Waifu thread. Boopslut edition

Waifu thread. Boopslut edition.

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:^)

BOI

still here

Ahh Yuuki ZR

GIT MAD

You Know
It's true, hell i've even lurked for a few days too and you still weren't around!

Juvia
Pfft you're tellin me, it's boring as fuck out there. But the fair was pretty fun, i got to ride a ride called the "slingshot", god damn that was fucking intense.
Well considering how much you want to get that stuff but refrain from doing it shows you care.
> It was pretty dirty~ Well not exactly but you were involved~
Aww but why not?

>
:^)

You never replied to me silly.

It's great

I didn't know it was you!

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Should I buy Orca in Elite?

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I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME, FAGGOT

Bullshit! You still have me on discord homo

Indeed

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Sports ZR?

But Im not the faggot thats fucking another dude

Still here and
What is it?

Hmph ignoring me like that, i see how it is...~ ;p
Anyway how are ya?

No it's you who is bullshit! Yeah, but you never messaged me, i thought you just didnt want to talk to me anymore...~ ;p

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Is it really ZR if it's short... gym panty thing?
>No belly button
O

You're taking it up the ass like a faggot, I'm the man here

NIGGA YOU'RE ALWAYS OFFLINE

Dubs checked

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Also why bully yuno?
>dubs
Yeah i know. I've never even been there and i know, the only thing they have is college basketball, and even that's not great. Eh I'm not all that into rides and stuff.
Like i said it's all to try and make up for my disappointing school career. But yes, for personal reasons i care a lot about my mother.
>i bet it was. Honestly i can probably guess what it was~
Cause only one word requests. And nothing too lewd. Yet...

A space whale.
youtube.com/watch?v=t8FgYSFi-DM

I'm good! I graduate tomorrow!

Sure? Why not?

Does it have complimentary crispspspspspspspspss?

>ZR
>Belly Button
>>>>>SD
Ohh there we go, das it!

You dont
Have the
S
T
O
N
E
S

I don't know..

A MASTAHPIECE

still best

but who do i claim ; - ;

Keep up that barking, keep on pushing, SEE WHERE IT GETS YOU WITH ME

AHHH CUTE LITTLE ARMPITS

Please don't

Pfft excuses excuses...~
Yeah sorry, i get lazy and been forgetting to switch online recently.

> dubs
Like you're one to talk, you were bullying him for a good while after i whooped his ass in DS3.
Yeah all it is out there is corn, soybeans, more corn, and bars. This fucking thing shoots you up like 290 feet in the air in like 3 seconds.
At least you're trying, which is more than a lot of people can say about themselves. That's good to hear.
> Hehe oh i'm sure you know~
Fair enough...Panties! Oh, yet?

Ayyy that's awsome! Congrats Yuuki!

No Yuuki is too cute

That's makes or break

Oh Ill keep barking because you aint
S H I T
H
I
T

Thanks! What have you been up to?

Yuuki's armpits are not for your sexual pleasure

Hmph

Swear to Bob, when I get to aussie, ima come off the ground and Ima hit you so hard

>Bits of food from eating sloppy
AHHH TOO CUTE

Damn Soviets always trying to oppose the ottomans, what did we ever do to you?
Shut up yuno
I know, isn't it bad enough he sucks? Now you have to bully him for being a boopslut?~
Yeah pretty much, just crops.
Yeah i know what ride you're talking about, i actually have a fear of hights so not for me.
That's true i guess
>I'm almost positive i do~
Panties
>

Good morning

Ow I don't know... enslave thousands of civilians for many years?

Ok that was bad but that's the old ottoman empire. This is the neo ottoman empire. There's a difference you know

Pretty much the same ol same ol, also been playing l4d2 with Juvia a lot lately.

Pouty cutie~

Hey i'm doing it out of love~
Still it was a fun trip overall.
I'm not too fond of heights myself, but damn it was fun. If it wasn't $30 per ride i'd have gone multiple times.
> Hehe well it was your fault you know~
Ahh a hint of cute blue panties~ Hmm Swimsuit!

Morning

And what is the difference comrade? Ow, and what game are you talking about?

Good morning comrade!

I've been playing...you guess it...rocket league haha
>1-1 tonight, went up to Gold 1 Tier 3

Ahh good old salty league~
> Ayy nice, good job!
> Those cute purple pajamas

They're cute!

Anyway, I gotta get up for graduation tomorrow, so I'll talk to you later!

Hehe i know
Well i mean any trip to see a friend is fun no matter where they live
$30 a ride? Damn they must make some good money off that.
>oh? And how's that?
Swimsuit
>
Well this time we're not enslaving anyone, just taking their land and making them apart of the empire. Oh I'm talking about hearts of iron 4. You play?

DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS BOI?

Grrrrrr

Good night!

Holy shit the newest episode of Jigoku Shoujo was dark.

I don't know... Your favourite character? ..Another poster?

Ehh... ehh....

>ITT: Yuno and Rory being autistic

Come haul biowaste in Elite.

It's important for any flight

Alright goodnight Yuuki, sleep well!

True, though thankfully he lives in Arizona now so it's much easier to see him.
Fuck i know, plus its another $20 if you want a copy of the video of you riding it.
> Oh you know exactly what you did~
Cute~ Now how about... Blush!

Poke poke~

HMPH!

Well you can certainly try you little boopslut

Just you wait aussieboy

But wouldn't that'd be out of my pocket to the passengers?

>image

Shut up you won't do shit! Not with that weak game
Oh yeah you mentioned him to me before.
Excuse me? Ok I'm done
>i sort of don't but ok...~
Oh man, my specialty
Blush
>
Butt~

best sleep

i think i might follow suit

i'll think about it

Do you even Dark Souls 1 though

It's expected of you though

Of course, hoi are the only games I play from paradox (eu4 is just too expensive for me).

-_- I don't even have that game

This is worse of a cancer than ERP.

Yes!

Yeah, but that doesn't help if I should or shouldn't get that ship..

But hauling biowaste is pretty comfy..

Come over here and try saying that to my face boy

Do you Dark Souls 1
Do you Dark Souls 2
Do you Dark Souls 3
Do you DEMON'S SOULS
Do you BLOODBORNE
DO YOU KING'S FIELD????

Hey i know what will cheer you up~
> Boop~

Yup hes the one, known him since i was like 8.
....i did buy it though...
> Oh ill be happy to fully explain it to you later~
Indeed, so many cute blushes~ Bath~
Hehe why dont you ask for a few~

Why are you listing games, I heard Yuuki beat you in a race :^)

You and Rory are boopsluts and faggots,
Your diseased ass will get put six feet under in a pinebox

Yes! I thought nobody in thread played. I want to get eu4 but it seems so much more complicated... and expensive...
Anyway which country do you like to play usually?
>dubs
Ok. We'll even meet at your favorite shop. Weak shit r us.
Long friendships are always the best. Especially childhood friends.
Potentially $50 each person? I should do that then.
>i bet you will... perv
Bath
>
Ok if you insist
Panties

Well... I just checked and guess what? I can't even run it on minimum

Either USSR (for patriotic reasons) or Italy. But I play others as well to try and get achievements, but those 2 are just my favorites.
And you're not alone, there are a handful of people here who play hoi

They are. it's kinda funny though, he was actually my brother best friend growing up, but over the last several years we became a lot closer friends.
Pretty much, unless you ride with a friend you can split the $20 for the video.
> Oh? You dont want to hear about it~?
Cute. bath. again~
Coming right up

I sometimes play the soviets but never italy.
It's not that they're not fun but i like to play as smaller countries like right now I'm playing as turkey. I also like poland and hungary. I love playing as Hungary. Also your from Russia i assume?
Really? I have yet to meet them.

>

Faggot, You didn't even play Demon's Souls
Get outta my face

Lot of talking from water boy

Oh i see what you're saying. And you never told me you had a brother. Or if you did it was a while ago.
Still that's 50 per ride basically
>oh i do~
Ok let me see here~
>
Cute panties. More panties
Excuse me? How am i water boy?
Weak ass pussy

buy the game and pirate the dlc there's links in /vg/

I like going ahistorical, and Italy's 'Italy first' focus allows me to screw around a lot and is a nice challenge. I've been wanting to get DoD to play Hungary and Romania as well but I'm on vacation in Russia right now and can't purchase it, luckily I'll be back home in a few days.

Nah there are plenty who play, but some of them only appear on discord.

You say "weak ass' as much as Trump saying "I'll sue you"
Both has no meaning

Ooh i like it when you stare at me~

Actually i don't think i have told you that. Yeah, just one older brother.
Pretty much, it is definitely worth it the the first time just to experience it, but not so much for more rides.
> Hehe i thought so~
Good good~ More boobs~
Panties it is~
>

Gay

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>dub dubs
I like going ahistorical too as hungary and reforming the Austria-hungary empire. You should, it's a lot if fun. Like i said Hungary, poland, and turkey for me. Though poland can be a bit of a challenge depending on what germany does.
Oh well I'm not in the discord so that explains it.
Well that's where you're wrong because you actually are weak.
Well i can't say I'm jealous being an only child and all but i wouldn't mind having a brother.
Right of course.
>s-stupid
Boobs
>
Hehe cute pink panties
More Panties

youtube.com/watch?v=6CawMdtBiY4

Aww cmon cutie i was just teasing~
Oh yeah i wanted to ask, how was the Destiny 2 beta?

You ain't shit to me

If I didn't love you so much, I'd slap you
Beta was alright, only thing added is a third ability and SMGs

I get that, though growing up together wasn't really the greatest as we didnt get along very well, but now that we're adults it's pretty nice to have a brother.
> Hmm hey what did i say~?
If only that bra would drop just a little more~ How about some butt.
Here's a rather lewd pantyshot~
>

Phew, dodged a bullet there~
I see, thats cool. Hopfully there will be more when it comes out.

Now I play the waiting game

Poland is doable, but getting the bearer of artillery ..... yeah that is difficult.
I'm afraid I can't invite you since I'm not a mod in any of the servers, but if you want you could add me:phinal#6673

Just a little over a month to go. You preordered it right?

Waluigi is greatest waifu you fucking cuckolded idiots.

No.. I need to but IRL things get in my way

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Ah i see, that's understandable. i still need to finish Destiny 1.

cute.

Nou

Ohhhh it's kickin off now boys
Well you're a boopslut to me
Yeah I'd imagine but at least you guys get along now. Being an only child as a kid was great though. Now it's alright. Not as great but not bad. Also another reason i try to not be such a disappointment to my mom.
>y-you're being stupid
Hehe sorry~
Butt!
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>wew
That is rather lewd~
Yeah, plus you know, germany likes danzig. France can be fun sometimes too depending
It's ok i don't have a discord anyway.

Yes you do, The grind never ends

i dont watch anime but want to crossplay. any suggestions on what NOT to consider? wearing girls clothes is going to be hard enough, i dont want to accidentally choose a character that might get me in a fight or something.

Just pick a character like Bridget, Felix Argyle, Shimakaze, or Rider of Black. Or any trap character. Shimakaze isn't a trap but there's lots of crossplayers that dress as her.

Neat uniform

You can make the German AI completely harmless by just giving them Danzig. I completely ignore Germany until I want to start a war against them

Fraid not, it's you.

Yeah, though i really should talk to him more. Right i can see why. Yeah i remember you saying that before.
> Oh am i~?
Well how about...you make the bra disappear all together~ Weeeeew now we're talkin~ Some boobs please~
Well i'm down for going lewder if you are~
More panties!
>

Hehe DS3 kinda stole my attention from it.

chums not even going for best ghost