Touches your shoulder

>Touches your shoulder
>"Sorry sir, but it seems you dropped your wallet"

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Say THANKS, maybe even give him a 20 from it

''Danke Bruder hast mir den arsch gerettet, hau rein''

Say "WTF Michael Clarke Duncan aren't you dead?"

Thanks

Lol

Bend over and proceed to pick it up

TWENTY WHOLE FUCKING DOLLARS?!

YOU FUCKING CUCK!

"Thanks, now get back those fields boy."
Then burn the wallet for having been touched by a nigger.

Oh, shit, I did. Thank you.

"Sorry handsome chocolate, but Im but naked and the only pocket I have has a poisonous bulbous headed throbsnake parked in it"

Cash and cards too nigger...

No shirt no service.

Offer him my boipussy.

Let him fuck my girlfriend

>you mean both
>don't be rude

Say "Thanks, Walter. By the way, I'm subbed to your YouTube channel. Thanks for voting for Trump!"

>take wallet back
"Thanks, man."

>When he leaves, check to make sure everything's still there.

He's gay, actually.

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>hand him a 20
>tell him to go buy some tamoxifen

Thank ya, nigger.

Check if the cash is still inside.
Would've done it regardless of race.

let him fuck me

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Well, that wallet is his if he wants it, I ain't bending over and offering my ass to that big dicked muthafucka

kek I love that lady

>TWENTY WHOLE FUCKING DOLLARS?!
Is-is that a lot of money to you poorfag?

That's not my wallet.

Call the cops

Suck his cock