/cric/

Aus vs NZ ODI

RSA beat SL last night

why doesn't Bermuda play for West Indies?

>Caribbean """athletes"""

just dropped off my morning Latham lads

>Leltham

relatively uncommon

It's kinda far away from them

Zampa you fucking mong

No Guppy, right?

Just about to bowl a heavy ball, lads

Latham is really either on or off

Mostly off against Australia

unironically had a dean called brownlie in highschool

Is Hamilton a nice place?

Guptill used to shit himself against the big strong Australians but has improved in recent times. Maybe Latham is just fulfilling his role.

I prefer the island tbqh

Eh

It's a meme that everyone there has chlamydia lel

I remember when I went to new Zealand. I went to Rotorua and it smelt bad lol

lol

Lol eggs

Check out the new gf, lads

what does her poo smell like? xx

damn, sheep look like THAT....

B A S E D T H I R D K I W I
3
K

Hundreds and thousands x

Has a prozzie ever given any of you lads a girlfriend experience(kissing,cuddling,pillow talk etc)?

Williamson always gets out early when playing like this, NZ to get a shit total.

He's not slogging, but he'll knick out out of the blue

Looks like Valentina Nappi desu

It's an inland river city. Mainly white people who live on lifestyle blocks. It's mainly bogans who live there so it's pretty devoid of culture and the cbd is virtually non existent. It's not a place tourists visit.

fucking Latham REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Stoinis one match wonder
Bit rude

I don't understand this headband meme.

It's a fuccboi thing.

So bogans exist outside of western Sydney

>You now remember this cunt

Australia has finally slowed the boundaries by simply conceding a single every ball

it keeps your hair out of your eyes

Why not just cut the hair? Starc is out there looking like an extra from American History X, doubt he's having any troubles with hair in his eyes.

Zampa should wear an eye patch, just for a laugh 2bh

zampa is a manlet, he has to do things to attract the ladies. starc is tall, ladies already like him

If Adam Zampa sucked blood and hated garlic, he'd be Adam Vampa

If Adam zampa was a drink he'd be Adam Fanta

>Starc is out there looking like an extra from American History X
yeah lad, he looks like a total dipshit with that haircut

If Adam Zampa was a Swedish prostitute he'd be Adama Slampa

He's much more aerodynamic now

Starc power

*raises fist*

kek

If Adam Zampa did ballet he would be Adam dancer

Hmm

Really made me think

>tfw I walked about 20 miles this past week because I'm a cheap fuck that won't pay for a cab

WalkGod eat your heart out

>Doesn't even hit it
>such a lad he walks off and says he was caught

NICE JINX FUCKHEAD

>imperial
disgust.jpg

What are the odd on Ross scoring a run out today?

Unironically happens a bunch

also: while typing this I was reminded of that one time Hazelwood got run out and lost the match for Australia, holy shit what an idiot.

literally 100%

Brownlie's beard is disgusting.

Funny, I remember that too.

Lol, I remember that

>government pays for my cab fares everywhere
your misfortune for not being born in a nanny-state

Haha that was a fun game to watch

>not getting carried by the plethora of Indian slaves
S M h tbqh famalam

kek SURELY this won't happen again.
Right lads?

>Travis Fimmel now doing betting ads
Guess the work dried up after Vikings

>not going to watch a minute of this match
>it paid for my dinner
neat

>tfw can't pay the simply ebin way to pay

Don't know why they got that stupid dancer lady to advertise the Super Rugby. She's an absolute meme, they'd be better of using someone actually involved in the sport.

Kill me

Super rugby advert last year was so shit

Are topless beaches with second rate cover bands playing reggae and classic rock an unnecessary meme or are they /cric/ approved

>bang bang into the room

They should make one with the Savea brothers making out. That would be hot as f*ck and would attract a different crowd who probably aren't normally interested in the sport.

so I just turned on the game and for Zampa's over it said "•1•11" and I'm just wondering, how the hell do you get 11 runs off one ball????

She's pretty as fug

There are people in this thread right now who unironically think Hazlewood is as good a McGrath

>pep on bass

BASED

Ahahaha kek

>cum in my anus

What did they mean by this?

There are also people in this thread that thought Starc wouldn't hold a candle to Bitchwide Johnshit

no-ball + run 6 + 4 overthrows

My adventure so far...

I caught the 11pm sleeper bus from Wellington, and have had about 3 hours sleep before arriving in Hamilton around 6.45am.

Had to wait 45 minutes for Starbucks to open so I could get something that resembled coffee in me, sat there for two hours trying to not fall asleep. The BCs coaching staff walked past around 8.30am.

Finally figured it was time to go, so brushed my teeth in the customer bathroom and headed to the park. Got to watch Kane warming up in the nets while in the queue to get in. I left a comment on a Black Caps Facebook article, and have so far had six different dudes try and add me as a friend.

I'm now sitting in glorious sunshine, with my ACC ears on, and I am SO FUCKING PUMPED. I'm exhausted, but there is nowhere I'd rather be right now

Ffs my stream's behind

CAN'T YOU SEE
ITS IN ALL OF US

Sounds like straffo

Why are pp accents so retarded? Like how the fuck do you pronounce head is "hid".

>Fuckner on the team

the selectors have dementia tbqh

How did the old thread die at 270 replies?

NZ to score 318 using my elite scientific formula to predict score

Just tried

Literally can't say it any other way

>go the store to buy comdoms
>cashier girl just laughs at me

JUST

>it's a NZ blaze away to a 100 before slumping to 140/5 and stumbling along to 280 episode

SICK of these ones tbqh

Good bowler desu

because there was no griget being played

Aussies only care when NZ is playing

>last thread claims he 'knows more about cricket than most people'
>makes this post
lobotomise YOUrself

>literally do nothing
>cost your team the match anyways

KEK

Didn't seem like Sup Forums was active enough for the thread to be pushed off page 10.

>ywn give Ross Taylor a bit of width

Fuck, feeling depressed thinking about CGW without Mark Richardson. Fuck Mediaworks and their gayass morning show.

Is Ross Taylor the greatest coconut to ever play?