The weekend's 1. Bundesliga matches:
Saturday 15:30
FC Bayern - Schalke 04
Hertha BSC - Ingolstadt
Hoffenheim - Mainz
Köln - Wolfsburg
Borussia Mönchengladbach - Freiburg
Saturday 18:30
Borussia Dortmund - RB Leipzig
Sunday 15:30
Augsburg - Werder Bremen
Sunday 17:30
Eintracht Frankfurt - Darmstadt
2. Bundesliga:
Sunday 13:30
Bochum - Karlsruhe
Braunschweig - St. Pauli
Dynamo Dresden - Union Berlin
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FC Bayern: Neuer, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Hummels, Bernat, Alonso, Vidal, Robben, Müller, Douglas Costa, Lewandowski.
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3st for Schalke
pls be gentle
Leipzig here
Looking good hun ;)
>Ingolstadt back in relegation spot, HIV up on a playoff spot
reeeeee
Their views are not consistent. Nothing more to it.
Whose? Those that are butthurt or the sponsored teams?
butthurts
Were people butthurt back in '09 when Wolfsburg won the league?
thanks denmark good thread
Sure, but not to the extent people are now. I guess with time Leipzig haters will quiet down
The good guys of german soccer (BVB) will win today
I believe!
>hating based HSV
Thank you dear friend
oh my god
Schalke is in for a demolition, isn't? Last match between them was bretty exciting and also how I got into bundesliga, hopefully this one will be too.
Köln: Kessler, Olkowski, Sörensen, Heintz, Rausch, Höger, Hector, Clemens, Bittencourt, Osako, Modeste
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Wolfsburg: Benaglio, Seguin, Bruma, Rodriguez, Gerhardt, Luiz Gustavo, Guilavogui, Vieirinha, Arnold, Malli, Gomez
Bayern: Neuer, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Hummels, Bernat, Alonso, Vidal, Robben, Müller, Douglas Costa, Lewandowski
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Schalke: Fährmann, Höwedes, Naldo, Badstuber, Stambouli, Schöpf, Goretzka, Bentaleb, Kolasinac, Caligiuri, Burgstaller
Hoffenheim: Baumann, Hübner, Vogt, Süle, Kaderabek, Rudy, Zuber, Demirbay, Amiri, Kramaric, Uth
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Mainz: Lössl, Donati, Bell, Bungert, Brosinski, Ramalho, Latza, Jairo, Cordoba, De Blasis, Muto
Gladbach: Sommer, Jantschke, Christensen, Vestergaard, Wendt, Kramer, Dahoud, Hahn, Stindl, Hazard, Raffael
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Freiburg: Schwolow, Kübler, Söyüncü, Gulde, Günter, Frantz, Abrashi, Haberer, Grifo, Petersen, Niederlechner
Hertha: Jarstein, Pekarik, Langkamp, Brooks, Mittelstädt, Lustenberger, Darida, Haraguchi, Stocker, Kalou, Ibisevic.
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Ingolstadt: Hansen, Haderjgonaj, Matip, Bregerie, Suttner, Roger, Christiansen, Morales, Jung, Groß, Lezcano
hmmm
have fun with this
>Rafinha Martinez Hummels Bernat
>Höwedes, Naldo, Badstuber
there are people watching simultaneous broadcasting instead of the bayern schalke match
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kek
Ya
epic font and stroke
lol
Just a reminder that schopf is elite.
Lel
how do you tell someone that she needs to work on her shoulders and do some powerlifting in order to not look all flubby and chubby
feel when bayern will conceed taday. where is huntelaar
Show pics of before/after pics of kerber and tell the girl that could be her.
meanwhile at the south efrica - sri lanka match:
>Yikes, the bees are back, again. Bees stop play at the Wanderers. De Kock swatting them away with his right glove. The two umpires converge somehow, and they take drinks. Looks like the bees have found a new home in De Kock's helmet.
>Wanderers' head groundsman comes out with a stick in hand. Will he swat them away? Won't he? Nope, he pulls out.
>Scenes at the Wanderers. Morris brings out a fire extinguisher. One of the groundstaff uses it to scare the bees away, and the crowd cheers him on. He seems to have successfully scared the bees off the field (or not), he has his hands aloft, and then takes a high-five from Morris. We will bee back in a bit.
have you ever been on the receiving end in a blowbang
that will not do. her answer will be "good for her, i dont want to look like THAT."
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>where is huntelaar
F
Why is Geis not starting?
if she likes looking flubby and chubby why change it
thanks
>not wanting dem legs
Drop her m8
Yes this image was posted on my twitter timeline earlier. I thought about posting it in /bundes/ but decided not to.
i dont have her
>Why is Geis not starting?
Geis is fucking shit in a 3-5-2. His speciality is dropping between the CBs and launching passes forward, which is useless in a system with 3 CBs.
We'll go out and get her m8.
I believe in u!!!
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i dont want her
it's not even the first time this has happened during a cricket match
he's talking about his mum
so when bees attack me and im out in the open i lie down?
yes. although you're more likely to be attacked by a wasp. in which case you should run for your life
got it
Then why in the heck are you posting about her?
Ok. Haven't seen badstuber but is his ability on the ball as good as they say?
why cant bees into ground play
if you stand upright they'll think you're a flower and sting you
Badstuber was good until the injuries fucked him up. Now nobody really knows his level.
update:
>What's happening at the Wanderers? A beekeeper has now arrived with a container filled with honey.
Thanks
felt like it
Look out for bears
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okay
holy shit, destroyed
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LOL
I don't think that's how bees work
right..?
it is
>Seems like he has captured most of the bees; we are not too far away from a re-start.
and
>anime posters will never fuck off to Sup Forums
>On 2 May 2011, Alonso was arrested following his involvement in a car accident in Madrid. He was the driver of a car that collided with a wall, killing one of the passengers, a 19-year-old woman, having been driving at 112.8 km/h in wet conditions in a 50 km/h zone, with a blood alcohol level of 0.93 mg per litre.[23][24] He faced 21 months in prison when sentenced in February 2016, but his punishment was changed to a €61,000 fine and a driving ban of three years and four months, which had already been spent.[25]
Why is this allowed?
what are they eating?
bratwurst
Guy on the left probably has a Schnitzelsemmel and the guy on the right is having a hotdog. The girl is just autistic.
>semmel
That bun is too big for him to be eating a hot dog m8
Might be a Bosna?
Xabi Alonso`?
no, how was it?
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Marcos Alonso
>english stream on 1xstream for bayern
lol
me neither
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Come on Schalke
Leeet´s Gooo!
I know right
they're plotting something and the ref knows
great picture you posted, I will save it
Wait a second, are you the burger that asked what team he should bandwagon a few weeks ago? Why would you choose >Schalke, seriously, they've just made some random fuck from the second division their new designated saviour, it's a shitshow.
hi kyouko
explain
hi
I have been on the "giving" end of something close to a blowbang though
okay
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Lel I did made that post but in fact was a Schalke fan all along
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DAT BLOOTY
it was awful, and I couldnt wash the shame off me afterwards. Whole different thing than watching it on your PC.
They are eating a LKW mit (oder ohne) Käse you fucking faggots. How can you not know GERMAN cuisine?
s.m.h. t. b. q. h.
Schwaben raus aus Berlin
were you wearing a mask?
>German """humor"""