Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there and she says to you: "Hi, how are you?"

How do you react to this strange situation?

"Your music is trash please leave my house."

Turn 360° degrees and walk away

I say "Hi Taylor swift wanna go to Starbucks"

"Hi. I am well. How are you?"

That just means you end up walking in the same direction you were facing before rotating, you fucking moron.

...

I say "High, how are you?"

newfag detected

that's the joke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"You've made a big mistake coming here Taylor"
Hold door closed
Punch her in the face
Inject drain cleaner in throat
Rape until dead
Dismember/dispose body

Dude I can't believe you fel for this hahahaha

This guy gets it

Start singing: "We, were never, ever, ever actually together..."

Turn 180 degrees, bend over, and let her peg me

As i would any intruder, especially trannies

...

do a 360 and kill myself

i have crippling depression

bitch better have my money. used pussy like taytay be on the cheap nigga

Say Hello, doing ok here thank you, How are you today?

I'm fine.

How are you?

>"BONE IN PIZZA BONE IN PIZAAA"
>vomit

>not recognisingg which level we're on
yaba daba doo

Reflex rape.

shoot the fucking snaggle-toothed cunt for trespassing.

>360 degrees degrees

bait

Smile

you both know what you are doing, and you need to stop it

>O HAI TAYTAY
>dress in matching pyjamas
>drink tequila and dance around
>get her to sing the whole of 1989 for me
>propose marriage
>wait until my current wife comes home
>"Bitch, I'm leaving you for this wonderful gazelle"
>"I understand, user. It is TAYTAY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!"
>the three of us have a pillow fight whilst singing "Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun"

Why Even Live: The Thread

same way i always react when i walk into may home... i roll a joint...

Lewd

i hang out at her place for a while.

Ask her what she's doing there and try to start a conversation like a fucking normal human being.

Probably that