Wake up

>Wake up
>See this
What do?

Tell those space niggers to turn off the light. I'm trying to sleep.

Ask for a space cigarette.

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>Ayy lmao, nice wallpaper

if you were a trap you'd probably pinch yourself to see if you were dreaming

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Ask them why my ass hurts so much

Ask for 5 more minutes

"Now lets not turn this rape into a murder!"

Fuck them in there asses and let them eat each other out

Their eyes aren't actually black. They wear black lenses over their eyes. The actual eye is actually much like a reptiles.

those are some big contacts.

Interesting, any more redpills on the ayy lmaos?

Fuck their nostrils

Get back to sleep.

Wtf is the Red pill Blue pill bullshit, I tried googling it but just got bullshit essays on crap I don't care about any user able to explain in simple terms.

say welcome back guys, it's been awhile

How come aliens never lift?
They are always so scrawny, if they are so advanced shouldn't they be really build and at peak condition?

I dunno, maybe ask your friends at Reddit

If only I used Reddit

Watch the Matrix

fpbp

Greys are the betas to the chad Reptilians

Do you alien guys know something that I don't? This is getting out of hand!

Essentially:
Red Pill=truth
Blue Pill=common lie

Put baseline in my ass

ask them to get me the fuck off this retarded planet

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Oh, I see. I guess that explains why they are flying around and drugging people to stick stuff up the asses.
They can't get a woman on their own.

this. Though you will understand the reference right away the same cannot be said the movie. All those layers will take some time to fully comprehend.

you mad human boi?

id fuck em

Pop heads in force vacuum.

I would probably scream a bit and then, hopefully, I would calm the fuck down and ask some questions.

I would scream because I'd be waking up to that. If I could meet them on neutral ground then I think I would be able to better control my primal emotions.

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