So, Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon. No...

So, Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon. No, this is not an incest fantasy bread.

Anyway, She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her AirPods™ in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the MacBook™ shut. So I took her MacBook™ away from her and grounded her for a month.

About twenty minutes later, my fat wife told me that she ungrounded her then told me give the MacBook™ back. She was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter the fucking MacBook™.

Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. I will sleep on the couch in the living room tonight. My wife completely punked me out in front of my own child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.

I can't understand it Sup Forums. I try to protect my daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?

RIP Mitch

Why do people recycle these threads?

buy her an electronic toothbrush. tell her penetration is for her wedding night

post daughter

user, I'll be plain here. How old were you when you started jacking off?
I was prepubescent.
Most kids that she or younger masturbate.
If you're open and honest about sexuality now, you'll actually be in for less headaches later because of "the talk."
Handle this properly and it won't backfire too much on you.

I feel like this thread is brought to us by Apple.

This

Stop being a faggot
Girls like cocks
At twelve she is hitting puberty

1.divorce wife
2.get custody
3. never try to get advice from these degenerates try Sup Forums instead

ATTENTION Sup Forums USERS
This is bait
I saw this SAME user POST THE SAME STORY a few weeks ago

peace

OP what do you do for work...?

You're not in branding or marketing by any chance are you?

OP 12 year olds are not as dumb as you think. you may have been retarded when you were 12 but times have changed. i've seen ten year olds selling hash and cocaine in my area. you don't understand people at all do you?

Bitches like to rub one out too.

>740417479
WTF IS A Sup Forums

You get out! You get ouuuuuut!

honest to god. this place is still a mystery to me after six years.

that's how women masturbate OP, get used to it

TM

>brought to you by carls jr

>Why do you keep saying that?

>12 year olds that want vibrators

Call me...

Op just want to discuss about something, and it's still better than posting traps or logs

Cause they pay me every time I do, it's a really good way to make money... if you're so smart why didn't you know that?

Sorry, yes! TM!

I got 1 question.

Why talking about Apple product by writing them " AirPod™ " and " MacBook™ ".
Are you under seal so you have to talk good about those product ?
Or just you just wanted to point the fact that you've got shitty expensive things ?
I don't understand.

I've seen this before so many times

Lurk moar you faggots, this thread has been posted 4 times in past week you dumb ass faggots

This is a great thread.

>fat wife
It is self explanatory, OP. Come on.

Your wife probably told her to pick out a vibrator. It's no different from a dad giving pornography to his son.

Face it, your daughter's growing up.

Women can ring the devil's doorbell without a vibrator.

>try Sup Forums instead
>says the faggot too dumb to spot copy pasta
Newfags always trying to recruit newfags

this
kill your wife

> is on Sup Forums
> asking Sup Forums for help
> is worried someone else is becoming a degenerate

imho, i'd be worried if she was on Sup Forums, mate.

>man gets custody in divorce court
Will never happen

Put your foot down, you're the man of the house and you have a say in it. What's the worse they're gonna do?