I just bought a betta fish, what should i name it /b?

I just bought a betta fish, what should i name it /b?

ngga zoid 5 double og 0

bubs

jeb bush serial killer

gonorrhea

Arcturus

Xgon Givituya

Fish owner here, if you wanna make your life easier go buy one of those aquaponics 2.5 gallon tanks from Pet Smart. Throw like 8 or so tiny bamboo sticks (probs can get those online) and then all you gotta do is do a water change once a week rather than take the fucking thing and clean it totally out every 3 damn days. I think the one I got was only 30 dollars. BTW name it Nibba

Name ur beta fish "Alpha"

faggot

Groupie

Alpha bitch

Kunta Kinte

Elliot Rodger

Name it Alpha fish. So it doesn't have to live a sad excuse of a life. Like mine.

Perfection

Mike Hunt

I-have-no-proper-name-because-my-retard-can't-post-proper-sized-pix

dubs say Cialis For Daily Use

If dubs name it beta cuck

Bill Clinton

reroll?

betta fish are for betta males

Hawking

Flounder.

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