Behold, the thread of answers.
Post your questions here, Dubs answer.
If Dubs is odd = No
If Dubs is even = Yes
If trips or higher, certainy increases.
The Kek gods have spoken.
Behold, the thread of answers
Chase Howard
Gabriel Cruz
Will I ever be rich?
Noah Reed
No.
Kevin Jackson
fuck you
Hunter Phillips
no
Angel Roberts
Will I be in a loving relationship with the woman of my desires soon?
Colton Morgan
Will I be in a loving relationship with the woman of my desires soon?
Henry Wright
Will I lose my legs?
Charles Cooper
Will Selena Gomez show up at my house tonight and demand to become my sex slave?
Luis Wright
FUCK KEK
Luis Howard
re-roll
Oliver Young
KEK IS CANCER
Sebastian Allen
Should I dedicate my life to becoming a bimbo sissy slut?
Dylan Perez
Do I have a chance with her?
Noah Edwards
will i die alone?
Levi Ward
did alice post here today?
Jaxon Watson
yet again
Benjamin Ross
KEK disagrees
Wyatt Bennett
reroll
David Martinez
Will KEK grant me my desires?
Jeremiah Richardson
and again
Logan Brooks
re-re-roll
Elijah Lee
Well shit.
Chase Nelson
Will god emperor Trump win his 2nd election?
Julian Cooper
Tonight, will KEK gift me a harem consisting of Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Elizabeth Gillies, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Sarah Hyland?
Nathan Foster
Roll
Nathan Lewis
re-roll
Carter Gutierrez
Should I abort my unborn triplets?
John Fisher
Will i get a loving partner later in life?
Asher Stewart
Will KEK grant me the power to warp reality to my desires?
Camden Cook
reroll, and if I abort them, should I feed the fetuses to my goldfish?
Mason Ward
Will the woman of my desires show up to my house tonight?
Hunter Lewis
AGAIN
Jace Richardson
Does SJH love me?
Lucas Edwards
Will the forced false memes such as Pepe, Andy Sixx, and Then Who Was Phone ever end?
Justin Jackson
Are all OPs destined to be a faggot? Like a bundle of sticks to resemble a log and then a bundle of stick-logs to resemble a bundle of sticks kind of faggot?
Angel Cooper
ONE MORE TIME
Matthew Nguyen
last re-roll
Luke Wright
reroll
Charles Ward
WAS A STATEMENT NOT A QUESTION
Julian Rogers
reroll
James Hernandez
do I have a chance?
Aiden Morgan
Should i eat Subway or Pizza hut?
Henry Brown
Is OP a faggot?
Jackson Gomez
re-roll
Jayden Cooper
reroll
Zachary Cook
KEK IS BLASPHEMY
THIS IS NOW A RAPTOR JESUS THREAD
Zachary Moore
Is there an afterlife?
Jackson Campbell
Is everyone a virgin on this thread?
Juan Edwards
top kek
Chase Gutierrez
reroll
Brody Johnson
Will I be a beta fag forever?
Brody James
...
Jacob Murphy
Will KEK cover the planet in a gas that turns every human into a beautiful woman that reproduces asexually, tonight?
Josiah Gonzalez
...
Mason Miller
reroll
Benjamin Jackson
praise be
Lucas Young
reroll
Nolan Johnson
will i be a virgin forever
Eli Evans
...
Christian Fisher
Please tell me if i should abort my children
Jayden Wilson
reroll
Ryder Barnes
reroll
Sebastian Rivera
...
Chase Johnson
You need raptor jesus.
Robert James
OH GREAT POWERRFUL KEK, HEAR MY CRIES I IMPLORE YOU
Carson Miller
reroll
James Kelly
May KEK grant me my ideal waifu and have her show up at my house at 10 pm tonight?
Owen Barnes
...
Luke Allen
reroll
Adrian Brown
Will op die in his sleep ?
Christian Stewart
They shall die and make good food for Nemo, thanks KEK
Luis Martin
re-roll
Alexander Powell
...
Joseph Ramirez
Should I spend $500 on the megamillion tomorrow?
Andrew Anderson
reroll
Jeremiah Baker
I IMPLORE
Robert James
Looks like op will be awake when he dies.
Adrian Lewis
...
Caleb Evans
reroll
Evan Ross
Damn it. I guess I won't.
Levi Wright
Will KEK allow the woman of my desires to notice me and fall completely in love with me tonight?
Hunter Brown
reroll
Gabriel Nguyen
roll
Kayden Butler
...
Samuel Cooper
Ditto
Tyler Sanchez
...
Landon Allen
...
Jordan Reed
...
Joseph Turner
Should I go into work tomorrow ?
John Richardson
will my ex get back together with me
Jason Campbell
May KEK grant me 3 untainted wishes right now?
Elijah Cook
...
Nolan Jenkins
...
Michael Lopez
May KEK bless me with a waifu?
David Jenkins
...
Jackson Cooper
...
Joseph Jones
Will Victoria Justice show up to my house tonight and demand that I become her toilet slave?
Daniel Powell
...
Christopher Lewis
...