Just lost 2.5k$ at poker

Just lost 2.5k$ at poker
AMA

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Why didn't you play blackjack?

cause im a fag

You broke now?

If you can afford to gamble, you can afford to lose.

why are you dumb enough to bet more than you began with. You should start off with maybe $300, something that would be a bit of a loss if you did lose, but something you can get through with. Thats a lot man

yep

well you're right

Wanna make a quick 50? Bend over.:

with this hand?

yea I was doing good till last hand

nop a 10 and a 4

Should've cashed out before you lost

nop, I need 2,5k

yes but I was too jewish

I don't pay that high for a whore

that´s not even better, why you doing this?

A real Jew knows when to fold. You're just a nigger

Why not count cards?

Why you play that much video poker?

fuck you then

Did you blow your whole bankroll or were you using proper bankroll management?

Without perspective, 2.5k could mean your whole bankroll or it could mean a fraction of a buyin.

Also, were you playing NLHE or some other game?

trips of truth

flop was 9 10 4

I'm also down 2200 for this month. A combination of run bad and not controlling my tilt. If you're a good player, these kind of downswings happen man. Just keep playing your game and you'll climb out of it

nice trip, im not burned enough

You stupid fucking nigger

whats that?

lol

texas hold'em
im broke

What a fucking freak

dont feel much like playin again for a bit though

2 pairs on the flop moron

2.5k is too much for this, but it´s just a game

Next time you need to work on bankroll management.

If you never risk more than 5% of your roll, you will never go broke.

20 buyins at no limit is the absolute minimum as well really.

If you're not using proper BRM limits you are no better than a degenerate sucker playing roulette

2 pairs but yea felt like shit right after

First rule of gambling...

House. Always. Wins.

Not on shit that low fucker.

Where'd you play?

You keep track of all played cards on the table to determine which ones are in the deck.Improves your odds but can get you thrown out if they catch you.

would understand that if you got A10 or K10 but not with a 5, thats hard, but no risk no fun Sup Forumsro

not at texas hold'em
yea it was

anybody got a good site to practice poker and/or blackjack? how about good material to read? i want to become good at one or the other, so i can gamble instead of work. which is better, poker or blackjack?

>im assuming OP meant texas hold 'em when he said "poker" since that is popular

Played some online poker for awhile.
>lost a few hundred
>never again

casino
im not a mathemagician
was kinda fun

Well since you're broke post your dick.

Hey man

Check out the Eightfold Path to Poker Enlightenent by Tommy Angelo

Normally you have to pay for this, it's from a DeucesCracked subscription.

Get a free trial on DC and rip it off the site and unsubscribe. You may as well use the 7 day subscription to rip the whole site.

This will solve all your tilt problems

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I said dick not finger user.

are you saying my dick look like a finger, asshole?

Yeah but you have to be a retard to not realise that poker players are not playing against the house, but against each other.

The house takes the rake, like 5% of each cash pot, or 10% of each tournament buyin, as their fee. But that's it. And it's relatively easy to overcome if you play high enough.

That IS a finger you hairy knuckled mong.

Yes, fuck off.

ok you're so intelligent

will do. There's another great book on the subject called "The Mental game of Poker by Jared Tendler"

That's a thumb asshole. Post your dick or gtfo.

comon morons anything else to ask?

How small is your apparent nonexistent dick?

never said that one was my dick

I agree that is an excellent read, though less easily digested than the Eightfold Path, which is in audio.

ask your dad

You can't win at blackjack so don't bother. If you want to practise poker just join any site and play at their lowest limit.

Why do you think I'm asking you?

How could you be that stupid?

hey are you gonna be able to pay for your rent OP? I can send you like 1k$ to help you out.. Just hand over your paypal.

I used to be a gambler.. I know what it is.

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greedy
I dont pay rent my parents does

Never try to best a master shitposter

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