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Why do Aussies and Kiwis celebrate getting rekt?

>Ottoman victory

commemoration =/= celebration

t. mohammed al bin polandi

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>Anzac day
>A day to celebrate being Australian
>on a day ANZAC got brutally raped by Turks like some Yugoslavs
>the """""stars""""" on AUS flag are actually Ottoman cum spots
JUST CAN'T

ATATURK'D

Fuck off man good people died.

You're mistaken mate, only Australians and Irish

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>Australians celebrate a crushing and humiliating defeat as their national day
>Australians have a "Sorry day"
>NOTALLAUSTRALIANS
>Australians got nuked by FUCKING Britbongs of all people (this is not a joke)
>Australian army lost a war against birds
Why the fuck are we laughing at the French again?

Poland has the most depressing and pointless history of any country in the world lad, you've been occupied and genocided by everyone in Europe

>mommy has a bellypouch

Polish forces surrendering at the first sight of German troops - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BTFO, FAGGOT!

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And yet we're still here where it matters, while you occupy a fucking desert

What good's your HDI for if you have nothing there but goonbags and petrol, it's like our communism when everyone had money but there was nothing of value to buy for it

>mfw the only thing to do in Australia is to visit New Zealand

sorry lad I forgot every single one of the cultural differences between Australians and Kiwis

Bro, you need to bang an Irish chick, make lots of mixed babies, and end that retarded, centuries old animosity between your peoples.
In case you didn't release, the world has MOVED on and there is a group of "people" that threatens EVERY fucking race/nationality in the Western Hemisphere.

DEAL WITH IT, CUNT!

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

we say fush n chups and they say feesh n cheeps

protip: it's just called a goon, saying goonbag just makes you sound like a virgin

I missed you pingpole :3

stellar advice mate, thanks

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no worries m8 here to help

>literal orwellian nanny state celebrating losing

>Australians shitpost on Sup Forums because it's the only page that loads before captcha timeouts
>ANZAC day STILL connected to Gallipoli, I shit you not

>Dead Australian bydlo

>gallipoli
>gilipolla

made me think

>be polish
>most of your greatest achievements have been because of kikes in one way or another because slavs are too dumb to ever achieve anything

weak

>3 million ethnic Poles died in the Holocaust

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>the pinnacle of retaliation straight from the Australian Ministry of Damage Control
Rather howling, mate. Youse mateys with them leaves now, innit? Cause it shows.

TURK'D

australians don't say rather, matey or innit

I pretty much imagine every Polish poster as that virgin who blogged while at his school prom 2 years back

this one?

>I get a public holiday
>meanwhile Poles clean toilets all day for a hard-earned 10 euro

almost forgot about this

yeah that's the one ahahah

how do you know so much about australia?
literally the only thing I could tell you about Poland is that its poor

ROACH'D

dumbass, that pasta was written by an aussie

JUST

Because I became interested in Straya.
Most people don't know anything about Australia here other than it's a desert in bumfuck nowhere of the world with native speakers of English that can't speak English.

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>Be Lehistan
>Defend your european brothers from Ottomans because a fat fuck from Italy said so
>Get invaded 2 times by the people you protected, have your woman first GERMAN'D than SLAV'D
>Non of your former enemies nor your new allies have any respect for you
>Get used as buffer zone for your first and second rapist

I would posted goldenface.jpg but this is just tragic.
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I know. This time, however, we'll just build fences, as your brethren ruin their treacherous asses. Insh'Allah.

RESPECT THE TROOPS

NO ONE POOPS
NEAR MY TROOPS

We only shit on designated shitting beaches

But do you draw scotch from the crotch or is it Pingstralians only?

I thought Invasion Day was the day to celebrate being Australian.

Why are people so actively shitting on Australians today?

Because they're fucking Australians LMAO
Laugh with us you nerd

B A S E D

ANGLO
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Our god and savior, oh if only he could come back.

>be strayan
>become a son of turkey

That movie made me sad in high school. Mel didn't get the message to the front lines in time and his best friend dies...

oi cunt!
the OP isn't even Polish, he's a Turk

>Poland's crowning achievement is a counter strike team

you cant make this shit up

>evacuate your way out of a combat zone
>trick t*rks into thinking your still there

based

>otto"men" "empire" btfo after war
>coups every 10 years
>sucking euro and nato cock
>pilots btfo by ISIS
>army btfo by goat herders

who really won?

I feel bad for him.

He became a meme.

>the most visited tourist attraction in poland is auschwitz

Now that's accurate.

>This kills the Ausfag

OH MOTHERS WIPE YOUR TEARS
YOUR SONS WILL REST A MILLION YEARS

australia sucks

You fuckers fuckin fuck the fuck up
They were fuckin heroes

We must never forget the British and the French who died there... oh and the Australians I suppose too.

>be Australian soldier
>become fertilizer for Turkish land

>Missing or POW
>There's probably a cockroach posting on this board right now whose great great granddad Nigel bravely turned and fled

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Moderator please remove this thread it is offensive to me

Hey, cut it out you bullies, it's not funny.

Fun fact, the British wanted to land at Alexandretta instead of Gallipoli because it would be met with much less resistance and it would effectively cleave the Ottoman Empire in two. The French protested because they thought it was a British ploy to claim land by in Syria and Lebanon that the French considered rightfully theirs under the terms of the Sykes-Picot treaty. If British troops already occupied the territory promised to France, they were afraid that the British would declare it theirs by de facto. After the war, when Ottoman generals learned of the alternative plan, they conceded that a landing at Alexandretta would have been successful and devastating for the Ottoman Empire.

Basically, your compatriots died on that ill-fated landing because the French were insecure and wanted to secure their post-Ottoman possessions.

It's quite funny tho.

Stop shitposting and finish making my Falafel, you cockroach

+1

PRAISE MKA, SON OF THE ETERNAL BLUE SKY, ANGLOSLAYER, GREEK DEVOURER, a humble friend of Anzac cunts

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Moseley
>be the one of the brightest scientist in anglostan
>WWI happens
>"Imma remove le kebab, D-deus Vult!!!
>get sniped by an eagle-eyed hardy Anatolian lad and dunk into a typhus shithole

KEK MY TEACHER KEK

>millions of your people are massacred throughout history
>the only notable landmark is Auschwitz, a memorial for Jews

cleanest toilets in europe though

because it was an important part in the creation of our national identities. Everyone considered themselves British back then and Gallipoli was a fairly major part in changing that.

Gallipoli and Australia's convict history are probably two of the biggest influences on our culture.

because we blew the fuck out of the Japs, Ind*nesians and Vietnamese (compared to the Americans)

You're only upset because I'm living a better life in Australia, my long lost second cousin. You probably make these threads while thinking of me.

>the """""stars""""" on AUS flag are actually Ottoman cum spots

>>pilots btfo by ISIS

this pilot from jordan army

Ye ;_;

>1st September 1939