Would you rather be blind, deaf, or confined to a wheelchair?

Would you rather be blind, deaf, or confined to a wheelchair?
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Already deaf. Would hate to try blindness so... wheelchair?

Deaf has the most capacity for a functional life of the 3

I'd probably go with the wheelchair. I like music too much, and fuck going blind.

Yeah but not being able to listen to music? Fuck that. I choose wheelchair as long as my ding dong worked and have full control of my hands and head. If I were to go blind I'd kill myself.

already know ASL pretty well so....

I'll take wheelchair.

Dick works, but you can't willingly control it obv. Everything above the legs works in this scenario.

Wheelchair

wait we can willingly control our dicks?!!?????mine does whatever the fuck it wants and i hate it

blind so that my imagination would be based off of sound and touch. trippy dawg.

Wheelchair.

That way I can still play guitar and watch porn.

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Confined to a wheelchair like I can't feel my dick?

I'd rather die than lose dick sense or sight or hearing.

I love music too much to go for the easy one (deafness)

God I wish I wasn't so lazy and dumb so I could work on technology to repair people.

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>He can't take control of his dick

deaf. my body is my pride, life would be over for me if my legs wound not be able to carry me to anywhere i want.
i also love to be able to fight.

I'm already a cripple. Shit sucks. Knowing what I know now, I'd choose to be either undamaged or dead

Wheels, I'm getting tired of walking around.

Dick works, you can't feel it though
Post pic of your glorious body

Deaf.
Honestly the world is just full of shitty noises.

Confined to a wheelchair, so long as I still have a functioning penis.

Honestly I not being able to see or hear anything again would be too depressing, and I'm a pretty lazy person already, so being able to sit around everywhere I go and even have people push me places would be pretty sweet.

This. I hate listening to people and their bullshit.

deaf a trillion times over
>already remember tons of good songs to play in my head
>dont have to listen to dumbasses as the world gets more retarded
>can understand what most people are saying through hand gestures
>carry around a notepad if i need to be given any specific information
>can still read shit and watch movies with captions
>completely normal life for the most part

Kinda wish I was blind after watching that castration thread...

Wheelchair then. No question.

In the wheelchair does my dick work?

Wheelchair, but can i control other people's mind?

>tfw your dick rapes a girl but you didn't consent to it so they detach your dick and put it in jail

I rather Blind!

I could try Echolocation then!
But I canĀ“t imagine life without MUSIC!!! OMG NO!

And I could bring a doggie wherever

>porn
>video games
>music
Wheelchair, definitely.

Wheelchair. "cause then I could pimp it out and maybe get robot legs in the future

death is the only good option this life ever gives anyone

i might as well be confined to a wheel chair since i never fucking leave this chair

Wheelchair and play videogames all day long.

no porn, no music, no mastrubation, this is impossible

Blind.
I could still sing, play guitar, and workout.
Also, I wouldn't notice my wife getting old as much