So i tried this shit last night. 10/10 best invention ever. Literally came in 1 minute

So i tried this shit last night. 10/10 best invention ever. Literally came in 1 minute.

Hmmmm... i am doubting if i wanna try it out

How do you make

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OP here. I used olive oil as lube lol

>Literally came in 1 minute.

This is why you need a fake pussy to begin with.

Is tighter than a pussy tho

Is it a new flavour or something? I'm from Norway and we generally don't have a wide selection of pringles flavours.

have fun with a pimple covered dick

Pizza, cheddar cheese, onion, bbq, chicken, jalapeño, sugar and the originals here in spicland

I usually fuck my ass with olive oil

Cool

Cooking oils can actually be safely used as lube, and were traditionally used in the past.

Just buy a fucking fleshlight, you cheap fuck.

just olive oil?

tried that a cuople of years ago. it was nice. thanks for the reminder. gonna buy some pringles later

Well the bottle and what ever leaks

I live with mom and dad. I'm not ordering anything from Amazon

Looks like Salt & Vinegar flavour to me.

and cheaper.

I tried this with a condom instead of a glove, the lube on the condom combined with the leftover pringle residue to make the most foul smell I have ever smelled, it honestly made me throw up. felt great though

like you would know...

lul pussy is free and easy unless your forever alone guy / cancer

I have an idea its called a woman
If you have to fuck sponges in a can you might be a mung

Why does Mommy and Daddy open your mail? They know that's illegal right?

I'm planning to make my own today.
What keeps the sponges from shifting around?
And what kind of sponges did you use?

Funny. I used to masturbate even more the last time i had a gf. I was horny all the fucking time
So you dont masturbate?

>pussy is free
you have a long way before you realise that woman, gf, expecialy wife is the MOST expensive way to get laid

also the most time consuming

The struggle is real

Indeed.
See:

Have you tried using a woman? The hole is not bad plus they cook and clean too!

For some extra feel, since the sponges aren't that good, try a copper scouring pad, and has the added benefit of turning into diy estim with a 9v battery.

i cant find one

Don't be too picky. Stop watching so much porn.

Yeah but this is easier to dispose of once it gets worn out

Naa, once you're bored of that pussy you just ignore them. They soon fuck off

Pringles can can't slash your tires or stalk your new girlfriend

fleshlight africa edition

nothing better than eatiang pringles and fuck 2 scotsh brite

I didn't say cheat on them. Just stop fucking them. Drink loads of beer and ignore her attempts at control. (see your friends, go shopping with her, don't visit boring shit she likes, fart in bed)

They won't slash your tires EVER if you dispose of the properly...

Once again.. Pringles can is less effort

I forgot to say - start fucking them, then just stop and get off. This REALLY fucks with their brains.

Kmart is closing

not really - pussy is self cleaning

Hmm.. social interaction, going on dates, having to go through the effort of ghosting someone.. or I could just keep a pack of vinyl gloves handy.

Pringles can 3, berginer 0

OK, go buy your lube, sponges, rubber gloves and pringles, but at the checkout just smile at the cashier and say hi. What's the worst that could happen? He might let you suck his cock.

If you can get away with being satisfied from that your whole life, go for it, most of us aren't that lucky.

>having to learn social interaction
>finding someone to actually go out with me
>going through getting ghosted
Fixed that for you.

Well I have no problem with any of that normally but its not worth it just for some pussy. Even married people still masturbate

True - but coming on the face of some stuck-up bitch being a dirty whore is priceless.

What else to use than gloves or condom?

made me laugh

>sand paper

No-one does that anymore..

Seriously I have 15 minutes max

sounds like mr. Pringles planned it from the start

except if you're underaged.

Really? Maybe it's just you. I'm no great looker, but smart and funny. I've never been without. I'm going to curse your wank. The next time you come in an old sock or pringles tube - just look at your sweaty bod - covered in spunk and think - not my greatest moment.

Can you use that shit for more than one time?

yes but it smells really badly

Well , I can't get a pussy that don't stink anyway.

Might just be were I live, but here any social interaction whatsoever with people you don't know is extremely taboo, on the bus for example, it's silent.

Also do people really wank with socks, I've never understood that, wouldn't the friction be too much?

If it smells really bad, you PROBABLY SHOULDN'T USE IT. Thet's bectario.

bectario provokes diabeetos

Retardos...

made these a few times, works a treat.

...what flavour pringles?

Pringo's provokos diabotoos iswell.

only thing to get dirty is the glove. turn it inside out and give it a good wash to reuse

>turn it inside out

ewww gross, it's filled with badly smelling stuff !!

I tried this but the sponges slide down when using it, what do?