NFL Honors

NFL Honors Thread #1
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Guarantee this nigger makes a trump bash

Ding

He already did

Too late

He just did twice, fuck this half nigger

This monologue is awful.

Oh there you are

It is well known that Peele was the brains of that operations

>all this race bullshit

Why?

They should've called Conan back again.

Literally everyone is groaning at these jokes

>taking those Trump complaints and then saying Goodell's name

I saw it coming and still enjoyed it.

Eli Manning is still autist I see

Holy fucking shit I'm getting second hand cringe through my tv from this shit

>that Cowboys roast

Wow fucking SAVAGE

He has brought up race 5 times and Trump 4 times.

It's been 2 minutes...

God damn the crowd is going to revolt due to awful jokes

nigga roasting everybody

This is fucking awful

Eli & wife aren't liking this nigs trump bashing

Savage Cowshits dig made the whole thing worth it

The irony is that he said he was Ha-ha Clinton Dix

>haha

As bad as this is this is still the best thing on tv right now

Good to see that most of the comedic timing went into sketches and not stand-up.

Aggressive Inline sequel soon
Right guys

Just give Matt Ryan the MVP and OPY already

literally who

TIME
FOR
RAIDERS
FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Beasley not even nominated

I didn't think he should win it but the guy deserved to be a fucking finalist

I literally forgot the raiders even existed

>Matt Ryan wins MVP

Guess what happens next.

This.

It'd help if they didn't play madden music lol

>Being this concerned of Trump's feeling

Have to be honest that von miller Olds pice commercial is probably the best sports Comercial ever

Go look at the offenses the pats D had to face this year, they are fucked hard. Blow out by 3rd quarter

Its boobs lady

Who's the saggy lady

>HAHA WHITE PEOPLE GUYS AMIRITE
>HAHA RICH WHITE PEOPLE AMIRITE
>OBAMA NEVER SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDERS LOLOLOL

can't wait for the next 8 years since the dumbfuckcrats are going to nominate a Muslim in 2020

Dak and Zeke are banging, aren't they?

the libcucks already elected a muslim in 2008 and again in 2012

Looks like old white people didn't vote for TO again, shits getting old

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the cucking cucked libcucks already elected a cucked muslim in 2008 and 2012 with hussein cuck obongo cuck cuck cucking cuckedy cuck cuck kike media libcuck cucking cucked cucker

(you)

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Accurate.

Did colin kaepernick ruin the NFL forever?

Wow no Booooos? Things are improving

Nothing but celebs and athletes in the audience, actual fans aren't invited.

ELI MAN-OF THE YEAR-ING

Yeah good point

Greg Olsen is one Thundercat looking dude

Jesus Christ did jon ham just get out of bed?

Walter Peyton, Goy of the year award

>Cowboys' Jason Garrett wins Coach of the Year honors

Do you think Eli supports Autism Speaks

inb4 ole crab legs runs off with the award.

How many times will Jameis rape her tonight?

Not only that he embodies it!

fucking kek talk about literally undeserved

She's pretty cute I won't lie

That bitch looks uncomfortable as fuck up there

this microsoft surface shilling during the awards show is embarrassing. the NFL will do anything for a buck.

Belichick robbed

Remember when the Chargers almost jewed themselves out of having Bosa?

I'll make her comfortable ;)

OBAMA AINT PRESIDENT ANYMORE

>Bosa
>good
>able to stay healthy

This guy is cringe as fuck

Andy Reid one was pretty gud

SKEEEUP in the audience.

OTHER BOOBS LADY

LITERALLY IN TEARS

>linebackers have never met each other

Ok that one was good

I'm going to fucking lose it if Ryan's snubbed for MVP

NFL = tits
NBA = ass

Reminder Daddario has god tier tits.

we have an oreo on stage

I wish they'd fuck her

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You got that one backwards

She needs bbc asap

Where can I stream this thing tomorrow, assuming I'm in the States but my ISP is shit?

Jesus Christ it's a black Gollum

I thought Gary Coleman died

WHA CHU TALKIN BOUT

I'm not even watching the show anymore

I wouldn't be either if I hadn't fapped to her a few days ago

You have to admit, a scene with her getting pounded by bbc would be amazing

MATT RYAN WINS MVP

BBC is good for big ass
BWC is good for big tits

>Dallas wins best O-Line
Like anyone else had a chance

>implying based Brady won't win

Imagine her and margot robbie together getting blacked

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*big white ass
Fuuuuck, need to watch some BLACKED vids now

Ryan is MVP, OPOTY and Air Player of the Year

Already been announced, Ryan swept the offensive awards, pro bowl, all pro, opty, and mvp

Kurt Warner looks like a pimp in that velvet suit

SKEEEEEEEEEUP

Can't take this shot seriously until the retards vote TO in, fuck the locker room shit he'a one of the best TO ever play his posistion.