Hey. Had a rubbish week and could use a laugh so remove a letter from a movie title to create a new plot

Hey. Had a rubbish week and could use a laugh so remove a letter from a movie title to create a new plot.
For example; Seven could be turned into Even:
Brad Pitt tries to get even with the shitty realtor that sold them their house next to the train tracks.

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New Moon could be New Moo.

Kristen Stewart turns into a giant fucking cow.

Looper can be changed to Looser. a biopic about OP's asshole, because he is a faggot

Except you need to remove a letter not change a letter you dumb cunt. Nice try, though.

Haha. Nice

Blood Port:
Van Damme has to navigate a treacherous port of call whilst captain of a cargo ship.

Troy becomes Toy. The movie of the toy wooden horse becoming the greatest gift of all time.

Although that may be the same movie now that I think about it...

>Good Will Hunting
>God Will Hunting
Matt Damon plays a savant who figures out he's a conspicuously accurate prophet. He abuses this power against Robin Williams's wishes.

Chindler's List:
It's the same movie, but the guy's last name is Chindler.

>Green Mile
>Gren Mile
Tom Hanks plays as a barber assigned to give horrifying haircuts to inmates at a prison.

Mean Girls
becomes Man Girls - about a bunch of traps trying to figure out if they're gay

>Pulp Fiction
>Pup Fiction
A much cuter version of the former movie, with all the characters voiced by kids.

Mrs. Doubtfire becomes Mr. Doubtfire

A woman finds out about her husband's secret cross-dressing fantasies. She can't live with it and divorces him. He is now free to pursue his dream of living as a 70 year old woman. He takes a job as a nanny, and all goes well at first. But soon the children start to suspect their Nanny may not be what she seems.

Irates of the Caribbean:
A bunch of angry dudes take a vacation to the Caribbean. Very little plot, but all the same actors acting really angry.

>Planet of the Pes

Pez has become so fucking good that it is now worshiped and consumed nonstop by the citizens of the Earth, which has now become an impossibly complex ecumenopolis surrounding the cult of Pes. The Z was changed to and S because S is a more internationally standard letter, and because fuck you if you don't like Pes and get off the planet you masterfully virginal cunt.

>the pes must flow

X-Men becomes 'Men'. it's pretty much the same-totally gay.

Fuck me

Ghostbusters becomes Ghostbuster, as the last remaining Ghostbuster goes on trial for murdering the other ghostbusters

>Fargo
>Fago
An underassigned officer in a po-dunk town pushes herself to the limit trying to undermine a secretive gay uprising, while avoiding getting blackmailed.

Murder in the First
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer stars in "Murder in the Firs", as he stars in a rollicking Christmas romp as the magical reindeers all try to figure out who has been murdering them one by one.

Fury becomes fur. Brad Pitt, Shia LeBouf and the other tank crew from that film blow up a bunch of furry scum

Pics or gtfo

>The Emoji Move

All the emojis move from an iPhone to an Android phone and are all horrified by how weird they look now

>Jaws
>Jas
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS: the movie.

>The Lord of the Rings
>The Lord of the Rigs
The most meta fantasy movie franchise ever made. Andy Serkis steals the show, proverbially and literally.

>Unkirk

The new Star Trek sequel where the Klingons make a device that turns people inside out and uses it on captain Kirk.

>Baby Diver

Same movie but with submarines

>Dune
>Due
SHAI' HULUD COMMANDS YOU TO PAY OFF YOUR LEASE

Jurassic Par
Elin Nordegren gains access to a time machine and sends Tiger Woods back to the dinosaur age with just his golf bag and golf balls to defend himself. Oops, the bag doesn't contain any clubs.

>Gone with the Wind
>Gone with the Win
Both Ashley and Rhett are gamblin', back-stabbin' low-lifes!

The Help becomes The Hep

It's a movie about a bunch of whores and addicts who have hepatitis and are trying to give it to everyone else because they feel as if they're under-represented. They do this by becoming maids and butlers and then rubbing their germs all over things and stuff.

What about
>Baby River ?
Shit gets creepy, then.

Fuck that! It should be a biopic about Cab Calloway.
>HEP HEP
>YOU HEP WITH THE JIVE?

Day of the Dead
Day of the Dad
The movie shows a day in the life of a middle-class, American father of three.

City Lickers
Billy Crystal stars as a man who takes his yuppy buddies to the Amazon in search of frogs containing halucinagenic drugs on their skin, only to run afowl of a wily old native headhunter.

>Raging Bull
>Aging Bull
A farm bull in his twilight years learns to love.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
These are great! I'm already feeling better haha
Godfellas
Two young southern baptist ministers experience the highs and lows of organised religion as they ascend the ranks of the Clergy.

Spirited Away becomes Spirited Way.

It's about the illegal alcohol market in the Broadway area during the prohibition era.

I'd watch that.

>Silence of the Lambs
>Silence of the Labs
A blind life-sentence convict is coerced into helping solve a copycat investigation by cheeky guide-dogs.

Fight Cub
A group of guys get together in a basement to beat the shit out of a family of bears

Office Pace. A story of one man's pursuit of the perfect pace in which to work at the office. When he thinks he's finally found it, he discovers polyrythms and his whole life is thrown into disarray causing him to spiral into depression and paranoia

apocalypse no.
Marlon brando contemplates going awol in the cambodian jungle, then decides against it

Host dad
Bill Cosby hosts parties and drugs women

Will it be an anime movie?
This should be directed by Ang Lee.
I was thinking of this title. Fucking perfect!

>The Little Mermaid
>The Little Memaid

An obnoxious shitstain who lives in the ocean wants to get together with a guy on nearby land.

Timeco
Van Damme plays a guy who sells timeshares and ultimately kills himself due to the banality of his own existence

Hahahaha.
Sensational

>Enter the Dragon
>Enter the Dagon
Lovecraftian lore reimagined as a martial arts franchise.

Star wars Episode 4 - A new hoe
A group of Tattooine farmers construct the ultimate agricultural tool which allows them to produce vast amounts of Space Cabbage and Blue Milk.

Once upon a Tim in Mexico
Basically the same movie but from the viewpoint of a tourist named Tim who seeks refuge behind a vegetable stall and waits for the shit to blow over.

Lady and the ramp
A retired pensioner dreams of becoming a pro skater

How about changing one letter?
Gone with the Wino, the epic tail of how all the household goods of one Southern family was stolen by an alcoholic Yankee.

Hahahaha. Good one

Obocop
A loveable inner city police officers teaches rough and tough criminals the magic of music through his Oboe

Ben Hu

Gripping adventure story of Rome's first Chinese chariot driver

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Fuckin' brilliant.

>Psych

Hotel owner fools cops into thinking he's a serial killer.

Diver.

Aspie with custom scorpion wetsuit is the best diver in the world because he has no people skills

Dive*

Lady and the trap
Fixed

Hahahaha!
American Pi
A bunch of borderline retarded American scientists want to change Pi from 3.14 to 4 so it's easier to do maths with.

He Matrix
Chang enter video game world. Kung fu good. White man in suit kung fu. Exprosive action fighting. But is Chang chosen one? One thing for sure... He Matrix!

Apocalypse No

Turns out there isn't an apocalypse.

Fat and Furious

Literally the same exact movie but everyone's 300 pounds

The Bi Lebowski

KEK

Hahahaha
Fat and Furious
Paul walker infiltrates a gang of fast food enthusiasts

Seed

If you don't keep the bus over 50 mph, I will cum in your ear

Reservoir dos. The spanish sequel to the movie: reservoir

Oh god .... This has already been done, but not in that way.
Thankfully the internet had failed in finding evidence, but I found a VHS in my dads crap called Pup Fiction. I thought it was Pulp fiction and watched it one day.
Furry porn to the Pulp Fiction plot.

12 Angry Me

Hilarity ensues when a person with multiple personalities winds up every member of a jury in a murder case.

The Magi School Bus
Due to cost cutting Hogwarts has had to do away with several unnecessary expenditures and now instead of a magical train and horse less carriages the school has found an old yellow bus that constantly breaks down and spews noxious gases into itself.

Mad Max: Fury Rod
Mad Max is back and his rod is more furious than ever before. Will their combined anger be enough to crush the mighty puss of Lady Thundercunt?
Rated PG-13

kek

HAHAHAHAHA!
Earl Harbour
Earl salvages scrap from the devastating attack on Pearl Harbour and manages to put together a modest fishing charter business

Alien --> Lien. A bunch of space miners touch down on a desolate planet and a space monster soon mortgages their ship.

Even Samurai
>two samurai can't beat each other up

Oy Story
>that Jewish cowboy from the Simpsons gets lost at the pizzeria or something I dunno

Aging Bull
>same film but with Robert Deniro now

>Cat away
A damn cat is stranding on a lonely island

Men in back
The untold story of black men riding the bus during the civil rights movement

Mad Max: Rod Warrior
COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT

Good stuff!
Mad Max: Fur road
In the post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland random gangs of furries control the highways.

The Bi Lebowski is a 1998 American crime comedy film about Jefferine "The Dudette" Lebowski, a Los Angeles transexual who is assaulted when mistaken for his wife.

What the fuck? That's hilarious. Why would your dad have that?
Goddamn Chinese bootleg!
DAS THE WRONG NUMBAH!

>The Sword in the Stone
>The Word in the Stone
The origin story of the Rosetta Tablet.

Tree Kings

A boring documentary about centenarian trees, the "kings" of the forests.

Lord of the RNG's
A man living in his parents basement finds he can control random number generators and uses this to gain moderate fame from playing Heartstone and accumulating Dubs in said thread.

Jurassic ark

biblical floods are coming, Noah gathers 2 of every dinosaur into one big ark, needless to say he got eaten first the boat sank, dinosaurs are heavy, and thus all dino's died

Citizen Kan
Following the death of a media tycoon the public band together to keep their favourite tabloid newspaper running.

Spit

Some random guy has an hypersalivation disorder, and to tries to transform it into a power by drowning abducted girls into his saliva.

Transformers: Dark of the Mon

The autobots team up to fight the devil's lettuce

Dial for murder
A documentary about emergency calls that get overlooked due to constant prank calls

Gone IRL
Story of a person who waited too long for a response for his online advert and has moved on

200: A Space Odyssey

The Emperor Caracalla discovers mysterious black slab and turns into a giant babby.

Harry Potter => Arry Potter

Exactly the same series, but entirely in cockney accents.

12 years a slav
The epic true story of Ivan Ivanovich Ivansky

Guardians f the Galaxy

Simply, the porn spoof

Inside Ut

A movie about a schizophrenic pornstar named Ut, struggling with her emotions

>Rear Window
>Ear Window
A suspense movie about a recluse with transparent ears.

>No County for Old Men
Same thing but on a much smaller scale

>The Kin I Live in
Documentary about furry communities on Tumblr