Dubs chooses a pickup line

Dubs chooses a pickup line

I'm black

Hope, how I crave the sweet scent of your hair. I yearn for your touch and to put my benis inside of you.

Hey girl are you into furries?

Hey babe, are you a Pokémon?
Cuz let's fuck

Please let me watch you fuck a nigger. Pleeeeeeeeeease?

Reroll

suck my dick bitch

Hi, I'm desperate.

I asked Sup Forums for a pickup line.

HOPEfully you'll sucketh the pene

Reroll

I will kill your dog if you don't fuck my ass with a dreamsicle.

You make me wanna pre

So, is the milk in the cereal a drink, sauce, or soup?

Hello

Hey fuck lets babe

So, you into latex?

i hope you'll want a fat pleb like me.

shit in my mouth mommy

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Is your real name Sandy Hook?? Because I want to shoot up kids inside you.

Well you ain't no Amber but you could be a good cumslut. How's $8 an hour sound?

reroll

this

You look classy can I lick your assy

Are your glasses big or do you have a really small head? Seriously I am interested.

With a body that fine, you gotta be at least a nine

God, I fucking love Nickleback sooo much. You?

are you alright with cross dressing?

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So, thoughts on the evil blackens?

Want some fuk

WINRAR

GET

Oh, get fucked. Nice trips, fagass.

Eh behbeh, issa gone be a nigga night. Wesa was kaaaaangs. And a nigga gone nig.

Dubs

"hi"

Lmao i got trips on that shity line. Gl op

WINRAR

win

I don't want to come off as desperate but here it goes... I've never had a GF and I definitely don't know what it's like to kiss or even *coughs nervously* to...um..you know...have sex... so please don't act like all the other girls who jump on asshole's dick as soon as possible. Im one of the exctinct type of a man. the one who actually cares... ;)

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Hey BB u wont sum fuk

Did you fall from heaven because you're the only 10 i see.

HE DELIVERED
OP DELIVERED

Ok next to get dubs decides

>body that fine
>least a nine

reroll

garbage

Touch me please
I haven't felt a woman in 11 years

OH, FUCK ME

GOD DAMN IT

Hopefully you make me come out of my basement

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brina, if i ever catch you down some alleyway I swear to god, im going to shove my thick cock down your throat while i fingerblast your fartbox

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID WHORE

I have an IQ score of 152

Lick my boipucci

Good job, me. Good fuckin job.

Re roll

roll

Roll

kek

WINRAR

Just send her this

Hey, you're very cute! My name is John.

WINRAR

Are you into pissing each other?

Should i do some more?

Fuck off satan

This, and add 'it's bina while.'

girl i wanna rape you so badly

Yes

YES

Get this in there

Brina brina cock for dinna

>Satan trips
>"Pissing eachother"
>Satan is fucking Indian confirmed

Transgenders can't be in war but I'll still blow that pussy up

You ever fuck a cat? id fuck a cat

roll

Next one get

I am intellectually superior. I will breed with you only to continue spreading my aryan genes

Lemme smash ur like button

You're disgusting

Hello M'Lady

Rolling for

Reroll

Lets watch the emoji movie

Reroll

have u seen the fight between to girls outisde?

Reroll

Knock knock

roll

Need some cream for my dessert. You willing?

Im just gonna be honest with you i just want nudes and to bang you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rollerino

WINRAR

laaaaaaaame finish the joke

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