What are my odds of making it in porn?

What are my odds of making it in porn?

Absolutely zero.

customized?

ew.

0/10

Lot of Jews in the porn industry

Shhhhh, goyim doesn't need to know this

Not as good as you making it onto my hard drive

Moar cock

Side pic

Pretty god damn low if you'd rather ask the internet for permission than go for it.

Honestly this whole thread is part of me testing responses to different dick pic angles so I know which are most effective

You like?

Checked

Slim to none
>And Slim just died

It's soo hard :3 Kik me? phx.wild

In that case, the second is much more effective than the first.

depends how much cock you can huff

Depends if you will only suck the cock or if you will also take it up your ass.

buuuuuuut I presume you'd want to fuck women...

and you're asking an user board full of men.

...

A lot of dudes on here act like woman when it comes to dick smh

I'm thirstier than most women haha. 45 guys on kik yesterday :3

you underestimate how hard doing porn is

i did porn for a year before quitting. It's fucking terrible. The sex isn't actually sex, you're trying to stay hard for hours without even being turned on, in a cold room full of people. Every time you lose your boner production stops and everyone gets pissed.

you dont just need a big dig, you need stamina and some acting ability, looks are not so important some dudes are pretty ugly like two tone malone.

Guess I'm sticking to local Whores

You forgot the part where even after a successful day of work you make fuck all money. Pun not intended. Or maybe intended, either way I guess.

rate my dick OP

tranny porn would be your best bet.

>acting ability
Settle down with the jokes buddy, I think he's actually asking for real advice. No need to lie to him like that.

Hey now I believed that Jon Val Jean was a rich business man when he fucked Lana Rhoades for Tushy.com

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