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A senile old poster flies a plane to south America and it crashes with no survivors

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>Star Wars: A New Hoe

A former space warrior becomes a space farmer and fucks his space wife in this controversial film that featured over 90 minutes of full-on penetration.

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>T

Instead of a second Terminator movie, it's the first one again.

>Few Good Men

Tom Cruise discovers he's mostly surrounded by assholes and tries to seduce a good gal who is like a beacon of light in the darkness

>The Last AIBender
>a young programmists finds himself to be able to manipulate AIs behaviour and decision making

>Blair Itch Project
A few film studies investigate a rural legend about a mysterious disease and find more than they bargained for in this thrilling and innovative horror movie.

>Frog
The film falls into the "eco-horror" category, telling the story of a group of frat boys who are victimized by an autistic NEET frog called Pepe. Pepe, the movie suggests, may be justified in exacting revenge on these guys and specially on their leader Chad because of how they hoard and monopolize all the women in the city.

>0 Things I hate about you
Julia Styles and Heath Ledger form a natural kinship with zero antics.

>WALL-
In the distant future, humans have long left the over-polluted and utterly trashed Earth behind. The only thing living there now is a robot named WALL-, whose sole duty is to build a wall to keep the aliens out.

I don't fucking know

>The G-dfather

A story about Jewish gangsters in America.

>The 4-Year-Old Virgin

A dark comedy about a child in a developing country who wants to help his impoverished family. He hears that his older sister sells her body for money, and - not understanding what that means - he starts an adventure to try to do the same.

>The Amazing Spider-Ma

A single mother gets bitten by a weird spider and becomes both a superheroine and a super-MILF.

>Dumb and Dumbr

A critical documentary on contemporary social media.

>implying numbers are letters

underrated

again, numbers are not letters

I think you could turn this into a neat movie about a robot that tries to keep aliens out of Earth, even after some sort of disaster has wiped out mankind.

>The big sort

Ella Hughes sucks off a masked man's masked dick


kek'd heartily

>Ladiator

Documentary about the underground street fighting scene in working-class British neighbourhoods.

>movie about loyal robots coordinating the defense of a destroyed Earth from ayys
I'd pay to see it

>Big Trouble in Little Chin

basically the same movie except as microscopic organisms on somebody's abnormally small chin

>The Dark Night
the joke writes itself

>Memories of a urder

a dying scottish sheepherder recalls a traumatic event in his childhood that tore his family apart

>Ben-Hu

The legendary story of a warrior in the Chinese Warring States period.

this sounds good

>12 years a slav

By all means user, please explain

>The Princess and the Fro

A young, black princess in the 19th century invents a popular new hairstyle.

>Night and Day

A photoplay highlighting the contrasts between the hours when the sun illuminates life and the hours when it doesn't.

>Law biding citizen

A man is punished on his daily by the crippling state that makes it impossible for him to make a living with its burdensome taxes and regulations.

>on his daily
meant to say
>on his daily life

>Cuck (2011)
Feathers are ruffled when a new arrival upsets the prepping order.

>Kiss Kiss Bang Ban
Documentary on sharia Law

>mfw
youtube.com/watch?v=jF56zOFYjvw

>Noting
It's the story of two guys whose lives fall apart at the same time. So they take notes about it and how it happened, while sitting in jail. Their house is unceremoniously demolished.

Take a guess at what letter, and then take a guess at the plot.

>Red Plane

Astronauts, and their robotic dog AMEE (Autonomous Mapping Evaluation and Evasion), search for solutions to save a dying Earth by searching on Mars, only to have their plane crashed with no survivors.

>AMEE
>not smee
hothead/10

Good luck cuck?

The Evil Dad

Ash and his girlfriend go to a cabin in the woods as a retreat, only to find his dad's old porno and has to survive the night being haunted by his patriarch.

Star Trek III: The Search for Sock

Kirk can't find his other sock. McCoy is flummoxed.

God Luck Chuck

Good Luc Chuck, the story of a Quebecois fur trader-turned priest.

>Drop Dead Red

A haunting story which covers Red's transition from Wisconsin dad to Detroit crime boss. Watch as a good man turns cruel and realizes that we're all the dumb asses.

>The B G
Roald Dahl's novelisation of Barry Gibb's life

>Blue Run

A man races against time in his decrepit blue Boneville

>Argo

A caper about the escape of Americans during the Iranian revolution

>The Dark Night

A man looks outside at 11:45pm

>12 years a slav

Mocumentary about a man who was bitten by a cursed Slavic man and his subsequent transformation. Documents his methods of coping with his disability over a 12 year course.

>Dawn of the DEA

Movie that shows how the DEA started

>Capot

A French film about a mechanic who does heists now and then

>Cristine

A red Citroen DS is possessed by evil, harms people from the factory line and then all its life, and develops possessive relations with its owners, going to the extreme of killing their girlfriends.

>Dive
An autistic loner who does underwater heists and works as a rescue diver on the side gets in trouble with the mafia.

>Arry Potter
It's the same as harry potter, but filmed in Yorkshire

>Osmosis Jones does Big Trouble in Little China
I don't know why, but I want this.

i want this

>Cod in July
Don Johnson spends his summer playing Call of Duty after taking his son's playstation 4 as punishment for being shit in school.

>Citroen DS
>not using the opportunity to make it a Testarossa since Cristine is also an Italian name
faggot

>Big Trouble in Little Chin

Man suffers severe facial hair growth.

>The hak
Inspired on JJ Abrams' life. The main character does arm wrestling to get a prize to be able to finance shitty Spielberg remakes.

Urassic Park

>Some guy goes to a park and sees ur ass.

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underrated post.

>Dive

Ryan Gosling plays an autistic olympic diver struggling with performing in front of the entire world for his country.

lel your version is much better than mine ()

>Ill Bill
about the final years of the 42nd president of the US of A

>Bi
Tom Hanks is tired of having no gf so he wishes he tells a Zoltar machine that he wishes he wasn't so lonely and sexless anymore. Wakes up the next day and he realizes he is now into men as well, so he proceeds to have tons of gay sex.

Prequel to Philadelphia.

Did anyone else initially read that as AL-bender

>He
A guy gets cucked by a male computer programm wich starts to form a romantic relationship to his ex-wife

>Schindler's Lit

A nebbish Jewish boy from Queens embarks on an unlikely quest to become the illest MC of all time.

>Schindler's Lit

A jew collaborator gets sprayed in fuel and set on fire

Alone in the ark
Noah forgot to get the animals for the flood.

>ightcrawler

He's not the best, but he's ight

Kek

>Shindler's Lit
Dude Where's My Car's decade late sequel, in which the heroes, stoned out of their mind find themselves in what they think is some weird historical re-enactment party. They need to find the DeLorean they borrowed from a friend without asking and return it *in time* or get into major trouble. Little do they know, that what they believe to be a historical re-enactment, is well and truly 1940s Nazi Germany where through the power of being too damned stoned to process information properly, and being excellent to each other, they prevent the holocaust from ever happening.

>Suicide Quad
A posessed quad kills his owners, then itself

>Bi Fish
A mockumentary on the nature of gay fish with soundtrack by Kanye West who thinks it's an actual documentary.

>Blackeath
A medieval version of "Blacked" porn

Something like this but with aliens?

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>Fight Clu
Edward Norton and Clu Gulager form an anarchist terrorist group to blow up San Fransisco International Airport

Tar Wars
>My crew can resurface roads better than your crew

>The Girl With the Drago Tattoo

A girl goes to see Rocky IV and she's the only one not cheering for Balboa.

>All quit on the Western Front

A film about an alternative history where both the entente and central powers forces retreated from the western front to establish communist in their home countrys

Dul

An average drive to a meeting and back.

>Ight Club
Wasn't great, but wasn't bad either. It was 'ight, bro.

>The itch
A small New England family are banished from their hometown after becoming infested with pubic lice

One with the wind
>I will blow forever

Field of reams
>Print it and they will come

>Dive

an autistic swim-fan runs drugs across the English Channel, in and out in 5 hours

>I swim.

>Magic Ike
>James Bod
>Scry Movie
>Cas
>Oy Story

>Dead Poo
Zombie poo film

The Dark Knight Rise. A tale of big guys, flightplans gone awry and crashed planes.

Star ars

>the story of a stuttering boy who autistically obsesses over stars and falls in love with his own sister

There ill be blood.
>The Beastie Boys fight for their right party.

Stealing this to post on reddit for some of that karma they got there

>Day of the dad

A fathers day light-hearted comedy film for the whole family

The Geat Santini
>Beowulf enlists in the Air Force

>The Avenger

In a post apocalyptic world where the good guys failed, the lone survivor of a former superhero squad wanders endlessly, bereft of all his hopes and powers, trying to find out how he can right all his wrongs before giving into the sweet embrace of death at long last.

>The Thin
Horror movie about fat American scientists in Antarctica who are haunted by an alien fitness guru

>autistic swimmer

kek

A cockwork orange, pretty much the same movie

>Harry Otter

An otter named Harry must fight his way through a river to get to his kidnapped gilfriend and defeat his arch nemesis, George Lucas