Remember my post yesterday where I said I bought some Frozen DHMO on Amazon and that I was going to kill my cheating gf...

Remember my post yesterday where I said I bought some Frozen DHMO on Amazon and that I was going to kill my cheating gf tomorrow?


Well today is tomorrow and she's going to go to the 24hr Planet Fitness gym with her new bottle.


Equipped with Frozen DHMO that looks just like ice cubes.


RIP Bitch.

It should take about 10 minutes from her drinking it.
She'll probably die on the treadmill and the medical examiner will think she just died from having a shitty heart.

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youtube.com/channel/UCDzahx2n7ejW2HFB7MaeOlQ
dhmo.org/facts.html
mobile.twitter.com/polbreaking/status/815107034265845760
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Don't do it OP, your life will be over and it's not with going to jail over a girl.

this gon either be good or very bad

Oh man if she takes too much DHMO she could have serious problems. How could you live with yourself?

baller dude. How'd you catch her cheating?

Ur gay

Fake and gay

Witty retort.

Coward. Just go and stab her like a real men.

DHMO is water, guys. Old joke is old.

>DHMO
Dihydrogen monoxide?!?!?!?!
DON'T DO IT OP!!!!!!
IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!

Damn, dude. DHMO is some serious shit. Don't know how you got your hands on it but goodluck. Bitch must have really pissed you off.

you better post proof.

Dont post on Sup Forums retard, but you did so send dead pics/article or whatever

You are such a dumbass its unbelievable

>frozen dhmo
Serious overkill incoming.

Dihydrogen monoxide. My fucking sides.

Double faggotty post. Perfect score so far...

that shit rusts iron user. Why would you choose such a chemical!!!!

Severe burns and some corrosion.
>examiner will probably think she had a shitty heart
Kek

gg man, good luck getting away with it tho

DHMO? PURE DHMO?
I hope you burn in hell

*vapes at u*

Fucking YASSSSS

DHMO has laid waste to entire cities, user. Don't you think that's overkill?

The best part tho is DHMO taste exactly like water. She will never expect it.

Fucking 2012 meme. Gtfo faggot.

how much did you pay for that frozen water?

Where the hell did you even find legit DHMO, OP?
Are you sure you didn't just buy second rate shit that looks like it?

maybe she's a big fat fatty

youtube.com/channel/UCDzahx2n7ejW2HFB7MaeOlQ
Found her channel
Can someone help me track her to get her Facebook and tell her

Dangerous in large amounts. Oooo don't get caught.

Damn op, that shit is known to have killed lots of people, the feds will probably see the purchase and go after you. Start packing so you can go to mexico my dood.

Try the 90s

OP make plans to flee the country NOW. you'll be found out within a week tops. Lab results will come back and you'll be fucked if you've not fled. Don't blame you for what you did, you just need to GTFO or an hero

Faggot, still like stalking tho, just wont reveal.

Kys moralfag it's too late

2 ways you get rid of that witch and anything will be ok or you get 8-15 years in da prison and you are going to suck a lot of dick

>DHMO
absolutly reking metal
get that shit in your lungs and you die
you can use it to cut trough almost anything

holy shit overkill

Fuck man, DHMO will fuck you right up if inhaled... can't believe hospitals have fucked up and even administered it intravenously.

They need to ban this shit already

reverse image search

Yall are fucking morons

Welcome to Sup Forums. newfag.

thats such an incriminating post

your done for OP!
dont even try deleting, facebook has records

DHMO? You might kill the entire fucking gym you dumbass?

Fake and gayer than George Michael.
>sah-gee
>>Sage this u niggers

Fucking newfag gtfo, we dont care for that bitch, op is a fucking animal for using DHMO and we like it. FUCKING MORONS REEEE

Moralfags die please

dhmo.org/facts.html
This website tho
How has it not gone down in history as the biggest troll. Scroll down to the facts and dangers of DHMO

mobile.twitter.com/polbreaking/status/815107034265845760

/thread

Kys moralfag, Its fake.

I gotta say, I'm impressed with OP's effort

You think that's bad?? Try nobrain.dk
Best website ever

YOU MADMAN THAT SHITS ALMOST AS DANGEROUS AS TWO OXYGEN ATOMS SHARING A COVALENT BOND!!!!

well done OP

not real no one uses facebook

>reverse searched the image
>didnt fucking googled DHMO

Retard or?

>DHMO
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8

DHMO

Or, as known in the rest of the educated world, H2O.

Must suck to be an Ameritard. Go back to your Walmart scooters.

am i the only one triggered by the ice cubes displacing like..75% of her "water" that shes supposed to be drinking?

I think you are the retarded one who cant spot all the fucking trolls on this thread, and the thread itself being a troll, ffs you newfags are beyond retardation

won't the police check her water bottle? won't they just look at your internet history and find this archived thread?

Using DHMO is such a fucking stretch. No one calls it that but fucking casuals.

The long version is just "Hydrogen Oxide", not fucking dihydrogen monoxide, that's just fucking dumb.

Tired of these summerfags
found this shit heel,

have fun.

faceb00k.com/steven.bricker.98

You're all dumb as niggers
ttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

...

Who the fuck calls water/H2O DHMO?
Uh of course it's the same people who measure height with feet

I don't need to search DHMO when the proof is right there showing OP is a fake.

>justpretendingtoberetarded.jpg

EVERYONE YOU ARE RETARDED, THIS IS EASILY REVERSE IMAGE SEARCHED! YOU FUCKING AUTISTS APPLAUS TO OP FOR FOOLING YOU

>falling for fake reactions

You were the target of this thread, dumbass. Thanks for showing up.

is this the type of thread that 8 year olds think is funny or something

>doesnt understand the DHMO part to figure out its fake

first time i've laughed on Sup Forums for a while

+20 internets for you bud

> lelementary school
>science class
>Teacher was really cool, played with fire and made things go boom
>Told us that we are gonna have a special class about a substance that was found recently in our school
>For awareness reasons
>DHMO!!!
>SHOWS US THE dhmo.org site, warns us of how completely unsafe it was
>"Happen to have some right here"
>Frozen, just like OP
>Casually places it in his water bottle and shakes it up
>Backs up and takes cover
>Nothing happens so we continue with class
>He forgets about adding the DHMO to his bottle
>Takes a sip
>We freak out
>He rushes out
>Girls are crying and shit

>Next day he comes in and asks us to hand in our research on DHMO
>"WTF thought he died?!?"
>We all fail because we are too fucking stupid to realize he dicked us with the long con and it was just water.

>This post is my elementary science class PTSD

>obvious sarcasm not detected

Ooooooooooooo girl, you evil you is!

You better be kidding user, that shit gets inside of your bloodstream and acts on a cellular level.

Am I banned?
Originaru

Yes

Well I'm a chemistry major so you tell me...

Love it when a newfag takes the bait. Welcome to Sup Forums faggot hope you're having a great summer.