Sup Forums, you don't have to tell me what happened

Sup Forums, you don't have to tell me what happened.

But you do have to eat these.

Is it just regular scrambled eggs?

A classic.

With fiesta cheese blend from walmart, lightly salted, lightly peppered, and milk for fluff. Late AF breakfast lol

W-why are you doing this? D:

oh my favorite

pass the ketchup

Do I have to eat ALL the eggs?

You have to eat ALL the eggs.

ALL OF THEM.

This will never not be funny.

I feel full already, I don't think I can do it

>ketchup
Get the fuck out of here

Look, you had a really rough night last night, something obviously really bad happened to you. Now you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to regain your strength.

Now. Eat. The. Eggs.

What's so important about finishing the eggs? I'm going to be sick if I have any more

who eats eggs without ketchup?

even better with tortillas

Damn son where'd ya find this?

Do I have to come over and spoonfeed them to you, darling? ;)))

post the cap

THEY'RE DRUGGED

I KNOW IT

I-I don't think that'd help. I'm just not hungry

You know the real beta that originally posted that still lurks.

I don't have it, just vividly remember it.

this

YOU EAT THOSE FUCKING EGGS.

Look, I'm a nice guy. I saw you were in a bad spot last night, took you home, didn't even take advantage of you, and even made you breakfast. Now the least you can do is not be rude and eat my food, alright?

ALRIGHT?

needs some rooster sauce

I think I have that same bowl.

It iS AlL LaCEd wITh SPidEr EGgs

that is the worst excuse for a pile of scrambled eggs i EVER DID SEE

fine...
I'll finish them

dat filename

breakfast for dinner is only for cool people and fatties

ALL of them.

The whole bowl.

And there's plenty more where that came from. ;)

why has nobody posted it yet?

I'm surprised the original hasn't been posted yet.

>ketchup
>tortillas
Hispanic fag detected

...

You don't need to make me more eggs, my stomach already hurts from trying to finish these

but thank you
I appreciate you taking care of me

Well you just let me know if you need any more eggs, sweetheart. You've had a real rough go, and I just want to make sure you're okay. Maybe we can cuddle on the couch later. I've got to go to work now, but you stay here.

I'll be back in a few hours. There's some egg whites in fridge if you need to scramble up some food. And some powdered eggs in the cupboard. I'll be sure to buy another carton of regular eggs on the way home. Extra large free run okay with you? :)

Oh my fucking god. Doesn't this guy have anything in his house other than eggs?

got my mom over for a visit as its her birthday
made me scrambled eggs
they were disgusting with way too much salt to handle
ate them all, feeling sick now
help

You have to eat more eggs. All of them.

bump

what are you bumping? the thread is dead