ITT: We wait
ITT: We wait
> cough
>BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPzzzzzzz
Shuffles legs
audible sigh
who farted?
What are we waiting for tho
Shhh!
Hey guys, what's going on in here?
>checks watch
So when is it gonna get here?
ive been an addict for 8 years. joined AA after i fucked my dog with an empty bottle
This thread is incredibly gay.
No one said anything about being quiet while we wait. this isnt a library.
>Wasp flies in
...
Gentlemen.
I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you together here today
>leaves while screaming Oh GAWD call the AMBERLAMPS
YES WHY?
no one likes you kys
>the door bell rings
These chairs are UNCOMFORTABLE...
Charles dearie! Fetch me a cushion and a glass of MAAHrMLaid.
So do you guys like waifus?
Can we hurry this up I have a plane to catch
>user... you might of forgot, but there's a sign that says "Leave your cancer and the door"
>if you would... kindly.
>Look away
this guy again.... might aswell go back to drinking.
>opens a bottle of Jack
fuck guys at least pick up your legos
Would anyone be bothered if I passed the time by rubbing one out?
Can we smoke in here?
>reaches in jacket for pack and lighter
hey pass me one, goes great with the Jack.
>hands over Jack
Looks like OP is waiting outside in the parking garage.
Here borrow my "kids monthly" magizine
What the fuck kinda question is that Andy!?
>bumps guy next to him
>"Does the boss know what he's doing; hiring a guy like that??"
MODS
this doesnt sound like AA.
am i drunk again?
oh right im always drunk...
nevermind i have to be next door.
>trades off a cig for a swig
>*playing with 2 little green soldier* pew pew
go ahead
i'd join you but i'm to fucking tired
Says the guy jerking in public you sick fuck
>unzips penis
Gentlemen, this can wait no longer
>*clacks buttons loudly on handheld*
why does your penis have a zipper
Hey fellas, did yalls order 3 large pizzas?
Holy shit is that a window
A zipper is something that opens and closes something
>*Trow the 2 little green soldier* DIDYOU HAVE ONE WITH ANANASSSS
But why does your penis have one
Yo ill grab one
Look guys it's $22.06 for the pizzas. If you don't have the money, I guess I gotta take it back to the store...
I dont understand your question, does your penis not have a zipper?
So what's everyone favorite Jazz albums here?
Hey! I said money or no pizza! Now look what you did...
Do you take credit
So, you guys have aids too?
Where am I supposed to leave the door?
nah i got Super Aids
Here man $22 and a quater keep the change
observe my 8 w8 m8s
Crowded waiting room
we wait for trips?
i'm waiting!
ckeck em
WTF
Watches at 0 $?
...
We.... wait
...
omg i can't stop keking
1000000 internets go to you sir
For what, nigga?
sits fidgeting in pocket
Don't tell me to shhh faggot!
*throws chair at you*
Are you coming out Johnny? 'Cause if you are, it'll make me feel less of an asshole that I fucked your ex-girlfriend.
I'll get it!
i'll go first
at first it was just once a day
then it was twice
then i just couldn't stop
i'm so ashamed
Just put on a blanket nigga damn.
>takes another cig out
Bitch I'mma throw that Gameboy across the room if you don't stop thst clacking!!!!!
*shoves you through it*
Oops
>looks at hot qt from across the room
>wakes up with a little vomit on shirt.
damnit did i fall asleep.?
god damn Jack always makes me drowsy.
what the fuck are we doing here.!
Pass me another Cig buddy will ya?
>takes out another bottle of Jack
GUYS GUYS GUYS I FUCKING GOT IT HOLY SHIT I FUCKING DID IT
>boss walks in and everyone straightens up in their chairs
So I know you all got here in a rush, sorry for the short notice. But we've got bigger problems.
>pulls out a mysterious looking file
This... This right here is what is making me sick. Every damn day since last September I've tossed and turned, thinking about this...
>slams folder on the floor, photos of dead women layed, spewed across the linoleum
Another one died this morning, she's a working girl named Kate. Sources say she was a 19 year old crack whore... But damn she was a fine one, I want to find this bastard who did this so... SO BAD!
>points at everyone in the room
Anons, what do you say?
>Takes a big sip of Jack
Boss i spoke with my mexican contacts..
They claim a local EFE called Pepe did the killing
>shakes head violently
pepe is rarely seen, he's been in hiding, now that the meme trends killers been on the loose