chloe's plot edition
/hoc/ - fuck earlyfags
hockey is shit
>female integrity
Why are sluts always such attention whores and bandwagoners.
>why do women act the way they're biologically programmed to?
no man knows user, we just plan around it
Two minutes left in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final and the team you coach is down one goal to the Capitals.
Do you call for a stick measurement on Alexander Ovechkin?
Is this real thread?
depends. who's my man on the inside with the caps?
Did she at least pretend to be a Canucks fan while dating that bust?
How can this thread be real if hokkei is not real?
yes
>man on the inside
Ovechkin has a banana curve. It's not a secret.
whether or not it is illegal length is in question though. if i had backstrom telling me it was too long, i might listen.
not holtgay though
Fuck you goddamn autists
Right in the ass
Bob speared a nigga. Right in gizzard. Still losing a smidge.
>carry on
Lmao all russians do something to their sticks
I took a trip to czech republic to participate in a pro development camp
I met this russian that used a heat gun to bend the curve of the stick 5-6 cm farther then it was normal
He played in the elite league and he was a khl prospect and he told me everyone in russia did some shit like that
can you call a goaler for spearing? i mean you can't really eject them, can you?
You can. Goalies can be ejected, but the league probably won't crack down on it.
Price the other month punched his blocker into the head of a defenseless player already face down on the ice, which is an automatic ejection.
I feel like I've seen it happen after a goalie fight.
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>Mandatory Goalie Pants
LMFAO Buttman
>Barclay's arena does not meet NHL regulations
>The NHL knew about this and did nothing
Why is Buttman so spineless?
>inb4 he is a jew
okay, so say you eject the starter and the backup goes in. what if they get injured? do you bring back the starter that was just ejected?
Money
Forgot to say that their cooling system is what doesn't meet the standards. I doubt there are rules regarding sightlines since more arenas do not suck penisdick.
No
Either the team needs to bring up a goalie from some nesrby minor league affiliate
Or one of the players needs to dress up and play the net
Remember when Luongo and whoever was backing him up got hurt and the goalie coach almost went in but Luongo drove back in time?
Or the goalie coach.
And they lost 3-1 to the laffs. Weird shit happens in Sunrise.
don't really think calling up a goalie from the minors mid-game is really feasible. they would almost have to be in the arena already for that to work, so i guess a skater would dress
The rule states anyone can be goalie. There was a game where Florida lost both Lu and Montoya and almost had to put in a coach, and in Toronto they had both Bernier and almost Sparks out and had Kadri volunteering.
It's absolutely not feasible which is why it never happens
But rules are rules
Also see post regarding goalie coaches
i think its the piping for cooling system specifically. the rest of the league uses steel pipes, barclays uses PVC. anyways i imagine the league viewed the barclays arrangement as temporary with either the arena undergoing renovations or the isles using the temporary security from the deal with barclays to figure out a more permanent arrangement.
How is Don Cherry still commentating on Hockey?
Biased piece of shit
anyone else going to a game tonight? canucks vs the mild out here
don's suit game remains an inspiration for canadians across the country
Why is Denmark allowed to comment on hockey?
How can you hate based Cherry? I'm a sunbelter and even I like him
>earlyfags loses AGAIN
pottery desu
>all these empty seats
>first chant is pro-hawks
lmao
dallas should relocate
He provides no actual insight, just a watch for entertainment.
You shut your whore mouth
His suits are hard to hate I'll give you that
plz mr leaf
As long as there's atleast one dane in the NHL, we'll be around
I just find him to be very biased, very one-sided; very cringey to watch, a waste of time; his commenting on the all star game was so bad too
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BEEP BEEP
RON HAINSEY JUST SCORED
I hope that is is tumor on his jowl.
His suit tonight reminds me of a couch found in a 85 year old grandma's house.
>hawks above the metro
I don't understand
I like them, but I don't understand
>His suit tonight reminds me of a couch found in a 85 year old grandma's house.
a few years back they did a special on CBC where they showed how he got his suits. no joke, he would go to thrift stores and buy old couches, and take the patterns from those
Blues Penguins thread?
Use the actual fabric or just copy it?
>Don Cherry has worn a suit that has been pissed and ejaculated on
Delete this asshole
Matthews takeaway off Backes leading to the goal
>his commenting on the allstar was bad
no, the all star game is a farce and him giving 0 fucks about who cares is the only good opinion
delet pls
I honestly don't see the hawks being a contender, unless they make trades that adds to their depth, which they currently lack for the playoff run, imo
Both the Wilds and Blue Jackets are dark horses, it's gonna be funny to see how/if they can maintain their current form in the playoffs
The avs.. lol
He copy it. He buy this shit at a fabric shop and makes it himself.
>not liking good ol Ontario boys
I bet you take it in the ass
wow, i wonder if dallas fans realize their team doesn't wear red...
GG Duckfags
>stop liking what I don't like
PLAYOFFS HERE >WE COME
Are you even here at the game feggut?
people just pick Chicago out of laziness now, they're not actually good anymore
another player does the time
Very true
Humans and furthermore mammals don't have gizzards. They have teeth and as a result have no use for a gizzard. We don't even have vestigial gizzards. Dumb tripfaggot.
what's a smidge?
A very small amount
the Devils are on fire
thanks
Just bought a hoodie for 200 Canadian monopoly dollars. It better be good. Pressure's on, Canada.
It was made in China
It was not.
>inb4 jokes
How would you know, because it said so?
It better suck your dick for fucking 200 doll hairs
JAMES VAN RIEMS-GOD
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS STRUGGLE AGAINST BUFFALO HOLY SHIT
>Killer raising my hopes only to dash them later
Pad those stats, my nigger
kek,ANdy Greene's equipment laced in oil
Zajac!!!
Holy fuck Sidney
Kind reminder that Sidney Crosby is STILL the best player in the league.
Future Hurricanes/Whalers rivalry here lads.
>le score behind the net meme
what is this, 2007 all over again?
higher chance of nords-isles rivalry desu
Fuck what's going on with the jackets
watch it again you turk rape baby descended cunt
nylander on calder watch
busthews on suicide watch
>bad team losing
seems normal
Nylander with his first career hat-trick vs. Rask
>finnish goaltending
kek, look at you all excited for the concussion man!
But they aren't bad
regression to the mean. had to happen eventually, they were scoring goals at an insane rate during their winning streak
they are though
Lol wtf is the Bruins doing?
Karma for having that rat Marchand
>But they aren't bad
I 'm glad I witnessed a historic season for them. I 'll be able to say in teh future I was there for the 10-0 against the Cana-dix-ens. And the NHL is full of underdog teams that made the Stanley Cup. Plus, wild jackets fan who appears, is a good poster.
They aren't, they wouldn't be in second if they were
Andersen completly out of position, ready to blow the lead
What else is new?
Just joined Wayne, Mario, Orr, and Mike Bossy into top 5 PPG all time. Feels fucking good.
Why do you say that?
SSSSSSSCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!