Need help Bros!!!
>be me
>10/10 Alpha Chad
>100% straight
>Go to Thailand on vacation
>Want to check out the ladyboys
>Beautiful girls born with she-penises
>Hook up with a beautiful girl with a tiny feminine dick
>Best sex of my life
>Come back to the states
>My girlfriend is boring me now
>Ask her to wear a strap on I bought
>Want to suck her femme penis and have her fuck my boi pussy
>She says I'm gay now
>I'm not gay
>I'm attracted to girls
>Girls with lady cock
>Now she's threatening to tell my family and friends that I'm gay
What do I do?
Every girl I date has a disgusting fungal infested bloody vagina.
I want a clean girl penis to suck.
How do I explain to my friends as family that I'm 100% straight, attracted to girls, just girls born with a femme penis.
I'm a Christian and conservative.
Pic related,
It's the Thai girl who I'm in a long distance relationship with now.
Need help Bros!!!
Just move to thailand!
No chicks with dicks only men with boobs
Well I don't know if wanting to suck some cock fits in with the whole 100% straight thing.
You're more like 67% straight.
Ted 1 and 2 were not good movies, user.
you are gay now
she is a dude
she is having a "long distance relationship" with 10 other faggot farangs you mean nothing to her other than a source of cash...shes hit you up for cash hasnt she?
Nigga, you gay. Sorry.
You are gay
he is in many "long distance" relationships
You caught the gay
have you considered telling them that she makes you happy user? I mean surely they have to understand that the only thing that really matters is if you and your lover are happy together.
OP, were you sexually abused as a child? genuine question
>girls born with she-penises
Stop lying to yourself man.
Those are guys with fake boobs and a hormone therapy
Get in your head that there is no sich thing as a chick born with a "feminine" dick. There's man and theres woman. Then There's people who are fucking sexually confused. You sir, are becoming gay and now a product of today's braineashed society.
>10/10 Alpha Chad
>Want to check out the ladyboys
Besides, being newly gay.
....you're far from 10/10 now.
Bait m8t
>girls born with she-penises
Quit lying to yourself man, that doesn't exist.
Those are guys with fake boobs and hormone therapy
Well well it look good but dude he is a man just have fun.
pics w/dick or it didn't happen.
>long distance relationship
Read this.
No. She told me she's only dating me exclusively.
I already sent her $5000 to buy a house, so when I move over there, we are getting married.
I just wish she would stop being so secretive about where she lives, but I guess she's leaving it for a surprise.
you are the single most gullible user of all fucking time its pretty sad really
>Quit lying to yourself man, that doesn't exist
Bill Nye and many scientific community members disagree with you, buddy.
This must be b8
You fucked up man
no dude your fucken gay
You have a point, but 90% of "ladyboys" are guys with boobs
The cheap one
Bill Nye is a sellout cuck. His opinions are invalid
Well, you're gay now. Just admit it.
Why would it be b8?
Have you ever been to Thailand?
It's fucking Paradise.
Pretty much drink and fuck all day in tropical Paradise, clubs all night, cheap good food.
We just need to get a house, because she's living with her mom.
I can live like a king for $1500/month, plus I'm going to marry a really hot girl that would be a model in the states, just that she was born with a girl penis.
I thought it was 2017?
Haven't we put hate behind us?
Some girls are born with girl penises.
Get over it.
>$5000.00
>Some girls are born with girl penises.
>girl penises
>penises
>You fucked up man
Why?
Because I found a supermodel?
Dude, she's like a perfect model.
In the US she would be famous or super rich for being so beautiful.
I'm lucky I found her.
Thats cjmiles
She's japanese and has a vagina
Shes a high end Instagram hooker based out of vegas
It's really sad when people actually reply to this thread with full intentions of giving actual advice.
6/10, decent b8
i spent a few months out there with the military in a advisory capacity got pretty cool with a bro tier ex navy guy that had a been out for about 20 years. fuck em, enjoy hanging out with em., BUT DONT FUCKING SPONSOR THEM YOU DENSE FUCK!
Yes, she admitted to me that she used to be a high end escort, but she's quitting because she loves me.
...
>B8 this obvious.
Except cjmiles doesn't have a penis and she doesn't live in thailand
>, BUT DONT FUCKING SPONSOR THEM YOU DENSE FUCK!
Dude, I'm not sponsoring her, we're getting a house together, but it'll be in her name because I'm not a citizen, so she needs to buy it.
I trust her, because I know we're in love.
She even told me she never felt so in love with anyone until she met me.
You're thinking of the wrong girl, moron!
My girlfriend was born with a girl penis, and she's in Thailand.
You're thinking of a different girl.
Idiot.
Probably all Asian look the same to you, racist.
yeah know i know you are taking the piss/ bail
I love how everyone in this thread is getting tilted over an obvious b8
Lol
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8
Bait spotted
Your post is b8, m8
Your bait is baitception
Honestly? You're a b8saurus Rex!