Real Life Jerk Off Buddies! Who's got one? Why do you have one or why would you want one?

Real Life Jerk Off Buddies! Who's got one? Why do you have one or why would you want one?

What

Are you gay?

What's the fucking point?

My gay best mate.
We have sex and shit.
I know it's fucking gay and I don't give a fuck.

i want to do this with my friend but i think that would be considered cheating on my gf.

>why would you want one?

That's the real question here, OP. You massive faggot.

i would say go for it and as long as she doesn't find out and you can live with it.

You mean your boyfriend?

This is hot. More.

My 11yo brother does this in the living room with his friends

>tfw I just want a drink but have to pass through the living room to get to the kitchen

cootie couch, gross.

i used to do it at that age too, with my friends

how about this?

I did too but not in the living room. They also try to make me skinny dip with them (parents won't let them swim unless an adult is there) so they might just be gay as fuck.

You should blow them.

OR HAVE THEM BLOW YOU AT LEAST

They seem thirsty for Dick

Nahh.
I love women, I've just been having a dry spell for the past few years and my best mate's lending his ass and mouth until I get my groove back.

me and my friend do this almost every day

Gay and fags.

They might just be curious because mine is bigger, I dunno.

I've never sucked a dick but I imagine it'd be hard to suck ones that small. Plus the legality thing.

It's what true bros do

I haven't had a jerkoff buddy in 11 years.

Why don't you homos just have gay sex? I mean if you are going to be naked around another guy then you might as well at least be having sex with a girl you queers.

would you want one now?

the way i like to see it is: if i always eat burgers, but every now and then i eat a salad, does eating a salad make me a vegetarian?

Its totally cool as long as theres straight porn on. You gotta cover up unlike those fags. Usually a blanket works but in the summer we use bandanas or old shirts and just kinda hold it over with one hand and fap with the other. I can't do it in the living room for some reason even though the bedroom is more gay but its like "alright man we know this isn't gay but no one will understand" so in the bedroom with the door shut is how we shut it from the outside world. I'm glad to see there are others out there. There needs to be more online communities for fap buddies to let people's stories be known. Truly a brotherly bond.

Quite a difference between eating a salad and a cock, buddy!

Get

I fapped with my brother when he was 8-12 stopped last year when I turned 18 because he was getting shy about it anyways.

Makes you and omnivore. Half faggot. Half compensation.

But you get what im saying, right?

I used to do this with my best friend in middle school. We would always go to his house pull up porn and jack off in the same bed. I think we were both sort of turned on by it. I'm a HS Senior now and still cherish those memories. The other day I sent him a text "Hey wanna Jack off together like old times?" No response. RIP

>nigga das gay as fuck

I was doing this with a friend of mine for awhile and we abruptly stopped..same friend came over last night and i kinda hinted at wanting to start again..he dident take too it so i just turnt porn on and started jerking and he was like yo im gonna go eat some food have fun bro sucks i really enjoy doing it.. anybody in utah im down for some jack off bro action

>"Hey wanna Jack off together like old times?"

>No response

You don't say?

Lol it was a joke, but I was hoping he would be like "Yeah man".. it was actually really fun

My cousin and I did this all the time when we were kids. Started out when I was 11 and he was 10. We used to look at Dad's dirty magazines in the basement storage room at my house. One day I whipped out my cock and said "Look what this does to me!" He got his out too. It was much smaller than mine, but also hard as fuck. He'd never masturbated before, so when I started, he was like 'WTF?' So i said just do what I do.

I saw him blow his first load that day. We did that all through school. Started giving each other head when we were 13, 14. Last time we did it was when we were 18, 19. Years ago. Never had anything like that with a guy ever again. I'm 44.

Yeah thats how it was with my bestfriend. Im not gay but I would for sure suck him off. We had so much fucking jacking off together.

Nice to see so many positive responses

We always told ourselves we weren't gay either, just couldnt get no chicks and wanted to see what ti was like. I'm hard right now thinking about it though. Never did anything like that with anyone else, and I'm not interested in men. But it was pretty fun.

Both of us were total outcasts.. each of us only had eachother. We would always talk about how much we wanted to fuck all the popular girls and what we'd do to them

We still did it after we started getting laid. We'd describe what happened with the girls we were seeing. Talk about their bodies and what we would do with them. Man, it was hot.

Thats exactly what we did!!!!!!!!! Got a kik?

*deep breath* FAGGGGGOTS

fag

Nah, I prefer to remain anonymous, user...

God damn THANK YOU like WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I love how they mention and stress the fact it was after they already startimg having sex like from those picture you both have never been laid. its a beavis and butthead circle jerk lmao

Me and a buddy used to jerk together after school. We never touched each other though. We looked at each other a lot though. Good memories but I'm not sure why since it's super gay.

Hahahahahah

damn

>This nigga is a faggot and doesn't even know it!

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You don't like seeing your buddy's full erect veiny and delicious dick? No homo.

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Ever make eye contact when u blew your loads?

Now that's friendship.

I fucking love this girl.

Oh sure. We would compete sometimes and face each other. We'd laugh at it all and cheer for each other. It was like an athletic event.

Was actually in a room with friend around a year ago. We were watching porn, and he's like I'm not gonna fap unless you do. (We both had dicks under blanket) Getting hard at the thought of this, but just played it cool and acted like what the fuck? I wish I would have so badly.

Pls see

Did you ever hit each other with your semen?

Kek it was the big gay elephant in the room

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Never. We both usually had tissues handy to catch it.

Come out of the closet you dirty fucking fag

We used to let fly, but not at each other. Mine never goes far, never really big load, but my cousin's would really pump. He could get 3 or 4 feet straight up. Lots of cum too. I was kinda jealous. But I had the bigger cock.

In the late 90's, when my brother and I were still living at our mom's place, I was hanging out with a neighborhood girl and my bro, as well as a few other guy friends. My brother and the other guys were all tripping hard on some good LSD. The neighbor girl and I were sober. All of a sudden, my brother and the other guys whipped their dicks out in unison and started jerkin' off together. She and I looked at each other with a look of shock on our faces and excused ourselves from the room. We went outside and immediately started laughing our asses off.

"What the fuck just happened?", we said, at the same time.

Crazy shit...

Lefties

last time i started this thread there were fewer homo-bashing responses (i don't know what else to call it, might be the wrong term, homo-bashing). you think it's gay that two men jerk off together? fine it's gay. you think we're fags for doing it? fine we're fags. unless you like reading what gay stuff fags do, please stop posting, or stay but let us talk about it without having to deal with your slowness, as this thread was meant for people who have jerk off buddies or people who don't but would want jerk off buddies. that having been said, i can't stop you from saying what you want, so go for it.

no turning back now faggot

Kek

yeeees.

(and yes, i'm a faggot. well half, i'm dating a girl but it's whatever)