Help /b i'm going to a girls house tonight and haven't been laid in months, need advice on how to get it in

help /b i'm going to a girls house tonight and haven't been laid in months, need advice on how to get it in

well now, let me educate you...

watch a movie on the couch.
go for a kiss.

This.

>go for a kiss.
this is where the fun begins.

we're only gonna be at the house for a bit to smoke a few bowls and then we're going out

get charged for sexual assault

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Start out by sucking her dick

you know what goes really well with a few bowls?

if you have to ask then it's already over

bail

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why's that

Only if you're an ugly beta manlet

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Please go back to plebbit you aren't welcome.

Use the door. If it’s locked you can kick it down or just break a window.

kek

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The fucking title made me laugh more than the image. Goddamnit.

Gold alcoholic drinks