ITT: We wait

ITT: We wait

> cough

>BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPzzzzzzz

Shuffles legs

audible sigh

who farted?

What are we waiting for tho

Shhh!

Hey guys, what's going on in here?

>checks watch

So when is it gonna get here?

ive been an addict for 8 years. joined AA after i fucked my dog with an empty bottle

This thread is incredibly gay.

No one said anything about being quiet while we wait. this isnt a library.

>Wasp flies in

...

Gentlemen.
I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you together here today

>leaves while screaming Oh GAWD call the AMBERLAMPS

YES WHY?

no one likes you kys

>the door bell rings

These chairs are UNCOMFORTABLE...

Charles dearie! Fetch me a cushion and a glass of MAAHrMLaid.

So do you guys like waifus?

Can we hurry this up I have a plane to catch

>user... you might of forgot, but there's a sign that says "Leave your cancer and the door"

>if you would... kindly.

>Look away

this guy again.... might aswell go back to drinking.
>opens a bottle of Jack

fuck guys at least pick up your legos

Would anyone be bothered if I passed the time by rubbing one out?

Can we smoke in here?

>reaches in jacket for pack and lighter

hey pass me one, goes great with the Jack.
>hands over Jack

Looks like OP is waiting outside in the parking garage.

Here borrow my "kids monthly" magizine

What the fuck kinda question is that Andy!?

>bumps guy next to him
>"Does the boss know what he's doing; hiring a guy like that??"

MODS

this doesnt sound like AA.
am i drunk again?
oh right im always drunk...
nevermind i have to be next door.

>trades off a cig for a swig

>*playing with 2 little green soldier* pew pew

go ahead
i'd join you but i'm to fucking tired

Says the guy jerking in public you sick fuck

>unzips penis
Gentlemen, this can wait no longer

>*clacks buttons loudly on handheld*

why does your penis have a zipper

Hey fellas, did yalls order 3 large pizzas?

Holy shit is that a window

A zipper is something that opens and closes something

>*Trow the 2 little green soldier* DIDYOU HAVE ONE WITH ANANASSSS

But why does your penis have one

Yo ill grab one

Look guys it's $22.06 for the pizzas. If you don't have the money, I guess I gotta take it back to the store...

I dont understand your question, does your penis not have a zipper?

So what's everyone favorite Jazz albums here?

Hey! I said money or no pizza! Now look what you did...

Do you take credit

So, you guys have aids too?

Where am I supposed to leave the door?

nah i got Super Aids

Here man $22 and a quater keep the change

observe my 8 w8 m8s

Crowded waiting room

we wait for trips?

i'm waiting!

ckeck em

WTF
Watches at 0 $?

...

We.... wait

...

omg i can't stop keking
1000000 internets go to you sir

For what, nigga?

sits fidgeting in pocket

Don't tell me to shhh faggot!
*throws chair at you*

Are you coming out Johnny? 'Cause if you are, it'll make me feel less of an asshole that I fucked your ex-girlfriend.

I'll get it!

i'll go first
at first it was just once a day
then it was twice
then i just couldn't stop

i'm so ashamed

Just put on a blanket nigga damn.

>takes another cig out

Bitch I'mma throw that Gameboy across the room if you don't stop thst clacking!!!!!

*shoves you through it*
Oops

>looks at hot qt from across the room

>wakes up with a little vomit on shirt.
damnit did i fall asleep.?
god damn Jack always makes me drowsy.
what the fuck are we doing here.!
Pass me another Cig buddy will ya?
>takes out another bottle of Jack

GUYS GUYS GUYS I FUCKING GOT IT HOLY SHIT I FUCKING DID IT

>boss walks in and everyone straightens up in their chairs

So I know you all got here in a rush, sorry for the short notice. But we've got bigger problems.

>pulls out a mysterious looking file

This... This right here is what is making me sick. Every damn day since last September I've tossed and turned, thinking about this...

>slams folder on the floor, photos of dead women layed, spewed across the linoleum

Another one died this morning, she's a working girl named Kate. Sources say she was a 19 year old crack whore... But damn she was a fine one, I want to find this bastard who did this so... SO BAD!

>points at everyone in the room

Anons, what do you say?

>Takes a big sip of Jack
Boss i spoke with my mexican contacts..
They claim a local EFE called Pepe did the killing

>shakes head violently

pepe is rarely seen, he's been in hiding, now that the meme trends killers been on the loose