Say something nice about Nu Zeelan

Say something nice about Nu Zeelan

no

make me

They have the cutest English dialects

shut the fuck up you yank piece of shitq

Awful Non Country that's desperate for attention.

I wanna rape them.

Come here you :3

They are not australians

They are discount aussies

New Zealand is the Canada of Australia. Sort of.

Kiwis probably don't fuck sheep.

Lidl tier Aussie

reminder NOT to drink drive this ANZAC day

>the warriors
>losing tonight
pick two

Seems livable by southern hemisphere standards

>watching NRL
I bet you worship this fat fuck as well

based walkie

I miss the old WalkBro, straight from the soul WalkBro
Exposing (You) Walkbro, sexy and cool WalkBro
I hate the new WalkBro, the frank and rude WalkBro
The always nude WalkBro, the rich in truth WalkBro
I miss the sweet WalkBro, the Wall Street WalkBro
I gotta say, sometimes I like to mistreat WalkBro
See I repent to WalkBro, not just any WalkBro's
And now I look and look around and there's so many WalkBro's
I used to love WalkBro, I used to love WalkBro
I even posted truth bombs, I thought I was WalkBro
What if WalkBro made a thread, about WalkBro?
Called "I miss the old WalkBro", man that would be so WalkBro
That's all it was WalkBro, we still love WalkBro
And I love you like WalkBro loves WalkBro

Thank you :)

I love NZ. They are like family to Australians.
We banter each other but deep down there is a love and respect for one another.

Atleast they are not Straya!!!

Every Kiwi I've met has been cuddleworthy.

wouldnt want to be in a first world country

something nice about Nu Zeelan

Thanks for helping film those shitty LOTR films.

As a Hobbit I am offended

nature there seems amazing

also thanks for path of exile

very annoying accents

They are pretty nice chaps.

my girlfriend is from nz and she is nice

My boyfriend is from in zid.

Bay of Islands was pretty good.

Also waiheke, not sure how to spell. It was near Auckland.

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I like old zealand better to be honest

just had an Irishman say something nice about NZ to me
I knew I shouldn't have agreed with him

I love all you guys, except for Argentinians and Roaches.

I like Path of Exile.

* blocks your path *

whoops

We love you too Portugal

Unlike Austr*lians. Please leave this thread immediately

well fuck you new zealand ur never ever coming to my country u whinging dickless cunt

Nice poodiction lad

neu zelaan > ostrliya

Every single New Zealander I've met online wasn't actually New Zealandish, but an immigrant with a worker's visa.
wtf is up with that Nu Zeelan?

Lots of tourists work to support themselves while living here
Lots in skifields in winter and farms in summer

FUCKING IMMIGRANTS
WERE FULL!!
FUCKING BILL ENGLISH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>NZ
>liveable

pick one and one only

t. faggot

>LOTR
>Shitty
Finally a foreigner that gets it

Also someone who gets it

Remove yourself kebab, nobody likes you

Fuck off

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wtf i hate nu zellan now

i'll take a huge shit on your granddads grave tomorrow

By southern hemisphere standards it'd seem so, it isn't a billion degrees all year round, there's non-poisonous flora and fauna and I don't remember ever hearing about large scale unrest and people being killed by the hundreds in Nu Zilund

All your smart country men are in Australia or London.

You have to go back

based fucking walkGOD AKA sean

KANE
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good batsman ngl tbqh

They are enlightened

>a literal eunuch is the greatest nz batsman of all time

>steyn is feist af as always

noice. didn't they (nz) have the first openly gay cricketer?

I love NZ

Pretty sure that was some limited overs wicketkeeper from England

they are exactly as far from equator as Spain !
also it looks like tropical version of europe or something...

>part maori
nty

>tropical
Hmm