General Revenge Thread

General Revenge Thread

Sup Forums what's the worst revenge you've gotten on someone and why did you do it?

P.S. I hope the guy shows up that hates handjobs, but loves blowjobs shows up.

Lemme bump booties

Destroyed a relationship, dude ruined an acid trip.
Fuck that guy.

oh also showed his gfs nudes to a bunch of my friends because she wouldnt gimne tha p0ussy

My brother was and always will be a huge dick so,
I killed my brother's rats when I was a kid while he was at camp
I let them go hungry and they ate all their babies. All that was left was the heads and spines.
He still fucking hates me to this day.

And I kind of regret it because I killed a bunch of innocent rat babies but fuck it, he's a dick.

>not drowning tgem in lime juice

still good shit though i applaud your cruelty

them*

Here's one.

>friend buys concert tickets
>he holds onto mine until I see him to pay for it
>sopumped.exe
>take off work
>make general arrangements
>friend asks girl to go with him that he already bought a ticket for
>she says no
>"fuck it bro! we'll still go together!"
>finds out he sells all tickets without telling me
>I still think I'm going to the concert for a while
>find out what he did as it gets closer
>hedungoofed.rar
>act like i don't care
>"It's cool bro we'll do something else"
>wait months
>he sends me pictures of him sleeping on his security job
>literally has a pillow and blanket in the security room
>shows me videos of him riding around while he's supposed to be at work, laughing and bragging
>find his boss' number
>text his boss said pictures
>yourefired.trump
>watch from the sidelines as he gets fired
>sympathize with him
>"Man that sucks bro"
>laugh inside
>his whole life goes down the drains for awhile
>he still has no idea what I did
>no regrets

I missed one hell of a concert.

thats some good shit right there

Cucked some asshole in college.
Was total bitch and had a 7/10 gf, just annoyed me. So I'd go to his room and hang out got to know his gf, would drink w/ her daily. He wouldn't partake cuz he's a bitch.
Fucked his gf outside his room one night.
Relationship blew apart about two months later.
Beta faggot still was my friend for a couple months after

What concert were you supposed to go to? I want to know if it was worth getting him fired over it.

would also like to know that, but to me the chuckles would have made it worth it

Insane Clown Posse

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah still woulda been worth it

Thank you.

Whoever replied is not me.

The concert had Rob Zombie headlining. This was a couple years ago.

P.S. I would never see Insane Clown Posse.

Fuck them.

still worth it

Magnets all the way

i just love revenge

I'm not a huge fan of Zombie, but I was mostly excited just for going to another concert.

hey man if he stepped on your foot it still would have been worth it.

> be me 13 yr
> no freinds, finally gets invited to six flags with three girls (as freinds (i thought)
>i wait for 2 hours at hurricane harbor for them cause i didn't bring swim suit.
> as soon as we leave the harbor they say they have to leave
>bye.jpg
> literally see them eating ice cream after riding the Ferris wheel for three hours.
>rage fills my hands
>calm down annon i think to myself revenge is best served cold.
>fastforward 3 months
>homecoming game
>girl who abandon me says she likes me (before the game)
> walk up to her tell her " I don't like you, you don't even deserve to be my friend you awful bitch"
> cries her bitch eyes out
>feel bad
>go back and apologize. cuddle for like 20 min
>find out her parents are getting divorced and is severely depressed/ suicidal
>run.jpg
>leave
>later that night i text her "you are worthless, you are a piece of shit. you don't deserve to be alive, you are scum"

I put a frozen shit disc in my roommates car because he kept stealing and eating my crackers.

I don't get revenge. I mindlessly fuck with people without a conscious. I die of laughter if I get jumped because they are scared and still can't hurt me.
I've always been like this. I'm first, it's my rules, and you can only play if your my slave with no moral code.

what

Holyfuckthebetrayal.mp3

I love niggers

reported

Girl cheated on me so I broke up with her, and so she killed herself. Jej.

i mean alright idk why but alright

heh

>without a conscious
Don't go to sleep. Don't. Go. To. Sleep.

Reported for reporting.

More greentext REEEEEEE

wrrrrreeeeyyyyy*

Saved for cringe thread

awh man why didnt i think of that

3 edgy 5 me

The only kids that go to those are the insecure kids still in high school.

You can do it too, pussy. Save my shitty post on your computer, cuck.

Saved for cringe thread

Slashing tires, also taking bitches back. Fucking up credit scores.

top kek, where on the autism spectrum are you? just curious

I once convinced my girlfriend to have a threesome. It was meh , the she asked if we could bring another guy into a MwM threesome ( im raging with fury) says ok and brings guy in; i slowly told the guy that i like eating peoples eyelids when sleep; guys flees.... later i told her its not my fault it didnt work out and that she owes me ... iwantpicturesofyourmomnakid.jpg....she complies now i have all the family involved some way and have evidence of everything....fk im evil

Rats are fucking vermin

Somewhere around the same as

Says the faggot on Sup Forums on a bully thread.
What a waste of space.

niggtard shush

Yeah, here that's what's referred to as "being a faggot"

>working shit job
>fired for stupid reason
>end of year comes
>bitch paid about 1/10 of the taxes she should have
>contact IRS
>2 weeks go by
>IRS shows up first thing in the morning
>suspends all operations until bitch pays them $20,000
>???
>WIN

And just below

Yup, your kind knows my kind to well. I love little faggots that won't defend themselves in real life.

>Be me, horny 16 year old
>no social life
>wanted some pussy, to much of one myself to ask any girls i knew out.
>decided to join a dating website.
>signed up to POF
>Every chick is over 300lbs,
>whatthefuck.jpg
>oh well, just want some pussy.
>decide to chat to this one chick.
>Didnt bother reading her profile, it was over 500 words.
>she has short-ish brown hair, glasses, not as fat as the other land whales.
>begin chatting
>into the conversation she says she has a daddy fetish.
>that shouldve been my first warning.
>so we decide on a date, her house, her parents are out. Find out later theyre hippies, probs at a commune smoking pot.
>She lets me in, we sit on the couch.
>says she wants to watch a movie.
>i go look to pick one out.
Cont....

Consider the following..

>wanted some pussy, to much of one myself to ask any girls i knew out.
nigger u wot

Cont more fast

>Kid doesn't talk all year
>He's probably crazy
>one day he's doing his homework in the back of the class secretly looking at my GF
>hey faggot, stop looking at my dick
>he's to embarresed to say anything
>the whole rest of the year everyone thinks he's gay.

Faggot ass. He was a dick because he is was your older brother. You over reacted like jeffry dahmer, and now you'll never experience what a healthy brotherly relationship feels like. My brother was the same, he grew out of it. The difference was I didn't jump to pre serial killer Fucking levels of torturing animals.

Go cry in a corner, faggot. Theyre just rats.

niggtard shush

reported you for false report on my report that wasnt actually reported

reported for reporting me on reporting a false report reported on you you fucking stank ass reporter

nou

hahaha nigga u was just to much of a pussy to fight back lmao u weak cuddy

Edgy ass faggot

I SAID NIGGTARD SHUSH SO YOU BETTER SHUSH YOU NIGGTARD OR IMMA PIC RELATED

please daddy

traps are gay and so are you

Not only are they gay, they're mentally ill.

then why the fuck do you have pics of gay mentally ill niggtard shush on your hard drive then? That makes you triple gayer than the average trapfaggot you double candyass cheesenigger

Heh, it sure feels good to bring depressed people over the edge of committing suicide. Hyves you a badge of honor feeling, almost as if you killed them yourself.

And oh.. the satisfying thought that there is no such thing as heaven or hell. Humans are just animated meatsacks, and you've blown out that fickle engine that makes it move. There's no personality, it's just a dead heap of meat now, nothing more.

It still doesn't beat the feeling of driving a blade through their throats themselves though. Feels more like you've done the work yourself.

I never said I wasn't a faggot, did I?

SHIT NIGGER YOU JUST SANK MY BATTLESHIP

GG

>be me
>in 8th grade
>at lunch
>enjoying my lunchables
>all of a sudden nigger named thylan steals my tasty lunchables nuggets
>he runs with nigger speed
The next day
>bring a home made "firecracker" to school
>it was just a soda can with flash powder in it with a fuse
>it's time to switch classes
>find thylans locker
>open it and light the firecracker and throw it in
>close it
>run like fuck
>BOOM
>It explodes and makes the locker door fly off and hits the ceiling
>everyone thinks it's a gunshot and run and scream
>all his shit is fucked
>nobody found out who did it
Never take away my nuggies

you can save this faggot.

autism at its finest

Lol even if I never did that anyways, our relationship would still be fucked up because he's a sociopath and has been one from birth. My relationship with my brother has never been and never will be "healthy." They were just fucking rats bro. Plus I have another brother who I'm pretty close to and was never a dick to me. It's good that he treats me well or else I would have killed his rats too

eh

eat my ass.

>bully thread
lol because getting back at someone for fucking you over is totally bullying

I meant to say "pussy" thread. Sorry I'm retarded.

id say so

Hahhahahahahahahahaaa holy fuck A+

im not tryma be edgy its just funny theyre just rats my dude

niggtard shush

Learn to speak English faggot.

I'd say fuck you
Bully

Learn to form proper sentences, jackass. My 20 year old down syndrome nephew couldn't even understand you.

>The bitch said in her profile something about ddlg.
>didnt think much of it at the time.
>looking through the movies and wtf.jpg
>ALL kids movies.
>seasons of MLP, old school disney, Cartoon network and Nickelodeon shit.
>what the fuck do i do? How could i possibly fuck her with spongebob in the background.
>for some reason i decide to lion king on.
>idk, its one of my fav disney films.
>she seems happy.
>ok, so we're watching through the movie and she falls asleep on my shoulder.
>thought it was pretty cute at the time, check her phone.
>Theres a fucking Tumblr app.
>decide to open it up.
>what i found... shocked me.
>i find she is following a whole bunch of blogs such as "Just sissy things" "forced feminisation", "femdom"
>my face turns pale.
>i see men, locked in penis cage things, wives getting blacked, anti masculinity pages.
>i have long hair, im a heavy metal fan, realise she wants to do this shit to me.
>go back to her page.....
> she is, and i quote. "An unapologetic Anarco-Communist, woke as fuck feminist, SJW. Genderfluid (they/them) bernie sanders supporter."
>I decide to get out.
>Never stick your dick in crazy, plus, i think she plans to sick something in me.
>shes still leaning on my shoulder but i dont care.
>wake her and say i need to go to the bathroom
>I go in, plan my escape
>think ill say my grandpa was has cancer or some shit.
>finally come out.
>shes standing in the hallway, fucking naked.
>she has a bush the size of the congo.
>"time to play daddy, i have a surprose for you in the bedroom" she ways.
>she turns around and walks back to the bedroom. HER FUCKING BUSH GOES ALL THE WAY UP HER ASS CRACK.

Cont

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>try front door, as its close to the direction of her room, its locked.
>decide to explore, find a back door
>make way out backdoor into the yard, have to wrap around the side of the building to escape.
>i make my way around, hear her talking.
>look on the window and see a fucking man there, probably about 40-50.
Butt naked hiding behind the door.
>holyshit.jpg
>he had a rope in one hand. I swear they were gonna fucking rape me. Or worse.
>i manage to get out.
>About a week later i decide, i cant let these commie fags get away with this.
>Basically i had taken a picture of the man behind the door and the bitch naked on the bed from through the window.
>Her mom was out gardening, hand her a letter with the pic in it.
>Run away, and come back 30 minutes later.
>i cant believe my eyes. Her husband was the Naked man in the bedroom! Idk, but i think he was fucking his own daughter and using her to attract men that hed also fuck.
>so im accross the road watching their fucking family get torn apart trying not to laugh my fucking ass off so i dont get caught.

niggtard shush

made my ex wife blow me a LOT after we split because I found out her heating ways. Shit was cash.

This did not happen.

nice copypasta jagaloon ,try harder next time

Like the ways she chose to heat her house? Or her car? Or her hands after snow got down her gloves?

made my ex wife blow me a LOT after we split because I found out her heating ways. Shit was cash. sorry. cheating. faggot

You're the faggot who was cucked by a man with 1 testicle. That's right Barry, I know. Low T much?