>18 yo white faggot >summer break >parents go to vacation for 2 weeks >stay home on my own
(they never knew i was smoking weed)
>smoking the whole 2 weeks >last day >wanna smoke whole day >got so cocky i would smoke the joint while sitting in front of my pc >living in flat so people smelled it >parents came before the actual scheulded arrival >say "hi" >mom furious can see it >"what were u smoking here user?!" >cigarettes >moms bf "this not good man" >slapped me and kept telling me this is just the beginning >bf telling me it aint my hobby >mom tells me if ill smoke this again ill have to move to my dad
fun fact: i was smoking weed for 2 years, everyday in the same place i got caught in, even with them inside the flat, never got caught.
not sure if i should continue smoking
Dylan Barnes
Move to your dad and smoke with him.
Noah Perry
Would rather live with my friends tho
Evan Thomas
Oh my god, this is amazing! Tell me more!
Jeremiah Morales
>me and my housemate go for drive to local car park/doggin spot/stoner hangout with a nice view, early evening >smoke a phat one >smoking second J and notice car pull up next to us >look to the side >5-0 get low >ohshit.jpg >copper comes to window >ello ello ello, what you two up to >nothing officer, just chilling with a view >ok, just checking you're not terrorists. i can smell weed user, do you have anything illegal on you >my mate with the joint in his hand 'yeah, just like a fivers' >can you step out of the vehicle Sir? Who's weed is it? >my friend 'mine' >proceeds to give my mate a caution >my turn to get out of car and get a caution >call on the radio "immediate assistance required, domestic violence" >copper says i'm lucky he has to go answer a call >get away without a caution >get back in car and call our mates up (where i'd left my bag of weed the night before) >yo, just got our weed confiscated, it cool to come round pick up my baggy and have a smoke and chill? >sure
Robert Jackson
just continue every now and then just be more careful your mom is not retarded she knows weed is not bad she just doesn't want you to turn into a full blown junkie. Make sure you don't :)
Aiden Phillips
isnt she kinda dumb if she didnt knew before? i mean it was 2 years smoking, even when she was awake and she would have to smell it for sure tho
Kayden Edwards
wtf is a caution? is it like an official warning that goes on your record?
Isaac Peterson
Its a warning thats non permanent. .
Blake White
yeah. britbong here. that's back when weed was only class c drug. since then it was upgraded to class b. i think it's max 5 years for possession, 14 years for dealing.
pretty sure you still just get a caution for your first offence though.
Bentley Harris
>18 self >just graduated high school >chillin with buddies >'yo user, want some schweed?' >oh damn I'm high.apk >this is first time smoking >get home >dad is outside grilling. >dad, it's midnight, wtf >dad is high >dad sees me high. >'son, why are you high?' >INSERT BULLSHIET EXCUSE >dad smokes me up even more >he rambles about the new lawn mower and proceeds to start it and cut two lanes of grass >finish barbecue steak >chillest night
Anons, I shiet you not.
Connor Cooper
keep smoking but don't get lazy if your mom and her bf are going to be mad and make you move you should be careful and they will watch more as they now know you smoke
Connor Rogers
I'm not buying this, but believe me
Gavin Brooks
How the hell do they not know the diff between cigs and weed
Aiden Sanchez
doo yoo evern reed????
Carson Barnes
only losers do drugs
Aiden Stewart
only losers say that
Aaron Sanders
Fake.
Jayden Carter
I read it dumbshit . The. Mom think it's actually cigarettes. Do u reed nigur
Nicholas Foster
>-loser
Lucas Barnes
>be 18 >be at home >smoke weed >mom enters the room: "Is that weed?" >yes
true story
Camden Sanders
no she doesnt m8
Cameron Foster
>21 >live with parents in huge apartment >terrace >night time >smoke the best joint i've ever had with a friend >we move a couch outside >hours pass >A wild Dad appears >"user WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?" >me "relax, we're only listening to music" >dad "you better not ruin my couch with the rain!" >Dad disappears >don't know if he noticed we were high or not
Justin Bell
Yeh keep dreaming man, this never happened.
Ryan Diaz
I've never been caught but have been accused of being high on a number of occasions. This is for two reasons: 1. i have dust allergies and my eyes are often blooshot because of it. 2. i'm autistic and apparently the way I speak and my body language gives people the impression i'm high
Almost lost a shitty part-time job due to boss suspecting and flat out accusing me of using drugs during my lunch break. I didn't (on that specific occasion time).
Hunter Harris
AUTISMO ALERT
Charles Stewart
Was 17 at time, was smoking behind a dumpster on my way to a first job (just washed dishes for a family dinner) almost finished smoking my blunt. I get a tap on the shoulder, look behind me and its a cop. Asks my age and my intention with the pot, ect. After I told him, begged him not to call my parents, and even offered to give him some of the weed, he tells me its a lucky day that his as a cop was his last. Gave me a long ass lecture and told me to get to work (which I was late). I quickly thanked him and ran to work. Then was fired. Smelt like smoke that was "different" from a cigarette and they pissed test me on the spot.
Joshua Allen
Kek this happened to me yesterday
>be me, 18 but still living with parents >small time drug dealer >mom isn't home so decide to bake some firecrackers >highashell.jpg >clean up my shit and to go to a nearby party >leave my personal 15 gram bag on the counter >wake up in afternoon >"user what's this weed doing on my counter?"
I'm lucky it was just my own personal stash so it wasn't that much.
Benjamin Martin
No no, I actually smoke with my dad all the time now. He always did as long as I can remember. I'm sure he was also drunk that night, but I also can't really make you believe me
Ryder Mitchell
>be 17 >sat downstairs after work eating pizza >parents get home >mum goes to sleep but step dad stays downstairs and offers me a beer >we don't talk much normally but it's cool >start talking about life and general bollicks >then out of nowhere >"So user how long have you been smoking weed?" >Harveyprice.gif >"I-err-ummm what are you on about?" >"cut the shit, how long?" >"just over a year?" >explain to him and it turns out he's cool with it >turns out he used to be an acid dealer >turns out he did every drug under the sun >turns out that if I scraped the chopping board in my kitchen, I could probably sell the contents for £20 a gram