Well /bro's I hired 2 Official Hit-men

Well /bro's I hired 2 Official Hit-men
former marine here did a few tours in Afghanistan, killed a new people, about 12.
So its not a big deal to be anymore. I now work or did work at an insurance firm making good money. Averaging about 80 to 90k a year. Been there for 7 years now,
Quit my job today. I am single, i like it this way, Nothing i really want to spend my money on.
Looking for a new adventure. So i have hired 2 hit-men to hunt me.
No i didn't go onto the deepweb and use a shitty scam service.
I paid 40 grand in cash to a known legitimate source here in Chicago, I just told the guy I suffer from
PTSD so bad i want to end it but i don't want to know when and how.
What they don't realize is that i will be hunting them aswell.
From my training in recon in the Marine i know the first places they will check is my job and house possibly close family members to see if i am there.
I am about to leave my house, put a few guns in my car got a nice Glock 22 with me. and about 30 grand in cash. Going to leave my house unlocked and camp outside at a distance to watch,
i am leaving a note that will say "tag your it"
Let the games begin, may the best man win

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hyyyyyyyyype

inb4 they pay a portion of what you payed to another hitman to do the job

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Post their bodies when you're done

Whatever you say man, have a nice life /bro
No its all on the up and up. I know its legit tied to mafia here in chicago

Wish me luck, Heading out my door NOW, Will check thread or update when i can

*you're

Wow. It's fucking nothing.

Pic ofyour guns and the money plus time stamp or GTFO, roleplayer.

Obvious Reddit story is obvious

You spent the 40k. You went through aaaall that fucking trouble...

And then you go ahead and fuck it all up by myspelling "you're"

I hope you lose

Confirmed

OP is not only a faggot,
but full of shit.

Go to bed, Brandon.
You're gay.

>inb4 this continues to trickle down until you have a middle aged pakistani man chasing you with a cricket bat for $20

Old pasta is old, op is a faggot

you are funny

periscope the whole thing user

I fucking hate summer on this website

Sure. Just like that one story on reddit.

Fuck off cunt and stop stealing other people's fake stories

OP here tried to take a pic but its dark as fuck, waiting to see if anyone suspicious comes around or drives up didn't want to use flash of course

Is this YCYL?

OP here broke into the house down the street to see if i can get a better view from out the window, House looked empty
Probably won't update thread seems dead

If you leave a "note" any good mechanic will know tho gig is blown and walk with the money. Its not lile the movies.