Badly describe video games thread. Hard Mode

Badly describe video games thread. Hard Mode
>main character's gf is kidnapped by niggers
>go into their crib and beat them to death with their own furniture
>final boss battle is curb stomping an air force reject

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>you are the chosen one, the key to everything
>embark on an epic quest with a knight and a wizard
>wizard never heals you when you need it

fuck you dolan

one hundred percent correct

>Mckenna Hall, Quentin Lance and Jason Brodeur kill a bunch of vigilantes.

Mario.

>kill dragons with death metal vocals

>the world is coming to an end by lizards
>you're the only one who can defeat them
>waste 99% of your time fucking around and not fighting them
>learn how to defeat them with the aid of a mentally retarded man
>kill the leader with little to no effort
>continue to fuck around and waste time

>The world is dying and even after 1000 hours across multiple games you still have no idea what the fuck is going on

>sister gets kidnapped by a huge bird
>sail around for the rest of the game getting confused

Skyrim Nigga

Skyrim

Zelda BotW?

Wind Waker

Wind waker

Endless Legend

>the world is coming to an end by lizards
>you're the only one who can defeat them
>waste 99% of your time fucking around and not fighting them
>learn how to defeat them with the aid of a mentally retarded man
>kill the leader with little to no effort
>continue to fuck around and waste time

Not botw, skyrim. Other guy beat me to it

>famous archaeologist
>jewish name
>everything you see reminds you of that one "thing"
>little boy accompanies him

Innocent Shaft.

That reminds me of a puzzle

Still true, but not exactly what I was thinking.

Critical thinking is the key to success.

>demon takes over
>wear the faces of dead people
>kill demon

>after your father went missing, you decide to find out what happened to him
>you visit the last place he was seen
>explore ancient ruins
>find the treasure
>father suddenly appears and steals it from you

>kill random people constantly
>ohfuckilluminati
>matrix shit

>be robot everyone wants to fuck
>too many endings

nier: automata

>Oh shit I just murdered someone apparently...
>Let me hide all the evidence with a series of Simon Says-inspired QTE and clean up then leave.
>Now I'm playing as the cops who are investigating this shit?
>Okay, let me try to undo everything I just did.
>So wash, rinse, repeat, I keep chasing myself in stupid ways.
>Sexy time with girl.
>Oh god, who is this creepy fucker and why is he trying to murder with his mind using all the shit in my apartment as flying weapons?
>What the fuck, flashback to childhood.
>Stupid find-the-hidden-people-in-the-burning-place mission...
>What in the hell, psychic robotic consciousness?
>OH GOD I AM THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR THIS IS AWESOME...even though it's just fast Simon Says...

Why the fuck do I actually enjoy this shit enough to play it every few years?

This one is EZMODE for anyone who has played it.

superhot

...

My mom's a cunt and I have to go into her cunt

no but good guess

>stuck on an island
>spray shit to gain your freedom
>turns out all that spraying shit was actually kind of fun by the end

Gf giving You a bj at the cemetery
She gets kidnapped
You save her
You save her again cuz it was an illusion

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100% dark souls. 1k hours? noice. how many pvp accounts ya got?

>go level
>brazilians and polacks kill you

good luck

>source of many memes
>stems from a known and beloved franchise

>I swear to God if this rabbit makes one more fucking pun I'm going to reach through the monitor and strangle his AI ass

Somebunny is hoping mad!

Sam and Max?

I can't tell if you know it or not. That was exactly something it would say.

No.

So no one can guess OP's? I'll give a hint
>Xbox original exclusive

>you're a white guy with the only children in the world
>No wait, a black guy
>No wait, another white guy

gta V

almost certain that's the darkness

Super Mario Sunshine

>start talking in another language and killing people in cool ways
>somehow you don't feel like yourself, like you're not in the real world
>wake up in massive illuminati center
>go back into some machine and do everything you're supposed to for a few years until space gods show up
>end up in a cave, touch some glowing pedestal and die for no fucking reason
>now you're some random dude doing the same thing the first guy was doing
>they show you the best parts of the real world in cinematics but never let you play it

Yes!

Suffer extreme centripetal forces to stop fat person with machine fetish.

assassins creed

>2 girls die
>everyone dies or lives based on choice

Ghosts and Goblins

>Deep Space hide and seek

sonic the hedgehog

Indigo prophecy

>be in massive open world
>slay monsters and dragons, do random tasks, kill other players and hope RNGsus is on your side for that quick kill and sweet loot
>spend years of your life progressing in various life skills while nolifing
>certain updates pushed by the devs start making or breaking the experience
>eventually realize this game is only good for making extra cash on the side and sell everything

Ghost n Goblins?

runescape

>People are going to jail
>Scream across the room at people
>Another guy's going to jail now
>Now a woman with huge boobs is dead
>Now we show dead bodies to her sister and loli cousin

yep, 7.7k total hours, top 1k to 99 slay/prayer/herb (overloaddddds), probably one of the top 2k 126's/138s. Sold my account for 3 grand. No idea if it's still played. At my best, had 800m including an ely i got as a drop trioing corp

nobody seems to have guessed this
HINT: also you crossdress sometimes and I'm not sure if it's sexual or not

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

BoI

>roam around the world
>travel around hell
>kill dragon

because no one plays you're weird perverted sexual fantasy games.

metal gear rising

Correct!

correct

you're wrong on both accounts

Yes

gg you got it

what was the second account?

wrong. the game is way older

>help a bunch of terminally depressed beings reach safety.

Binding of issac

The perverted sexual fantasy game part

The first account was nobody playing it

Until Dawn

>You die on a big wall
>You some more after tresspassing and getting killed repadedly
>At the end shit goes down and you go back up the wall for a qte.

>In Soviet Russia, Snake is called Anaconda

oh right

La mulana

>dev promised many revolutionary features for its time
>final result is a run of the mill rpg with none of those features
>some people still liked it and it eventually got a graphical remaster

This was too obvious, you're not even doing it right

Hello, this is Petter. I understand your criticisms and hope My next game will be better than the last one.

>copied another game except insulted anime fans.

>never speak the entire game
>save grunts and yelling
>blood and guts
>everybody dies
>superspoop.jpeg
>for once the black guy is one of the last to die

Halo

>It is called Super Smash Brothers

>world is threatened by underground weeaboos
>good thing I'm a badass with cheesy one liners
>chains-SAAAAAAAARRRGH
!!!

Uhhhh Wii Fit?

Crash Bandicoot?

Close but no. Same concept though.

What is
>melee
?

>Sean Bean is a man of God
>Wes Johnson always arrests you
>Wes Johnson is also a crazy Scottish guy
>Something about gates or some shit

Btw didn't even think of Johnson, that's a spot on guess.

Grabbed by the ghoulies was a good game

>"It's like Dark Souls"

Bloodbourne or Nioh

Wrong.

Demon souls???

Fucking Crash Bandicoot