If you get a chance to rename America, What would you name it?

If you get a chance to rename America, What would you name it?

The United States of America

Patriotic Fag detected!

If you don't love this country, you're more than welcome to GTFO.

You're probably just in a bad mood because Trump won't let you serve in the military anymore.

sjwland

mexico

Fat Fuckistan

U R GAY

mexiCAN unlike the counter part mexicant aka mexico

Thought this was an EBT card, had to do a double take.

Empire of America

New North Korea

Chunky Monkey Island

United States of eating ass

India

In 3-D RealD)) 3-D and IMAX 3-D

NOHF: Nation of hurt feelings

>Can't serve in military anymore
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United States of Israel

McWalmart

Holy shit Alabama has internet?

How fast is your internet?

> As fast as genetic stagnation from inbreeding will kill the IQ in the populace.

thanks based user

Screwup

United States of Canada

Jacksonville

Bonerland

Canada's panties

Fucktrumpistan

Canada's panty

El Slavistan Global (Tm)
>or
Golden Unity Freedom

[decisions decisions]

Hurr durr look guise I'm politically funny har dar

Yet you replied, you weak pussy.

Dirkadirkastan

AMERICA II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

SUPER AMERICA II: THE REVENGE

Probably either 'jesusland' or 'englandsucksville'
like the founding fathers intended

Smackamatitiesbooster

Columbia

Vinland

Oligarcadia

Dickbutt Lands of the United Shitposters

Panem