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What a shitty thread. (edition)

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like this one better

if you don't like our general you don't have to go there
simple as that

Fuck that other one.

Is that what you tell the blacks?

I might work on something that converts regular stories to greentext. I almost always write my stories out in a regular paragraph before stripping the first pronoun and everything attached to it and maybe re-conjugating the first verb.

bit autistic

Funny, I write things in greentext then convert them to normal English

bit more autistic

I don't think I have control of explanation as well when writing directly as a greentext. Some parts end up more specific than they should be and others miss the bit. I think paragraphs are easier to control.

>/cum/

Heh, more like /trash/

>card sleeves that aren't KMC

Cause sunbeams are not made like me

People are strange
When you're a stranger
Faces look ugly
When you're alone
Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted
Streets are uneven
When you're down

This is the ideal women in South America, thoughts?

Cease to consume asian media

Kind of gross

Faster than the negroe

>have to be at work in 4 hours
>probably gonna call out if I don't fall asleep in the next hour

honestly think I'm gonna get fired soon
eternal suffering

Muscular blonde Asians? With the bunda?

Wish I had a cute Polish gf.

*runs further than you*
hmm yess

Nice try Sinaloa cartels

That's my wife you're talking to
Stop being rude

Wish I had an average nerd gf who's very insecure and clingy.

>tfw no 2B gf

Can't get a gf if you stay inside all day, user

wish a had a new meme to laugh at

how much would you guys have to be paid to devour 1 tbsp of your feces?

Can't get rejected either.

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Most people are going to say something like $10,000,000 but in reality they wouldn't turn down $100,000 to eat a teaspoon of their own shit

It's after 1:00am here and fucking birds are singing.

Does anyone else find that creepy?

Go to fucking sleep birds. It's the middle of the night.

>teaspoon
Meant tablespoon
Better to get rejected 20 times and accepted once than to never try

met a qt hapa girl today at the ramen shop
she was nice shy and smiled at me a lot

maybe a couple thousand

Pickle posting is the latest craze.

It's funny when you least expect it.

Did you get her number?

Would /cum/ this pic related?

male reproductive fluids laugh out loud

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Yeah

related makes sense myself

do women seriously use this as an alternative to a dildo

Her retarded facial expressions and stupid dance moves are fedora-tier

That's a cucumber, not a pickle
Can't you do anything right?

no
but I know where she works

yes

actually those are lebanese cucumbers

So they're cucumbers.

you dont!

Eating a pickle at this very moment, buds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'RE A PICKLE

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT Sup Forums

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What if I told you that was a man in Thailand?

Then I would say no because I'm not a homosexual

I'd say you're full of shit
otherwise a convincing trap, would not fuck if it had a dick though

this is me

It actually is a man though, the real question is why are asian men so feminine?

Could literally HEEM every single one of you
Pic related, me
They have soft and round features

cro magnon strength

An independent country?

*HEEMs you*

I like women

Women are cumrags

Drunk in public buds

*HEEMs you*
What are you gonna do now, Cascadian sissy?
Same. Especially Quebecois women with cute Quebecois accents

priorities in order

This lad just ran a stop sign

>tfw no pretend Native gf

why would anyone NOT watch baseball

You cannot hurt me slavo-chicano bastard
I challenge you to a a battle of wits, the thinking man's game you might say.

>pretend
That's a Mestiza, though

same
I am going to have a French gf and nothing can be done to stop me
not even your HEEMS

im a braves fan

*knocks over the table and HEEMs you*
*kicks you in the head*
*takes your woman while you're down as well as all of your fresh meat and berries*
*goes back to my hut*

>they're homosexuals
>they're bastard children
>they are communists
>they hate America

I can go on

French girls are hot but that looks like a tranny

Sometimes I accidentally call my friends buds in real life, buds

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mădălina_Diana_Ghenea

Try again

it could be worse, you could be a mariners fan

*whispers in your ear*
gays not welcome

I have never had this problem

i wonder why

i just want tomboy tranny gf

Very interesting

Is it 'cause you don't speak English to them? Or do you not have any friends?

You are already in the tranny part of the world, why tell North America about it?

both wrong

Then why

post music buds

youtube.com/watch?v=ZeqPmPKcHXA

>sharts

Well i said i dont know dude

The "i wonder why" wasn't cheeky, i literally dont know why

I call other people bud but not my friends

Ah
I've had the same thing happen with other words
I started saying dude and bro ironically and they became part of my vocabulary

youtube.com/watch?v=ikutCJd13cM

>having friends

>existing

Having friends is nice

[citation needed]

Humans are naturally social and not talking to people gives ya brain rot