Say something nice about Liverpool FC

Say something nice about Liverpool FC.

their level of complete shiteness is very entertaining

They would be great in the championship.

You gave 3 points to my new favorite team

It's entertaining to watch them fail season after season.

none of their players have bitten any opponents lately

Their last 10 matches have been incredibly entertaining.

Klopp seems like a solid lad

watching them, fail makes me laugh
haha
haa

Coutinho is a real talent on a below average team.

They aren't Arsenal

No

They are the best on being shit

For a team without windows, they are pretty good

they make me laugh 96% of the time

Emre Can is wasted on them

Liverpool still believes in Klopp, so he won't be fired until next season.

lads come on i worked hard on this joke please rate

(>we) help the relegation teams with their struggles by supplying them with 3 points

8/10

They have 5 champions league titles

The advertisement on the front of their jerseys (or "kits," as I've taken to calling them) is not so obnoxious.

I think that works out to 37 deaths per CL, when you include Italian women and children. Another record for Liverpool.

their 2013-2014 away kit was neat

They had the best player in the world for a while

The world haa become a better place since they last won the league.

There is no apartheid anymore and Eastern Europe is full of multiparty democracies.

They've not killed any fans in over a decade.

Here's your (You), my cheyenne friend.

Everyone ran out of nice things about Lelpool.
Heh.

They can still get a CL spot if they start playing seriously, especially against teams that they're the favorites to win. It seems that it always happen every year that Liverpool play impressively against the top teams and fail to be impressive against the bottom teams. So watching Liverpool lose against Hull City, a team that Liverpool should win against on paper, it frustrates me. It's the same with the lost against Swansea City and the tie against Sunderland.

9/6 I liked it

They haven't lost 7-1.

I like the quasi-religious attitude of their fanbase. It infects every Liverpool fan, whether they're a squeaky-voiced scouser, an Indian who earns like $100 per year, or one of my faggot classmates who puts on a scarf and goes to the "Queen Vic" here in DC to watch the games. They truly care about their club.

I also like how funny it is when they lose, because this religiosity leads to hilarious meltdowns.

We haven't been knock out of a tournament by part-time farmers/dentists and we're better than you in a sport that you guys created

hahaha true

They give me subject material to give my friend shit about LFC, even when Arsenal drop points.

My country lost in the semi final to the eventual winners Portugal at 2016 how did Brazil do in the copa america? Oh yes you didn't even make it to the knockout stage.

But you lost 7-1 at home at your world cup.

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Watching Liverpool eliminate Manchester United and Borussia Dortmund from the Europa League only to lose the final to a midtable Spanish team felt better than heroin. Thanks, Klopp.

They took full responsibility for their role in the deaths of Juventus fans at Heysel and didn't try to shift blame.

scouser have a great sense of humor inbetween their bouts of delusion

They have the best right back in Clyne LA
They have the best left back in Milner LA
Matip and Lovren best CB pair LA
Lucas is best DM LA
But Can is also best DM LA
Henderson is a good DM but he's the best CM LA
Best passer since Gerrard who was goat passer LA
Sturridge when not injured is best striker LA
Should start for england LA
Lallana is best winger LA
Coutinho is best playmaker LA
Firmino is best false 9 LA
Origi is best u21 striker LA
best team LA
Best club LA
Best manager LA
Best history LA
No I'm not deluded you ignoramus!
Well have best goalkeeper next season LA
Joe hart la

kek

Lucas Leiva

How many titles England has won since '66?

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Because third place gets knock out in Copa America, he doesn't win the cup like Portugal.

Shit happens, just like you guys failed to go to the Euro.