I'll start

I'll start

>live in suburbs of Chicago
>fairly quiet and modest life
>nothing to complain about
>except bugs
>hate bugs
>fuck bugs
>not bees
>bugs
>once a month, when parents aren't home, I turn on all the lights in the house once it turns dark
> take off the screens off the window, and wait
>I wait for hours, sometimes one hour if there has been lots of rain the nights before, sometimes up to 4 if there's not many bugs
>once there is enough, I go on a rampage using pic related
> paint it black is blasting
> granpappywouldbeproud.png
> I shoot these motherfucking bugs everywhere in my house
> little bloodstains everywhere, like as if I was stabbing someone with a needle and dragging him all over the house
> exoskeletal obliteration
Pic related is the best 50$ I have ever spent.

I shot a fly with one of those pieces of shit 4 times and it didn't even phase the fucker.

I own one, direct hit on a house fly and didn't do shit. Maybe I need the new and improved?

bug thread?

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>be me
>Hanging with gf in her mom's shitty house
>Buy her brother one of these for Christmas
>Becomes house hold items
>Hunt blow fly for about an hour
>Took four shots to take that beast down
>Pic related

dat polen though.... holllly sheeet

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Anyone tried shooting these in your mouth?

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I shot it at my foot. It hurt for like a second.

I think I'm down to drawn ones from there (of the good ones anyway)

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Shoot it in your mouth and tell us what it's like.

Bless you /d/

any time

I shot it at the roof of my mouth suicide style and it really fucked it up like I ate some overcooked garlic bread or captain crunch x10.

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Post some actual bug porn. None of that normie ANThro shit.

sounds like what you really need is better taste

Proof for what it's worth. My mouth doesn't look too bad.

What suburb?

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