"Gib mah reparashuns white boy!"

"Gib mah reparashuns white boy!"

What do?

*unsheath katana*

Gets shot

Call him goddamn nigger

I would tell him but I don't think he can read

"Nothing personal, kid."

*Gib Reparashuns*

Close the soup kitchen

Don't tell him he's talking to a wall.

...

Shut the fuck up, you cock sucking niger whore!

unzip my pants

"reparations were actually a thing good man, The republican party set aside a war-chest, it is know these funds passed into Democratic hands in the Wilson and Johnson administrations culminating in the final disposition by William Jefferson Clinton in 1996. Good-day!"
#facts
#themoreyouknow

Tell him I gave allmmy money to Al Sharpton and he should get a check in a week or two...

*reflects bullet with my bible*
*bullet shatters his ring*
*bullet ricochets from ground up through his nostrils*
*survives cause nigger brain too small of a target*
*tears out bible passage about the curse of ham*
*uses papercutting skills to cut off his BBC*
*gag myself with BBC to death*
*nigger confused*
*realized I have no money and killed myself after distracting him long enough that the police respond to gun shot*
*po po makes nig nog's watermelon juice splatter all over the sidewalk*
Just another day in the grand ol USA

Have you seen niggers these days grandpa?

They ain't snitch on niggers but they ain't willing to die for them either, try another war and it'll be the end of the stupid ones.

Why don't you go back and reminisce about the civil and world wars in your retirement home

...

Shoot him in the head with a knife

that has never happened and never will

I would avoid being racist and give him his reparashuns because I'm a white boy.
I would then let him know that respect him and understand the hardships brought on by white society that drove him to mug me for his reparashuns

All I got is tree fiddy