>louis walks onstage dragging his 2 preteen daughters with him while theyre sobbing
SEE THESE 2 LIL BITCHES HERE? THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM! THEY DONT KNOW HOW HARD THE BLACK MAN HAS IT IN THIS SOCIETY THESE *WHITE* LIL ASSHOLES
>the girls are crying and begging louis to let them go
SEE THIS? THEY WANNA GO! THEY CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE THEIR PRIVILEGE! TALK ABOUT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!
>the girls are uncontrollably sobbing at this point and begging their dad to let them go as a mob of african americans has gathered in front of their stage stroking their dicks chanting deep-jungle african tunes
FUCKING TAKE THEM!
>louis throws the kids into the black mob
*WE* TOTALLY DESERVE IT! *WE* ARE CIS-WHITE PRIVILEGED HETEROSEXUAL MALES AND FEMALES AFTER ALL!
>louis's phone rings and its his accountant asking him if he should put "mexican jewish" as his ethnicity in his forms cause thats what his papers state
NOT NOW DAVID! IM TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR 200 YEARS OF OPPRESSION HERE! GOD!
>louis unzips his pants gracefully and eagerly spreads his asshole for the bulls, unfortunately no one takes advantage of him as theyre too busy devastating his kids's orifices
Louis walks onstage dragging his 2 preteen daughters with him while theyre sobbing
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You know it's someone white who always writes these copypastas
Good job cuck king
Why would the moderators leave a thread such like this active?
Im making an official request for this thread to be deleted and the user who made it to be banned.
Does anybody have more?
The psyche of cucks, everyone.
haha i get it
because he has an initial that starts with "C"
haha "C"
the letter "C" is funny haha
I hereby upboat and reblog your request.
maximum lol
These Louis C.K. pastas get me every time. Kind of like the AVGN thing, eventually it just became funny.
>Being this much of a newfag
Goddamit OP I just fapped. Round 2, I guess.
How do you feel about Bane?
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What, no pictures?
>Louis C.K walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a show tonight"
>"Before we go any further, let us turn off these accursed lights, damned these inventions of the white devil, and return to our natural state...in blackness..."
>All lights in the theatre are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience
>At this point, all the blacks in the audience have started chanting "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck..." silently at first, but growing steadily louder
>At this point Louis has stripped completely naked, and a massive cauldron is brought on stage
>"This cauldron contains a sacred Nubian concoction made from excrement and semen of Black Men, and the blood of white male babies, it gives me crazy sexual power, sometimes I even ingest it"
>Louis covers his whole body with the foul substance, his little white dick getting visibly more erect
>At this point, the chanting has grown quite loud..."cuck cuck cuck cuck..."
>Louis starts pleasuring himself furiously, his eyes turning back in his head as the becomes more and more ecstatic, the chanting growing ever louder
>Some white people look uncomfortable and disgusted and head towards the doors, but they are locked
>Finally Louis reaches climax, and as he comes he is handed a big horn, resembling a BBC
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives
>All the white women in the theatre are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black guys await with throbbing erections
>At this point Louis is being DPd by two black bucks, and panting, he reaches for the mic...
>"Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters...I bid you welcome...to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
wtf i hate white fucking males now
THE KEK KING MAKES HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN
Same. Was sick of it, then it became so overblown that I started laughing. And then the fucking plane crashed into the mountain and I realized meme magic was real.
>he fell for the pea coat meme
C U C K
>The crowd are gathered in the foyer enjoying their pre-event drink of grape juice
>the foyer lights flash
>the event is about to begin
>Ushers are frantic at getting the spectators to their seats in fear of feeling the full strength of the host
>the doors shut and loud simultaneous lock is heard through the theatre
>the crowd becomes silent in anticipation
>The theme to 2001 begins to play by the all white ginger symphony below the stage
>as the trumpets' crescendo, The CucK himself appears from the rafters, descending to the stage in the still form of christ wearing a black and purple suit
>The drums ravvivando as the host gradually reaches the stage and beat even louder as he levitates only a foot above the stage
>Louis drops to the stage and at the same time the drums have changed the beat to youtube.com
>the crowd goes wild
>the pause in the music
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS
>the crowd is in ecstasy
>RELEASE THE NUBIANS
You have strange fantasies.
I wouldn't discriminate against the cucks, they're a pretty big lobbying party now, especially on this board.
>The air is thick as the full capacity crowd waits in total darkness.
>Louis CK is 15 minutes late to start his set.
>Suddenly, the thunderous roar of African war drums and elephant cries rings out.
>The spotlights focus center stage.
>A battalion of proud black militants lead Louis on stage in nothing but a short pink nightgown, face covered in makeup wearing a bob-cut blonde wig.
>"Fans, tonight is the night that i fulfill my destiny and duty as a sissy white bitch, tonight is the night I lose my manhood forever."
>"Don't do it Louis! It doesn't have to be this way!" Yells a solitary Caucasian voice from the crowd, unable to hold his tongue any longer.
>"Ayo shut da fuck up BITCH" booms Tyrique, asserting his Nubian dominance. The silent tension builds for mere seconds before the hecklers neck is snapped by a sympathetic white subject, purely to bring the attention back to the stage. The mans wife is stripped naked and dragged away, presumably to a new life of rape and forced black impregnation.
>"As I was saying" quivered Louis, "Under the counsel of my advisors, I have decided to forego that which I do not deserve, my right to reproduce. As we speak, my daughters are being shipped to Sudan to repay my debt to our new black overlords. Now without further adieu, let us begin!"
>Within seconds, Louis is impaled anally and orally with 36 inches of black tube steak. While DeMarcus and Javhonte destroy his masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls out a machete the size of a small child, personally blessed by Joseph Kony and his top shamans and in one swing, removes it literally.
>Louis screams in both pain and liberation as the wound is cauterized with a flaming baobab branch, all the while the two bucks never missing a beat with their relentless spit-roasting.
>Finally, some 2 hours later after all the bulls have satisfied themselves in his holes he is dragged away but not without first issuing a final statement.
>"I shall now be known as LOUISE CucK!"
>The theme to 2001 begins to play by the all white ginger symphony below the stage
>as the trumpets' crescendo, The CucK himself appears from the rafters, descending to the stage in the still form of christ wearing a black and purple suit
So anyway, I'm in England right. Any of you in the audience ever been there?
>audience murmurs, slight disdain
I know I know, it's horrible place. White indigenous European males everywhere...
>audience boos, hecklers shout from the back of the hall
So yeah, I get to my hotel room, guess what I see on the TV?
>audience silence, puzzled faces everywhere
They have a channel right. Multiple channels! Guess what it's called? B...B...C.
>crowd goes wild with applause
Imagine that, millions of white women all at home staring at the BBC, morning noon and night!
>crowd goes ballistic, people are literally hugging and praying in their seats
An entire nation tuned into BBC! We are all slaves to the BBC on our televisions!
>crowd begins chanting BBC! BBC! BBC!
So you can imagine my disappointment when this 'BBC' featured no updates on any interracial breeding grounds
>crowd stunned to silence
But you know what I say? Let's go to England, with a million black men, and let them fuck every white woman in sight!
>crowd goes insane, starts burning down the auditorium, african drums start playing
I AM SLAVE TO THE BBC, THE BBC IS MY MASTER. DESHI DESHI, BASARA BASARA!
>crowd begins burning British flags, storms out of the auditorium chanting in unison
This stopped being funny last year
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fuck you, it's still funny to me
also please post more interracial breeding grounds copypastas guys
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Fucking disgusting cum skins.
Is this kino?
why do they hire such hot girls to play his children? is louis a pedophile?
Louis CK
Hero to liberals.
How pathetic is that shit?