Friends first time in the Chan, show what it is all about

Friends first time in the Chan, show what it is all about

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That's an awesome party you posted, wish I had been invited.

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Come on man, you dont have to tell the truth right away

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Its about waiting 10 years for it to get get good and never posting so you can learn not to shit up the board

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>what it is all about
autism
so much of it

Thats not even good man, too old

Yeah, he is autistic as fuck si he dont care

Im smartm berbu duck dick moo

This was probably him
Im TOTALLY the OP

I've been on 4 chan for 1 year and I shouldn't be posting fue to newfaggory.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I AM ALSO A PHONE FAG

You probably mean DUE to, right?

Welcome to the 'chon xD

Remember rules 1 & 2!!!

Who isnt?

I know right? xD
Also rawrrrrrrrr

He isn't a jew or a person of colour is he?

Nah, he a cracker

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Still tho, probably gay

new fag Sup Forums gone

Remember to kill yourself

Clever word play Sup Forumsro xD

He keeps telling me that he isnt gay But still jeeps trying to jack me off so I dont know...

Well that's no fun, those guys always have the best reactions to what's being posted. The Jews and niggers that is, not the crackers. They just grin awkwardly and quickly scan the room to make sure there aren't any Jews or niggers viewing their screen.

this four chan place is like my favorite website i've been to in my whole entire life theres SO many silly posts with funny pictures and stuff. i think i may already have oldfag status now because i have gotten like 4 kek replies since i've been here. i've had a lot more replies of anonymos asking me if i'm autistic. i think there just trolling tho xD

there's a lot of weird things here too. people seem to have weird sexualities that they like like girls with penises and foot pictures and sometimes i even see girls with poop on their butt but i don't like to look at those pictures so i don't click on them (that makes the pictures bigger)

i also think you shouldn't look at these rekt threads that anonymoses post here. i don't like to see those things because i feel like it is happening to me when i watch them. i don't know why they like them so much.

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Sup Forums is nothing but racism and porn... And i wouldnt have it any other way

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This is basically it. You'll never leave you fucking newfag.

She looks like Sarah Chalke, but if she had been doing hardcore drugs since she was 12.

She likes her buns all creamed up.

That about sums things up

KEK

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>tfw you've only been on 4chin for 9 years and 11 months and post anyway

YOU RAGE YOU LOSE FAGS HAHAHAHA

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so many underage b& in this thread it hurts

it's painfully obvious
and by obvious i mean cringey
and by cringey i mean kys
and by kys i mean end your life

Finally her pussy is liberated

Omg look at this captcha i just got OP!

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RIP Bill

Her rear end is neigh.

Ive never understood how they do that without tearing their intestine

I mean, i cant get past the bend at all without pain

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

those take forever

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But you like underage kids.

press f to rip in piss. Never forgetti

>the "catalogue" button will literally show them what its about, so I better ask b to count to ten for me that'd be better

You guys get smarter every year

Another case of "Sup Forums: The TV-Show"

kek
I actually laughed at this, everything else is SHIT
And my friend is being a super fag and not even looking at this shit and even if you is bro, reply to this NIGGUT
t. OP

This place was never good

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More horse pussy imitation pics

This makes me have to shit.

Yeah I know mn, But he is a real fucking pussy and were drunk so yeah

>implying I wouldn't pay someone to talk to me like they were from 2009 ;__;

Its because women who are capable of this are empty inside.

Heres a classic in case youve never seen it

>user bricks a computer with help from anons

We posting classics?

Sure lets rollerino

More like
People who don't care anymore

I don't need women, I have weed and ecchi

Yeah personally I dont like to read this long shit because too long so yeah, not gonna read But he might

Yeah Sup Forumsro xD

>this user is into worming

>what i wouldnt give for a gf like dis

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If you don't care why do you need weed?

I always hate kids that repeat things their parents say without ever understanding why they say it. if you compare then, to now....b was GREAT. If you compare b to anything else but random, it was NEVER GOOD. Bet you smoke a vape

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Its like following a thread, worth the read.

But i guess thats what i get for trying to entertain a newfag

Fuckin underage b&

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Fuck you! Im da king of swaggy swag! Haters hate my dick! Word!

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I see at least 3 things wrong with this picture

I like it

>yeah I know man thats why I didn't do it because we can't even go full throttle on an anonymous image board while drunk

I think its illegal to drink before your balls drop

>that filename

Sure man xD funny shit mr OldFag man xD

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Depends on the country you live in

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Sup Forums in a nutshell

1.) We can't see the boobs of the penis shower to determine if it's feminine

2.) The angle of the (feminine?) penis makes it difficult to judge the size

3.) The penis is out of focus.

Am I close?

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hope you die in your fucking sleep motherfucker

nm

2 and 3 look good

But the first is that theres no timestamp

(You)

You guys are so detuctive

This is my friend

this is what it's about lads

how its even for in?????

Thanks, this is the first time i've had any u's