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english roses edition

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maisie

*fucks you*

Fistr 1

Blue skies today

I'm smiling and smoking a ciggie and I've found employment :)))

> pass user btw

>pass
heem yourself

*gathers the hounds*
*mounts my horse*
*whistles to begin the chase*
Love this holiday

This looks like it would be perfect for my wife's son!

*crashes a plane into this thread*

nth for large scale organic chemistry

that's a big plane

my onions have sprouted

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*fiddles with every knob while you're out of the room*

wow leaf, a woman's face. fascinating

unironically might do a recreational k-hole

umm, pretty sure large scale would be 10,000 litre reaction vessels m80... nice try tho

Ahh yes the "I'll whitewash my face to cover the flaws in my skin and nose" gimmick

Genuinely believe they're completely unaware that all men know exactly what their doing

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tune

wonder when the third world is going to come knocking

unironically might recreationally give myself irreparable brain damage for a fleeting moment of happiness

>he doesn't have a pass

>implying men don't fall for it

I'd shag him right now to be honest

List of common captcha words:

>Calle
>Villa
>Chemin
>Avenida

any more to add to the list?

They don't

>Ahh yes the "I'll whitewash my face to cover the flaws in my skin and nose" gimmick

>Genuinely believe they're completely unaware that all men know exactly what their doing

>brain flooded with serotonin

Just wanna cuddle tbqhwy

most disgusting comment I've read on here

When you're doing bench top chemistry 100 L is big scale

So fuck off you little rodent

frei
public

*knocks*
gib gibs pls

>legacy captcha

Straßen
School

I hate STRAIGHTS

>wanting women to not wear makeup

Most women past the age of 21 have awful skin quality.

Pardon the 'dora but they are meant to begin breeding long before that

Bristol is the without a doubt the COAT of the UK

>using legacy captcha

surest sign of a runt.
the images are p easy

They have awful skin BECAUSE of makeup
And spending too long in the sun

just got home from work
have to leave again in less than 14 hours

Oh, I beg to disagree

they only have poor skin quality due to excessive makeup use

my mum's almost 50 and has never worn makeup and her skin's great
if she dyed her hair to hide the greys she'd look at least 20 years younger

how do I get an older/MILF gf lads?

yeah, big scale... for a bench top

ex is visiting berlin

having a panic attack brb

They all have awful skin because they wear make up all the time

Wish posters like you would recognise your privilege

crappest of all time?

;P

crappest of all time?

good lad

>click all images
shan't

oh poor you

ungrateful twat

how do I get a FtM gf?

interview tomorrow

by being 190cm and handsome like the man you just posted

>gf

Singles I revise and do well in my exams
Dubs I shitpost on the 'chon

it's on buses just now and it has literally never been quicker

I'd ride ur ma 2bh

you were sitting home watching your t.v. while I was participating in some anarchy

(male) or (female)?

lurk around bingo halls
when you spot the one you want, don't let her out of your sight
hunt like a hawk

magic

This project is going to plant on a 11 kg scale next month so back the fuck off???!!!?!!?

Does masterrunt actually think he's handsome?

you were at home watching your crops while I was participating in some archery

>tfw had a super sexy gf in high school because she had bad acne and low self esteem because of it
10/10 tall with big tits and a nice bum besides that, plus the acne went away by final year

it would be easy if it actually worked properly and didnt arbitrarily decide you failed when you did exactly what it said
it's only good for phoneposting

>user. i'm on the blob, but you can stick it in my anus if you like

dumb neet scum get off your fucking arses

How many shags did you get in?

well he's never posted his face so who knows

I've seen his pic on r9k
He looks like a baby face and has droopy eyes

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*gets my benis in period blood*

This is him

dont you dare call it an 'anus' ever again, you're not a doctor

state of that kitchen lmao

Loads, we dated for like 2 years
Honestly the hottest girl I've ever been close to and I still think about her all the time
We ended up breaking up because we went to different unis across the country

I know for a FACT he's ugly because of his personality and obsession with his height

t. fellow ugly lanklet

I put lemon juice in my hair for scalp health

That's not him, it's some yank who posted this a while back

Baby faced guys always have bad eye areas.

For the infraorbital rims to develop properly, large amounts of androgen exposure during puberty are required.

It's also why people from the 3rd world, who are more neotonous due to poor nutrition, tend to have massive undereye hollows.

When will you learn?

I rub mayonnaise into my chest because I'm mentally ill

cold out

think im going bald lads

everytime i brush my hair or have a shower i see like 50 hairs fall out, sometimes more

English please, intelligent black man

Moot is handsome though

Well sounds like you had a good adolescence.

I missed out on dating in hs

enfield service station?

Fuck off newfag

Mommy makes my pee pee feel funny....

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wew another good post

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The pic was unrelated i just wanted to post it

Want to live the life of a spacker for a bit, like playing dungeons and dragons and all that, see what it's like.

Is it unusual to have never in my life used a swimming cap??