Post your height, weight, age, times you got laid

post your height, weight, age, times you got laid.
i'll start
>6'0 (183 cm)
>123 lbs
>18 years old
>0

Eat twice the amount of food, lift weights and you will get laid.

>6'2
>150 lbs
>21 years
>0 intercourse, maybe 10 bjs

>5'11 (180 cm)
>155 lbs (70 kg)
>24 yrs old
>3 (all same girl)

>5'11"
>194 lbs
>18
>0

>5'4"
>152
>18
>O

>6'0''
>165
>20
>plenty of times, 7 different girls

>5'7
>157 lbs
>28
>countless times with gf

>5'7
>128
>19
>0

>your'future (boyfriend)
>Fuck you
>And your mother
>Too

>6'2
>225
>20
>gf for 2 years, so probably 90+

>6'0
>180 lbs
>23 yrs old
>many (9 different girls)

>5'8"
>185 lbs
>42 years old
>41 women, no clue on times

Wife and I are finally making things serious with another woman now. She may move in with us in a year. That'll increase the number of times a bit.

>5'2
>303 lbs
>42
>0

Anons, should I make a graph from this?
It'd be a work of art made by Sup Forums.

>5'11
>220lbs
>19
>kissless virgin

I'm fat and ugly, cannot blame anyone to be honest

>5'10
>150
>24
>100+

>173cm
>65kg
>18
>3

>28
>male
>minimum wage
>chef at wendy's

>6'2"
>154 lbs
>19
>2

it has been a challenging mating season for bird perosn.

>5'10
>188
>18
>0

>5' 8"
>145lbs
>26
>9

190
120
17
0
I want to kill myself

>5'10
>242
>18
>0

>5'3 (159cm)
>97 lbs
>12 years old
>0

6'2
215 lbs
22
20-30, stopped counting

we gotta loli over here

>176 cm
>82 kg
>18
>a kissless virgin

should I just kms?

>6'5"
>195
>29
>Don't know.

6"4 (190ish cm I think)
170 pounds
16
different girls, 2; number of times; alot with first like alot and like once so far with 2 but anal cause she christian :/

>kms


>not getting a bottle of whiskey
>not asking mom and dad for chump change
>not getting some cheap local whore to screw


kys

loli #2

6'1
150
18
too many times, 5 different girls 2 of which gfs

I mean I could get a hooker but I have a feeling that would make me feel even worse. It's not about buying sex, it's about achieving it on your own.

>186 cm
>83 kg
>19
>3

>6'2
>173
>16 years old
>3

>5'5
>150 lbs
>23 years old
>0

>5'11
>150
>29
>9001+

Joke aside, It's been like every other day or multiple times a day for the last 15 years so 300ish x 15 = 4.5k ish. It's my favorite pass time. A week ago I was visiting friends in Florida, watched the first half of the Gurren Laggan series, and between each episode stopped to fuck my friend at her request. That was a good day. Got 11 episodes in. Took half the day.

6'0
150 lbs
18 years old
50+ times from the same girl

6"3
27
200
Least 30 dif women... I gave up to focus on a drug addiction though so right now I've only got my 1 girlfriend

>196 cm
>73 kg
>17 years old
>0

>6'
>202lbs
>41yrs
>Literally countless times on every continent.

> 5'10"
> 160 lbs
> 19
> I don't know but I've had sex with 5 women

Talk to girls like they're people and you'll get laid. Girls want to have sex just as much as you, they just think that's all you're after and so don't like you. If you can become their friends and not try to own them, there's a good chance if they stick around you they're interested in the D. Then you just tell them they can use it if they feel like it and you leave it alone. Don't force it or bring it up again. Think of their needs without getting attached or friend zoning yourself. If a girl tries to friend zone her you tell her you don't like how shes treating you, and you'd like a change or you'll stop hanging around her, and if she doesn't change then stop hanging around her and find another girl. It's really not that hard.

That said taking care of your body helps because if you have a good body they come to you sometimes.

>186cm
>80kg
>20 years
>2 women, countless times

>5'11"
>200lbs.
>34 Years old
>Laid thousands of times with GF of 13 years, 8 different girls boned

6'1"
175 lbs
18
0

All I got was a blowjob from an 9/10 who would never fuck me in a million years.

>6'
>205lbs
>24
>didn't keep count of how many times
>6 different girls

>6'2"
>230lbs
>32
>Times? Don't know, but probably average 2x a week.

>5' 9
>165 lbs
>21
>4 times same girl

I dont get this
If shes willing to suck your dick, why not actually fuck? Its not like a bj is that far from the real thing

>chef
>wendy's

good fucking god I needed that laugh

5'6"
160
31
Can't count. I've been with 23 women.

>196cm (6'5")
>125kg
>29
>Countless times with various gfs. Fucked around 50 different girls.
Sucks because dry patch right now.

5ft 8
280
40
more than I can count in my younger days. had a harem of sluts from 16-28 or so.

Think bout it, how long were you gone? How many women, how many times a day and you can easily count it. Even if you have to ballpark. 41 you've probably been going at it steady since 15 or 16 so that's 25 years, 365 days a year, so if you did it once a day which is extremely hard that's 9125... Shit, last 2 week I had sex some 70 times... She was quite frustrated and hungry. I hadn't been home in a while. Wake up, fuck, eat breakfast, fuck, drink juice, fuck, nap on the couch, fuck.

Anyways, just think about it and do the math.

68in
150lb
22
8

She got off on teasing me. In retrospect I'm like the biggest beta in the universe for not just fucking her then and there.

>4'11
>125
>20
>0

Are you a girl?

>5'4"
>150 lbs
>19
>9

>5'1
>96 lbs
>18 years old
>0 because I never leave the house.

Countless? You can easily count if you try. I wouldn't try counting each nut but each session. That's probably easier. In 4 years you're probably under 300. That's once every 4 days ish.

please do, im highly interested in Sup Forums demographics

True. But honestly, a lot of that time is foggy. I remember a stretch between 2004-2006 that I literally didn't go a single day that I can remember without fucking 3 women. It was pretty nuts. A few times I didn't even know how many days I had been awake and fucking. One jap bitch finally took pity on me and dragged (literally I think) back to her place and nursed me back to health. Once I could get it up she went back to sucking it, but, you know, sweet girl. Lazy eye if I recall correctly.

truf. It's your attitude that's keeping you back.

Wtf is this thread, why so many virgins.

>5'6" (170cm for nonretard)
>124 lbs (56 kg)
>25
>You stop counting times you had sex, and start counting women instead. About 12 women.

>40-50 I lost count. Still remember most of their names. Know most of their last names too. Only 1 or 2 that I only fucked once.

>12'1"
>8*10^13 lbs
>4 years old
>∞

You have to consider the False Data Skew % Shrinkage

>6'1
>225 lbs
>24 yrs
>Many times only two girls though (two long term girlfriends)

I'm trying to be as honest as possible. The number really doesn't matter but I wish I had like a tracker that told me my stats like #of thrust, #of nuts, etc etc like a pedometer but only for fucking. Like a lot of in game tracking windows. That would be some interesting data... to me.

If you can still accurately count how many times you've been laid, you're almost certainly an embarrassment in bed.
I can conservatively estimate that I've had sex 3000 times but I could be off by hundreds.

so what like 20 years of sex a couple time a week?

...

>5'3
>116 lbs
>19
>had sex twice with 1 girl

I'm so short but managed to get laid. My height is the only thing I'm insecure about. I can talk to girls just fine.

>5'5
>120 lbs
>18 years old
>0

You should try to get more weight/muscle. I have a friend whos like 5'6 and hes gotten with a good amount of whores

Good on you for being not shitty at talking to girls though

No.
27 years kek
My GF is probs younger than you tho

1.93m
140kg
45 years old
>3k times, estimated.

if they're whores, you're paying for it. Anyone can get with a whore regardless of body type. That's what makes them a whore. If you're talking about sluts, they don't exist. Thinking about it, most guys are the one who would probably fuck anything with a hole so who's really the slut?

Real alphas get their dick sucked instead of pleasing women you unironical cuck

I agree - would be quite entertaining to say the least.

27 years of fucking or 27 years old?

>5'7"
>182
>20
>a lot

I've slept with girls who at the time I owned a dog older than... Everything legal though... I had a really old dog for a while. He made it to 21

>5'6
>170 lbs
>18 years old
>idk like probably 50 or something but with 3 people

You wish you were fucking that ass, neckbeard.

27 years of fucking.
Oldfaglord

I'd prefer puss over a bj any day, and I've had some phenomenal bj's.

6'1
155 lbs
18
10

More

I think if a girl is willing to fuck an ugly ass dude because shes horny, that makes her a slut.

If a dude wants to fuck an ugly ass chick because hes horny... well, thats just being a desperate dude

...

I feel like youre 14 and had neither.

Im sure you sound like a bad ass in the freshman locker room

If you switch the pronouns, make all the he's she's and things aren't the same, you're fooling yourself. The only difference between any of us is the hormones we got growing up. Look at all the passable trans people out there, and that's just like 2 to 5 years of hormones to switch body types. Open your eyes, fool!

6' 4"
300lbs
31 years old
389 times

6'1"
170 pounds
24 years old
Not much more than a dozen times. Only had sex with one chick but I'm gotten a blowjob and handjob from another chick and came on a third bittch's ass.

I've been told I'm very handsome but I'm too asocial to find a gf.

How's you're night going, faggot?
Care to talk more shit?
I'm just getting warmed up.

>26
>195
>5"9
>1 blowjob
>multiple handjobs
>0 intercourse

Had multiple opportunities but I'm a scared little bitch.