Alright Sup Forums let's hear your best racist joke winner gets a prize

Alright Sup Forums let's hear your best racist joke winner gets a prize

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you get a Jewish girl's phone number? Just look at her arm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do Black people and tires have in common? They both sing when you put chains on them!

How do you stop little black boys from jumping on the bed?

Put Velcro on the ceiling.


How do you get them down?

Tell the Mexican neighbors there's a piñata party.

You should know that racist jokes are like Arabs and Niggers. They shouldn't exist.

if only we had more mosquito nets in africa. then we could save MILLIONS
...of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids

Why are Asians always smiling ?
They know what's inside the nems

Why do the jews have a big nose? Because air is free.

why do niggers go to college?
to get their masters degree

what name did the asian parents give to their son when he came out retarded?
sum ting wong

kek

what was the jewish girl trying to find in the oven?
her family history

Do you know where the word nigger came from? One day some guy was bein a nigger so they called him a nigger.

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What's the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you fit twenty Jews in a mini Cooper? Two in the front seats and 18 in the ash tray.

Why do niggers stink so bad? So blind people have a reason to hate them too.

Lmfaooooo

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

what do you call mexicans in america?
the ones who got away

IN China, Way Too Young is just a name

how and where can you fit 6 million jews?
An ashtray

there's a bar called pearl harbor where you go to get bombed (lol) a white American holds the door open for a Japanese guy and says "welcome to pearl harbor." the Japanese guy says in a thick accent "sank you" and the American knocks him out XD

So there's a monkey and a nigger in a tree.
What do you call the monkey?
...... Branch manager

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500

What's the KKK's favorite power tool? A chainsaw, cause it sounds like RRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

During the first Million Man March they only had about 400,000 people show up. The next year they had about 1,000,00. Where did they find the extra people?

In the trees.

Also, they made a movie about the Million Man March too. It's called A Pack Of Lips Now.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Why does Califirnia have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
California had first choice

What do you call half of the moon being populated with niggers?
A problem.
What do you call the entire moon being populated with niggers?
Problem solved.

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Too late bitch!!!

I was spray painting "All Niggers Must Burn" on my city's black church when a group of them walked by.

If black people could read that would have been real awkward.

i'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people

lmao got me, old as fuck joke but it's one of the few i remember

You told it wrong god damnit.
It's: What is it called when the moon is populated with half the world's Niggers? A problem.

What do you call it when the moon is populated with all the world's Niggers?
Problem solved.

Tell it right you dumb fuck

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Now go eat your chicken, you nigger.

Crime is for niggers*

You absolutely butchered that joke, but there's a great comedy sketch in there, somewhere.

So this white kid, black kid and asian kid are going to their first day of third grade, which one has the biggest dick?
The black kid, why? Cause he's fifteen.

Do this in person
>pour pepper on a napkin
>What's this?
>Million man march!
>fold napkin in half so all the pepper goes to the middle
>What's this?
>the line at KFC after!

Did you hear about the Kike with a boner who walked into a wall?
He broke his nose.

Why couldn't Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder read?
Because they're black.

How do you kill a thousand flies at once?
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do niggers and a broken gun have in common?
Won't work and you can't fire it.

A nigger and a spic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?
The nigger cause he had to stop halfway down and spraypaint "MUTHAFUCKA" on the wall.

What's the difference between a nigger and a dog turd?
After a while the dog turd turns white and stops stinking.

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Holy shit where'd you get that thing? The parrot says "Africa. They're fuckin everywhere over there!"

>A nigger and a spic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?
>The nigger cause he had to stop halfway down and spraypaint "MUTHAFUCKA" on the wall.
I don't understand this one

Don't think too hard, it's not that good a joke.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

OOPS!
>A nigger and a spic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?
>The SPIC cause the nigger had to stop halfway down and spraypaint "MUTHAFUCKA" on the wall.

But if he stops half way down doesn't the nigger beat him to the ground?

I'm pretty high, sorry. Posted the correct correction here

What do you call a barn full of niggers?
>Antique Farming Equipment

What do you get when you cross a nigger & a gay Eskimo?
>A snowblower that doesn't work

What are niggers white on the palms & bottoms of the feet?
>Cuz when god painted them they were in frisk position

>pic related

I saw a nigger riding a bike the other day. I thought "Holy shit I think that's mine!" Then I remembered "No, mine's at home shining my shoes."

This

Q: What happens if a Jew walks in to a wall with a boner?

>A: He breaks his nose.

>What are niggers white on
>>*Why are.....

there are three families living in an apartment building. a black family on the ground floor, a mexican family in the second floor, and a white family on the top floor. One tuseday at around noon, an earthquake collapses the building. which family survives?

>The white family. The kids were at school and the parents were at work.

What are Mexicans proof of?
That Indians had sex with buffalo

What did the black kid get on his English test? Barbecue sauce.

How do you escape a Jewish cop?
You hit the gas.

you fucked that one up on purpose, didn't you?

just by responding I'm losing, aren't I?

fuck.

What's the difference between a jew and a black jew?

You make a black jew sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.

BLOODY 'ILARIOUS

I just had this idea rn
>whats the difference between a black and poop?
the poop contributes to agriculture by Fertilizing the soil, somethig blacks stopped doing a while ago

Why do niggers drive big Cadillacs?
You can fit a watermelon in the glovebox.

How does a nigress tell if she's pregnant?
Sticks a tampon in her pussy and pulls it back out. If the cotton is gone she's pregnant.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything.

An African nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick!"

Why are there no niggers on the Flintstones?
They were still monkeys.

Why are gorillas always frowning?
They know in a thousand years they'll be niggers.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

How do you think this man will die Sup Forums?

THANK YOU

how do you hit a feminist?
Uppercunt
A feminist asked me how i viewed lesbians, i said in HD.
So i said hi to a feminist walking by the other day, court order is next week.

Some math for you :

13 Mexicans can fit in one car

a truck is as big as three cars

a bus is as big as 3 trucks

an RV is as big as 2 buses

An RV dull of Mexicans is driving down the road. It crashes and a third of them die. How many are left in the RV.

he wont. Nigger.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

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What is purple, green, black, brown, orange, blue, yellow and white, and hanging in my backyard?


It's my nigger and I'll paint it whatever color I want.

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Would be better if you used jews and then the answer could be a solution

One third since the rest run out like roaches?

White guy walks into a bar wearing a shirt that says I HATE NIGGERS. Black guy walks up and says "what's that shirt say?" White guy says "just like a nigger can't read." Black guy says "what'd you say?" White guy says "just like a Nigger can't hear." Black guy says "how about we step outside." They go out, few minutes later only the white guy comes in and sits down, says "just like a nigger bringing a knife to a gunfight."

kek

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courtesy of super dave.
start at 59:25
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Alone, like everyone else

How bout them arabs? I read someone post something about terrorist wife young enough pedo rapey joke made me piss my pants but forgot it

What do you call a Muslim Maid?
Minesweeper