Walk in store

>walk in store
>see this
wat do?

Get some Oven-Baked Lays.

If chip, insert. If no chip, swipe.

turn around and leave. what kind of store has an aisle that goes chips, vinegar, cereal?

penetrate's her butthole

fuck that get the kettle cooked

Sneak my peek then grab some of those kettle cooked chips if they're jalepeno.

30 seconds later shit on myself for not asking her to hand me those chips.

Excuse me Miss, I need help finding ur pussy.

Turn 180 degrees and walk away.

Remember to buy haddock

But if you turn 180 degrees how will you walk away properly?

Continue to walk

/watch?v=TxStq0yWDQU

underrated

Pull thoes stupid pants aside and begin fucking her, if she's complains, asked for it.

Bury my face

Looks like my friend Brit, lol.

Walk by and slight graze with the back of my hand.
Then go home and masturbate and cry a lot.
Then fall a sleep in my computer chair covered in cum and tears.

Do nothing, because am gay

look at it while walking past, have another quick look before i turn into the next aisle.

run away

It depends. If necessary, I would gladly contribute. A hole is a hole.

Found the fag

I'll copy this guy.

Get grounded because I've lost my parents.

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff

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grab her by the pussy

Look as i walk by. Prob take pic

>MFW grocery shopping with the wife
>Come across a chick doing the exact same thing but with yoga pants
>good lord try so hard not to stare but instead the wife makes a comment
>"sweetie your camel toe seeps right through your pants"
>She stand up correctly and turns red as a niggers blood on the floor
>"sorry"
>Wife looks at me and back at her
>"my husband also thinks you have a nice ass."
>girl just walks out the store
>babe what the hell?
>MFW she bends in the same fashion

Things that never happened for 500, Alex

>Tattoo's

absolutely fucking disgusting

Buenos dias, Mandy

realize i was in an Aldi's somewhere in the nigger ghetto of Cleveland

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Why is vinegar in the snack food aisle

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Take a photo and then post here

Sniiiiiiiifffffff

Some times a vin-niggah wants to make his own salt and vin-niggah chip nah I mean?

go in the next aisle and do the same

>tatoos
>dresses like a whore
>eats chips
No thank you I like women with self respect

>turn 720 degrees and walk away

Rape her buttfuckhole

Non-consensual intercouse

put your face exactly 3 inches away from her poop port and make the loudest most obnoxious and disgusting fart noise you can

There is no boy or girl, an asshole is an asshole.

Mah nigga.

>Stand close lurking at those legs whilst sneakily tryin to find my favourite chips flavour.
>trying to think of a good starting line as I keep sliding my eyes down that slit
>diamond boner appears
>ask her if she knows where tortilas are
>check face
>after hearing her squeaky voice determine she's underage and just btfo

Maybe asking for her number instead if I have a good day optimism isn't always bad

>What i'd do in my mind where I have balls and am an alpha chad
Smack/grab her ass, maybe grind my dick against her

>What i'd actually do irl
Look for a couple seconds and burn it into my mind then go home and fap to it

SPANK for the love of god SPANK!

Hello mam are you looking for anything?

>>MFW she bends in the same fashion
hnngghhh, did you fuck your wife in the store?

Probably jack off once I get back to my car.

Put my butt against hers and do the same pose. We'll then fuse into one being

Tell the bitch to move her fat ass so i can look at the chips. Then, educate her on why her brand of chips suck compared to utz.
After that lesson, i would tell her that her tattoos all look like shit and that she needs a damn haircut.

is this the roast beef aisle?