So some random bitches added me to a group text, obviously got one number wrong - mine. Trips decides what I reply...

So some random bitches added me to a group text, obviously got one number wrong - mine. Trips decides what I reply. Make it something actually good. I'll try to deliver.

Is this conversation regarding the lynching of niggers we were planning?

Well if it's in Vegas sure.

Shoulda been dubs nigga

Because they are talking about a group vacation to the strip.

Yea probably.

Hey Paula! I'm sorry, but the twenty third doesn't work for me. I have to clean up the corpses, and feed my Hagfish. Naturally they're my clean up for the corpses. Or, My dog licks my salty cock everyday. I think he likes it, and my cock is definitely enjoying it as well! Although, the noises make me want to kill someone, then myself.

rolling for this

OP here. Rerolling for that shit for the amount of keks that brought to my heart.

Ayy Thanks op
here, I just thought of the dumbest things I could at the moment. The end. Also, Nice Dubs

rawl

...

Thanks my guy.

Let's shrek them like that lady earlier.

Sorry you got the wrong number

wat

32nd is best for me

Op here. Also cat as extra.

what are the odds?

Should I text this or what?

Look at 19.

So should I text a picture of shrek?

Can we ignore those trips for something decent?

Post this "Hey Paula! I'm sorry, but the twenty third doesn't work for me. I have to clean up the corpses, and feed my Hagfish. Naturally they're my clean up for the corpses. Or, My dog licks my salty cock everyday. I think he likes it, and my cock is definitely enjoying it as well! Although, the noises make me want to kill someone, then myself."

Send that.

I cant wait to lynch all those niggers. They are all porch monkeys and deserve to die.

Hey Paula! Thank you for bringing the Dairy Expo to my attention. Could we wait and go during it? Seeing and tasting cow fluids has always been a passion of mine!

Op here. Any objections?

Op what did you put?

the trips fucking suck

None here.

No I mean posting a pic of shrek, preferably the hi res porn pic of shrek that was posted earlier in the thread.

Do it. Waking people up to Shrek cock is win.

its not bad i guess but it could be funnier to at least seemingly match the tone of the other women

Alrighty. I've decided to go with this. Be returning in a sec with results.

In that case My vote is for the Hagfish one, so... Rollerino

Did you do it

How many on the chain?

Sorry for shitty way of blurring numbers. Only way I know how.

Bout 9

Top kek. And now we wait.

Use marker tool to block numbers

Should have been this

Post Shrek ass too.

Roll for it boi GET GET GET

Op ded?

Nope

And it begins.

>Update
"oh my" fucking dead!!!

Another. And with that thats all they wrote. With assuming that they're middle aged women, I betcha theyd love a cock like that

>Oh my

Should have played it subtly. Like, "Sorry 23rd isn't good I've got visitors to attend to."

I hope with this being my first thread that ive served as good enough of an op, and that I'm not a complete faggot.

Maybe next time.

summer or lurker?

Lurker

You did good op.

Been on here for a couple of years now.

Thanks guy. Appreciate it.

I've found that I've slowly turned myself into a lurker by being too lazy to type on my phone and being too lazy to get out of bed to browse, oh well.

You ruined it, OP. We could have had fun, but you ruin it by texting what you did. Should have trolled them long term and subtly. There's not much funny about what you posted. It gets a sensible amount of air coming out of the nose, no laughs.

Well I'm mobile (ovbiously), and it is kinda stressful having to type really fast and rush stuff so you don't miss other replies.

Well if you don't like it then go on a ylyl thread or something like that.

Send them scat porn or lactation pics

Nah, I'll save that for another thread.

i came here because i thought it could be entertaining. instead you send a shrek dick pic

>dairy convention
>nah to lactation
Faggoo

Jfc man I'll save some really good shit with effort put into it for another day.

Oh shit you're right. I might do that. I'll be back.

send a close up of your nipple and text #freethenipple ladies!

a great family vacation to Pyongyang, North Korea

roll

you guys like my new hat?

For dairy reference.

Oh sheet.

Well, they've all gone silent. I'll check around tomorrow at about noon to get a damage report.

If they haven't kicked me out by then.