, make a mad rush for the sink before anyone else could see me, then got the flying fuck out of there.

Some poor bastard must have found my awful mess in there and assumed someone literally blasted their underwear off into the toilet.

Awful day.
Nobody ever questioned why I had to run out because my keys were in my car though. I still cringe when I think about that

Kek, I actually did go to a pool party in 5th grade tho so nice try

No but i pissed my friends pants
>had to go no bathroom
>look around no bottle
>whip out dick stick in friends pocket
>friend says what the fuck as pee is dripping down her leg

Did you shat in the pool?

Shit myself once on the way back home from a vacation with the family.

>Be 11-12
>Heaving back from San Diego
>Mom wants to do some shopping so we stop at a Lowes
>Bored as fuck, walking around
>Feel like I gotta fart in the middle of the store
>Release
>Wait
>Diarrhea
>Bubble of starts to inflate
>Too late now so I finish the shart of doom
>Go and tell my mom I need the keys to the car
>Waddle out and wipe ass with paper towels from the trunk
>Toss ruined boxers in bushes

This gave a soft boner.

You mean a chub...

After that episode I stopped holding my shit so no
Also that was the only public shit I've ever had

Soft boner lmao

I saw my sister pee her jeans once

it was pretty fucking gross tbh

When i was about 9 or 10 i sharted on my way to school and spent the whole day with a piece of turd in my undies. At one point half the class noticed the bad smell and thought it was the black kid. Seriously.

This gave me a full boner.

when i was 5 i had serious diarrhea and shit myself on the way to school and my extreme shyness led me to going into school and spending half the day sitting in my own shit until the teacher called my mom and i went home early, great day for myself

>full boner
Shut up soft boner user lmao

Maybe the black kid also shat his pants that day.

I actually shit my pants a few days ago. Oh god it was bad, I was walking home from my friend's and all of a sudden orange soup-like feces just starts erupting from my ass. I almost believe there is a higher power because I usually never wear full length pants but I did on that day. So to avoid embarrassment I tried to wipe my shit on the wet grass with pants still on as my entire backside was orange. This did not work believe it or not. The walk home was horrible and slow because I went in the back alleys and whenever I saw someone I tried to awkwardly put my back on a wall. I even had to shake some guys hand with a semi crusted hand. Never eat 2 chili cheese dogs from sunoco if you are away from home.

He was known for farting in class

>Be me
>Be 1
>Wearing diaper
>In crib
>Start to shit myself
>Start crying
>Mom saw
>Dad had to help me change and clean up
I'll never live this down

>driving home with the wife
>knew I had to shit for a while but didn't stop
>was sure I could make it home to my throne
>pull into neighborhood and my bowels make a loud noise
>feels like my guts are moving around
>all of them
>my wife could hear it and asks "Are you gonna make it?"
>I say "Oh yeah" just as a huge cramp almost doubles me over
>Immediately I start filling my pants with diarrhea.
>smell is unbelievable. Eyes are watering
>windows go down and it doesn't help. shit is still coming out
> three blocks to go and my wife is gagging
>at least the pain is gone
>pull in my driveway and jump out of the car
>look back at car seat and there's no sign of damage
>thank god for leather seats right?
>run into the house and drop my pants in front of the toilet
>pain comes again and a jet of shit shoots out
>not seated yet so blasted the tank with it
>have to sit down there anyway
>shit pants around my ankles
>my back is inches from a shit covered toilet tank
>can barely breath as I keep shitting

>worst day of my life

>next day get up and get in the car
>everything looks fine but there's a smell
>not as bad as it could be
>it's hot outside so I turn on air conditioning
>still hot and I turn on ac in seats
>instagag

>be in 1st grade
>never liked to ask to go to the bathroom
>always went when we went as a class
>school went to church on Wednesday mornings
>banked on teacher having everyone go to bathroom before we walk to church
>didn't happen.
>walk to church having to piss really bad
>consider asking to go to bathroom then
>still don't want to ask
>get pretty far through church with my piss boner
>comes to part where we have to kneel while bread becomes Christ
>can't hold it anymore, sweet release
>feels amazing but i'm pissing my pants
>no idea how the two girls on either side of me don't notice anything
>our school uniform is blue pants so I don't think anyone can notice
>walk back to school
>NOW the teacher takes us to the bathroom
>walk into stall so I can try to dry myself
>kid in my class says, "user IS TAKING A CRAP!"
>i laugh it off or something
>dry white tighties and pants best I could
>no one says anything to me all day

made it bro's. still curious why I was always worried about asking to go to the bathroom. do i have a mental condition?

sharted a few times thats about it. those farts will trick you man. should have known if my stomach was all bubbly tbh

wut day is this?

>be in New Orleans
>Bourbon Street, bars, hurricanes, the whole shebang
>get separated from friends
>who cares, keep drinking
>finally start to worry
>head out into the night
>walk around, get lost
>end up on transit tracks, far away from bars
>head back to hotel
>too drunk to find hotel, get even more lost
>gotta pee
>can't make it to shady spot in time, gonna pee right there on tracks
>so drunk, can't unzip fast enough
>pisses pants
>"fuck"
>finally find hotel
>walk to hotel elevator with wet from piss pants
>too drink to care about family who shares elevator with me
>find room, shower change pants
>go back out to bars and drink some more
I miss my twenties.

>be me
>7th grade
>didnt know i had diarrhea
>sneeze
>holyshitihavediarream.jpg
All happened right before restroom break
>stay seated
>sneak away
>streak away

top kek

>7th grade
>restroom break

what 7th graders dont gotta go to the toilet or what?

School was very strict. Stand in line type shit

Moral of the story i shat myself

Even in elementary we could go whenever, what country do you live in

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>amerikkka

Type of school where they bus in niggers from the cities.

22 years old over Christmas break from college. Finally score a date with got chick i had a crush on for 2 years. Take her to eat Mexican and to do some Christmas shopping at a mall. Walking along after dinner and get the gurgly guts. Uh oh! Ask her if she wants an orange julius. Sit down im a booth thinking it would calm down. Pressure builds. Discreetly lift lwdt ass cheek to pass gas. You know what happens.... Greek the warm, stinky shart spread around my ball sack. Oh shit! Literally! Hot date asks why i am sweating. Play it off and tell her i need to pick up some clothes at american eagle.

Feel the sliminess as i guide her across the mall... trying to maintain normal gait. Pass an old guy and remark to her that he stank and that he probably farted all over the place. She agrees... she's buying it! I may pull this off yet. Quickly buy some jeans and a sweater my size and leave.

Purposely trip and spill remaining orange julius down the front of pants and shirt. No problem, says i, i will just hip over to bathroom and change into new clothes. I am a genius!

Go into bathroom and take off shitty boxers and pants. Had noticed a janitors cart outside the door and quickly threw shitty clothes in trash bin on janitors cart. Lock bathroom door and clean myself with wet paper towel. Still smell likw shit, but not as noticeable. Open the American eagle bag to grab new jeans... don't see them. Take out new sweater, bag is empty. HOLY SHIT! The dumb bitch ay American eagle forgot to put my jeans in the bag! Quickly open door to retrieve shitty jeans from janitor cart... which is gone. Hear announcement that mall will close in 10 minutes.

Take my new sweater, stick my legs out the armholes, bunch it up around my waist, and go out to explain to hot date. Can't think of a good story. So tell her the truth. She almost passed out from laughing.

Drove her home smelling like shit in my makeshift loin cloth. Never returned any calls after that.

weird mine was never really that strict, I live in pa

Texasfag here

Now that school is completely fucked. Damn multiculturalism

>Be me last year.
>24 y/o working as a photocopier engineer(not really engineer I know)
>Traveled to another county 300 miles away to install about 60 HP printers of all sizes with 3 other guys.
>2 day job because they're shit and delays.
>After 1st day we all go out on the town overnight and all expensives paid by the company we work for.
>Obviously drank way way too much.
>Doug the illegal Brazilian immigrant is pretty cool, not a fan of sharing a room with the fucker though.
>He's sober, I'm not (we were straight sorry homos) and I puke all over the bathroom before passing out covered in it in my only uniform on the bathroom floor and slept there that night.
>Wake up at 7am with worst hangover of my life covered in puke and feeling really shit.
>Clean myself up to were you have to look really close to see how fucked up I was.
>We all get in the car and go back to the site.
>Push through the day and eventually go to the toilet before lunch.
>Whip out Mr Biscuit to find myself filled to the brim with shit but I was still so fucked up that i couldn't tell.
>I must have smelled like death.
>Took my pants off with 20 printers left to install before going home and scooped out as much shit as I could.
>Threw my underwear in the bin, I ain't wearing that ever again now.
>Couldn't get rid of all of it since I must have shit myself the night before and not realised.
>No choice but to put shit filled pants back on and go back to work without underwear.
>Pubes still full of the stuff because couldn't waddle outside toilet stall to sink.
>MFW super sweaty after all the work still full of shit and have to get back into car with all those guys for a 300 mile drive while still badly hung over.
>Didn't get fired and kept working there until a few months ago.

degenerates

Shat my pants in front of the entire girls cross country team after an hour run. Never lived that one down.

Neither

You win. At least she got a nice story to tell her friends.

Bet my friend I could fart loud as shit. Won and got the cashier at dollar tree to laugh from it. It was around closing time

I did that in 7th grade i think waiting for a ride. Rolls down pant leg stuck on top of shoe, try to kick it off smears a little. Sit in car family smells shit, say i stepped on dog poop.

How the fuck did you pull that off user?

kek