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Owen Green
Liam Ortiz
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
Matthew Bailey
MAULED BY THE TIGERS
Nolan Evans
Thomas Wilson
THIS
Carson Anderson
...
Isaac Morales
No bully but this should be a sticky
Elijah James
>IT'S ARE YEAR LA
Austin Sullivan
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
Jeremiah Davis
>Gerrard comes back.
>Liverpool slip.
Jose Carter
...
Anthony Walker
96la
Blake Thomas
o my
Nolan Wood
DOES
Mason Cook
>tfw you're an exposed fraud
Elijah Price
HE SAW IT COMING AND BAILED
Kayden Cox
Geht Kult-Floppo Jürgen Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Flopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Floppo" Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Flopp: Ich bin der Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen Flopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Floppo "Kult-Floppo" Jürgen "Floppo" Flopp? Da erwidert Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Flopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Floppo" Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Kult-Floppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Jürgen Flopp" Flopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen Flopp "Kult-Floppo" Flopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen Flopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Jürgen Flopp "Kult-Floppo" Floppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Flopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" Floppo Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Kult Floppo" Kult Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" Flopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Floppo" Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" Floppo Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Jürgen Flopp" Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Floppo "Floppo" Jürgen "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Floppo" "Jürgen Flopp" Kult-Floppo Jürgen "Kult-Floppo" Jürgen "Floppo" Floppo Kult-Floppo Flopp.
Thomas Powell
What is happening?
Andrew Price
NOT
Gabriel Thompson
SLIP
Hunter Smith
MADMAN
Camden Thompson
Can someone please translate this? I can work out some of it but I've never studied Krautish.
Eli Mitchell
Wh... why?
This is what being a Liverpool Fan has sounded like since last month:
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Levi Bailey
...
John Edwards
something about klopp walking into a bar and the barkeeper asking him if he is THE klopp
Zachary Green
I like this post
Brandon Robinson
Basically it says:
>Jürgen Klopp walks into a bar and says "I am Jürgen "Kult Floppo" Klopp. The barkeeper asks "THE Jürgen Klopp ? Klopp answers "Yes indeed I am THE Jürgen Klopp". The barkeeper is amazed "I wouldve never thought that Jürgen Klopp would ever come into my cult-pub. Klopp answers with "Most dont until they drive him" (a joke to one of the commercials he has done for some car I think some Opel or so). The barkeep is astonished: "Ah.. Jürgen this is fucking awesome, Jürgen, I really gotta say. And Klopp responds with "I stand for that with my name Jürgen Klopp" (another joke regarding some german commercial for babyfood although I have no idea if Klopp ever did that commercial)
youtube.com
one of his Opel commercials (although not the one the text is refering to)
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So that is basically it, just with my short versions of Klopp changed for really long versions of it.
Nathan Williams
Ninety-Six?
Nolan Sanders
good post, would be better if Romania was Demba Ba
Jeremiah Lee
THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVED THEY COULD WIN THE LEAGUE
Christian Richardson
Will Klopp finally receive criticism from the media?
Eli Price
Good one
Luke Baker
But did you see how passionate he was on the side line?
Samuel Martinez
I hate Liverpool so much
Carter Sanchez
Scourers cucked again haha
Lincoln Taylor
>mfw their tears are so yummy in my mouth
Nolan Rogers
Klopp clearly isn't being given the funds needed to revitalise us
Look at every Manager since FSG took over in 2010, each one of them failed because they were never given the funds to buy world class Players after we bought Suarez.
But no, go ahead blame The Manager like always, it's always solely their fault that should do the trick.
Levi Smith
>£25m on Wijnaldum
>£34m on Mane
Yeah poor guy, practically skint ain't he
Leo Watson
are Hull our guys? They anally sodomized both Liverpoop and Man You in a matter of days. I vote them now our guys.
Matthew Scott
>not given the funds to buy world class players
No money in the world can make a world class player join liverpool
Ryan Long
today's game was identical to liverpool's first loss at burnley. they just can't break down average teams that park the bus.
Cooper Bennett
I mean a proper big name player
Gavin Hernandez
Lucas and Can were unbelievably shite
Isaac Bell
LELverPOO
Mason Long
I've lost track of how many times these fuckers have been blown the fuck out recently. Can somebody give me a rundown?
Asher Cox
*are
Michael Johnson
I know they have collected a total of 3 points in 2017
Jace Foster
...
Angel Gomez
Plymouth must be the laughing stock of League 2 now
Gavin Howard
my sides, underrated
Parker Rivera
10/10
Brandon Phillips
get fucked milner
Jeremiah Wood
None of those want to join Slipperpool
Fuck outta here u knob
Levi Ross
>blaming the owners for not buying world class
>thinking Liverpool have any business buying world class players
>last trophy was 6 years ago
>Carling Cup as well
>consistently no top 4
Cameron Williams
They couldn't even sign Mario Gotze, a washed up player who was supposed to be world class.
Christian Adams
no one was saying this big name players shit when we were steam rolling everyone u fickle fucks
Ethan Bailey
signed mane who we can all agree is better for us now
Nicholas Wilson
Distinct lack of Irish flags among these replies
kek
Leo Parker
you need to stop signing shitty centre-backs from the bundesliga.
Ethan Torres
matip is one of the best in the epl. not his fault his stuck next to literal shit
Brayden Lopez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alexander Brooks
>epl
What did he mean by this?
Easton Gray
One of the few days I enjoy being am Everton fan
We win, they get fucked and Niasse the African George Weah scores
Ian Campbell
>Losing to Lavorprell
Deserved desu, should be fighting relegation there.
Tyler Foster
Wasn't Mane supposed to save them?
Zachary Gray
Niasse has 2 goals for Hull, lid. >We're going to sell him on for a profit kek.
Alexander Martin
Against United and the shite
It's brilliant
Samuel Murphy
Please don't ever leave us :3
Hunter Reyes
Saved
Caleb Perez
shut up
Benjamin Cox
BREAKS LIKE GLASS
BUT NOT IN YOUR HAND
Cameron Jenkins
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE WALL PUSHERS DEATH TO KOPITES
Luke Gutierrez
lol
Bentley Russell
>Buying a Poocastle bench player for 25M
I'm surprised Liverpoop aren't on the way to the championship desu
Jayden Rogers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nicholas Richardson
kek
Thomas Ross
FOOKIN
Lincoln Butler
twitter.com
Ohhh it's the Academy's fault...
Blake Cooper
>30 years ago...
John Lewis
>our year la
>That klopp, that passion
>we're better than spurs, obviously
>no Europe will make it easier la
Jeremiah Smith
United are about to pass them in the table.
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Logan Sanders
Danke Deutschbro.
Ayden Moore
Spurs to make it 1 in 11 for Flopp.
Jace Peterson
SUMMON THE GYPSY
Grayson Gutierrez
>this video
>kept the bickering
>just one take
lol
Henry Watson
There's only one way to do that
THIS
Joseph Sanchez
DOES
Luis Diaz
NOT
Anthony Hall
ONE IN TEN
ONE IN TEN
ONE IN TEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
Ethan Walker
KEK
Alexander Moore
lmao
Ryan Hernandez
Thank you based gypo