I'm a bouncer. Ask me anything

I'm a bouncer. Ask me anything.

Can I come in?

Why don't you dress up like jonny bravo for kicks

can I come in?

Do you guys really regulate the number of blacks you let into the club

Can I come in?

Can I come in?

How high do you bounce?

In USA?

Can I come in?

That's a bouncee, bouncer is the other guy

Am I tough enough for the Salty Spitoon?

Can I come in?

Nope. As long as people aren't assholes I really don't care what race you are.

Yes

Can I come in?

bouncer [boun-ser]

noun

>1. a person or thing that bounces.

2. a person who is employed at a bar, nightclub, etc., to eject disorderly persons.

3. something large of its kind.

Cam I come in?

how many people have you seen trying to sneak in or how many people have you had to remove?

Can I come in?

Can I come in?

So many I've lost count. I personally kick out about 10 people a night, and we usually average something like 40 with a 7 man team.

do you bounce?

Do you have problems with underageds?

Yeah, we get lots of fake IDs no matter where I'm working.

Fellow bouncer here.
The hardest thing with being a bouncer is telling your parents that you're gay.

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All bouncers are such assholes.
> How much have you had to drink tonight? I don't think I'm letting you in.

When all I've had was 8 vodka Redbull, a bottle of whine, a gram of coke and a small bump of ketamine and a shit tonne of MDMA.
If I could find my way home I'd get my gun and put one in your head.

Sorry, you all
look underage i'm going to need to see some ID first.

I'd say the hardest part is getting the rich kid's dad yelling in your face about how his kid is going to law school and how he'll sue you for not accepting his (fake) ID. Either that, or staying there to talk to the cops about stupid stuff that happened that night, when you'd like to go home and sleep.

Ahhhhhhhh samefagging this bad feels good

would you?

I know a bouncer who was offered a bj if he let some (way too drunk) chicks in, anything similar happend to you?

Not even with a rented dick.

What is the best tip to got for someone to skip the line?

With regularity. Some are hot enough to consider it, but you'll probably catch something.

Im desperate enough. yeah I would

for you then

Bribe the bouncer. It's easier if it's not on camera and they probably won't be able to bypass the cover charge, but it's better than waiting in line for an hour.

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Old Guys Fap too need moar?

start your own board for that shit

Fuck off you Indian cunt.

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Hey fuckface thread >ask me anything don't like it go fuck yourself. Would You duhh