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pocket pool

I do it. thought all men did

This is how people get ugly bent dicks

Function>form.

This was my grannies favorite thing

literally every dude does this

This picture is not functional. It does not depict any real nor possible scenario. I am a faggot I know these things. Nobody keeps it pointed out and then hits an e-brake and holds or parks it vertically. Those ones are just like that. Everybody is neutrally down the middle disregarding any curvatures that usually diminish with flaccidity

for me i always had it pointed down either leg, and would shift over depending on situation

Yeah but then you pop a bone and it's hard to walk.

I cut holes in my pockets so my boner goes up through my pocket. That way if some nigger tries to pick pocket my wallet he'll just get a handful of white dick.

are you fucking acoustic? everybody with a penis do it

Is it trying to describe how a cripple cock sometimes "needs" to fap in that rubbing manner and sideways? Indicates no repetitive movements in the diagram. Is his hand moving? No. Could be like the uncut guys who squirt inside themselves and release upon convenience. Restore. Yesterday.

>down the leg
>this hurts
I have a donkey dick too bro. Im in a state of halfy all day pretty well. If you get full hard I dont care how ceiling pointer you are, you dick will do its thing and your pelvis can move it higher. Literally start walking and it'll flap itself right into place. This is why they fit into assholes so well

I just scratched my nose. Am I the only one who does this???

I don't. I prefer it to stand straight out. I mean, only people who notice are those staring, so that really raises more questions than anything.

Related to the thread:
Whenever I pee, I aim my dick straight but it shoots way left. Same thing when I cum.
So I have to aim way right to shoot straight.
Anyone have anything like this?

Mine likes to squirt a lot when I pee, so sometimes I get triple or quad streams at the same time

yes

every single time i pee this happens.
everytime i pee i have to use toilet paper to clean up the mess i make, no matter how good my aim is my stream goes everywhere

Well you two sound like water hose sprinklers. Mine is just a clear stream left hah

Does anybody else's fiveskin make a noise when they fap? Post vocaroos

That's why it's called fapping, fuckwit.

I see. But cut guys it sounds only like squishy or something. Lube or whatnot. But le uncut it is kinda cool lol

I noticed this as a teenager and permanently switched hands for jerkin.

Straight as an arrow now.

kill yourself

>it's called that for this reason
>dont make mine sound worse than yours
>this invested in a dicknoise

kill yourself

how the fuck does ur dick not poke out the top? is it 4 inches?

fucking kekd

you have to be 18 to post here

I dont understand this sudden jewish fetish to engage in biting off penises like im sorry

I don't give a fuck about circumcision faggot, I'm not circumcised

You're underage faggot though

Kill yourself

Ok yes I already noted these points. I said a taboo pronoun from the site that shant be named. And didnt have a phonetic spelling of dick sounds except from porn but still here you are throwing yourself in front of a bus

what bus faggot?

im jerking off and smoking cones rn and your angst is about to pop my cherry

K

pocket pull

give me one more i need to finish

this is only for men with small dicks, i can't do this without half my dick sticking out of my pants

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