Last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and I had to think of my ex to cum

Last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and I had to think of my ex to cum.

I guess I just don’t find her that sexually attractive. She’s a nice girl, wants to fuck every night, but I can’t do it. It’s the same vanilla sex over and over again. What do you recommend?

Watch more porn, what else?

Try something different. become a furfag or something.

Get married. Have kids. Never worry about sex again.

This is what most people do. but i dunno, you do you

The dumb bitch doesn’t even suck my dick. Her pussy smells like a dirty steak taco and she’s not even Mexican.

This is actually the exact opposite of what you want to do. If you're already having trouble cumming, the next step is having trouble getting an erection.

If you love this girl (which it sounds like you don't) but if you love this girl, you don't want to overstimulate yourself, have her be the only person you see naked day-to-day, you'll appreciate her body that much more, you may even end up finding her sexy.

If you look at a bunch of porn and jack off, you're gonna get a limp dick around her eventually and it's going to ruin the relationship that much quicker.

But hey, it sounds like you don't even really like her and you may consider breaking it off before it gets too difficult. You're only going to have to put up with more bullshit the longer the relationship goes on for.

Then drop the bitch?

Sorry let me rephrase that last sentence. When a relationship ends, you put up with an amount of bullshit relative to how long it lasted. If you think it's going to end, and you don't even like the sex, just end it now dude. If you draw it out because you've got nothing better to do you're going to have to confront that later and it always sucks.

I'm speaking out of experience 100% here. I only want whats best for you.

>I only want whats best for you.
>being this much of a faggot online
>helping retards procreate
Neck yourself buddy.

I have been seeing her for a few months now. I have been seeing her everyday, and it’s kind of getting to me. She does this thing where she talks to me like I’m a baby. I thought it was cute at first but she still does it. I think that’s kinda weird and it’s getting annoying. Like I said before, I’ve been seeing her everyday and I think that’s part of the problem. I don’t miss her, I enjoy my time away from her. I don’t know if this means it’s not meant to be or what. I feel like at this point I should be getting used to all of her mannerisms, but they’re just starting to annoy me. I’m not sure what to do.

I bet you get invited to all the parties.

Have you tried anal?

Is there anything she does that you like at this point?

Buy some poppers from a sex store. Get her to sniff them, then fuck her in the ass. Next step is to get her used to the idea of pain in the bedroom.

>She does this thing where she talks to me like I’m a baby
Tell her to stop being a bimbo.

get a douche and then you use it on her. maybe it'll be kinky and turn you on and it'll make her smell clean. win win

I tried fucking her in the ass once and she couldn’t handle it. She claimed I messed up her butthole for like two weeks afterwards. So we’ll see about the anal thing. What’s some kinky shit I can do to spice things up?

Because I feel like the sex is ruining everything. A few nights ago she was like “can we have sex tomorrow night” and I said sure. And we didn’t. So the next morning she told me how that made her sad that I denied her. She fuckin woke me up at 4:30 expecting me to bone her. Cmon dude that’s fucked up.

Once again, get poppers. They were really popular in gay bathhouses because they loosen your ass up and make you want to fuck.

Use your MLP figurine collection and shove it up her ass.

>muh personal blog
>muh relationship problems


fuck off

Well, I'll tell ya'.

>breathe through her asshole all night
>wake up with mouth in her asshole
>intensify with mouth to ass fetish

Just trying to get some external random input.

No need to be a whiny bitch because you’re not getting any.

Dude, you're an idiot if you think anal saves relationships.

Leave her, you clearly do not love her.

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>kek

Not a bad idea. I will consider this.

>do I wanna be with my girlfriend or my ex, Sup Forums?
How the fuck should we know you pathetic beta?

Do you need to fucking google every question that comes up in life? decide for yourself for once.

concentrate some bleach and snort a line with your girl. it'll spice things up for low IQs like you

Find a new one or talk to her about spicing it up

Fucking her in the ass is going to fix nothing dude how are you even being serious right now lol

Leave her! You clearly do not like her! You have not listed a single thing that you like about this woman in this entire thread!

If you are not sexually attracted to her this won't work