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おつ

綺麗な写真だね
仏くん乙〜

ahhh I really wanna buy a new ebook but there are another 8 ebooks I didnt finish read

こっちが本スレ?
Because I reacknowleded my own unreliableness, I felt wretched again.
「再び」と「また」がねー
単語の選択だな
realize againにするかrecognize againするか
結局、re-が使えるので上にして、
不甲斐なさはuselessnessするかどうかとか
更に単文にしたければforとかbecause ofで分子構文にするとか
そういうことが問題

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

peru? what's wrong with you peru? i thought i told you to take a break for a month and NOT read kindle peru.

peru post your kindle peru

...

WORRIED

>THE COMING CHINA WARS
Should I be worried, Peru?

youtube.com/watch?v=E675zcHyFSs

what's the book with chink characters peru?

You are looking forward to it huh senpai

>Because I reacknowleded my own unreliableness
becauseはどうかな
不甲斐なさよりその認識が原因だと強調しすぎると思う
>Reacknowledging my own unreliableness, I felt wretched again
こうならいいかも

おはよう!

仕事で今日の課題はバカに説明するといんだ

死にたい

詳しく

詳しいことがないよ

昨日、ボタンを除いてバカを教えたのに全然覚えなかった

こんにちは
今日からは二泊三日の出張なんでしばらく日中は来られなくなります

写真が撮れたらいいなとは思いましたけど天気予報見てみたら三日もずっと雨だそうですよ

皆さんもお大事にね
ではまた~

オレの英語も、きっとこんな感じだ

いい写真が撮れたら載せてくだされ

Are you really going to Seoul?
I honestly hope that you'll be happy there.
Good luck!

英語教室の時間
次の文を英語に
一見してどれも無茶苦茶な教えだけれど、その教えのどれもが経験に基づく貴重な教えなんだ

あ、一つ言葉は忘れた
バカは同僚んだ

そして除いたボタンのことは会社のウェッブサイトにあった

僕の英語は経験に基づくものではありません

They all look nonsense at a glance but in fact each of them is a valuable lesson backed by actual experience.

leave peruuuuuuuuu allllllllllllllloooooooooooooOOOOOOOONnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

満点
パチパチパチ

いやぁ、てれるなぁ
そんなに褒めてもらえるなんて

これを見て自分の日本語読解能力が恥ずかしくなった

Are any of the japs actual hikkis here?

話し続けたいんだけどもう時間がないから仕事に行ってくる

ええ~寂しい~(´・ω・`)

パチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチパチ

英語の問題だったのになんで?

「(´・ω・`) 」って奴は誰か?

I feel so inspired by the shit-posts in this thread. I've realized that I've become a goddess. You can't stop me you fucking' slant eyed shits.

しょぼんたん

英語勉強中

youtube.com/watch?v=eX7FUifjvy0

君が英語を教えてる時に生徒たちがいろんな英語を書くけど間違いがあってもその英語はどれも価値があるって読み間違えた
これは前スレの僕の英語について言ったつもりだった

meme in 2ch

>goddess
yeah, we even have a goddess for toilet.
トイレの神様/植村花菜 youtu.be/Z2VoEN1iooE

I'm going to nuke you with my heart.

嬉しいみたいと思います

眉を見て
(´・ω・`)←しょぼん
(`・ω・´)←しゃきーん

いってらっしゃーい( ´ ▽ ` )ノまたね

Are rural towns in Japan good places to visit? I want to see what a small town in Japan is like.

>rural towns in Japan good places to visit
go to rural town in Hokkaido

あ、なるほど

nuke my ass

I'm sure we can handle your mega heart.

冴えカノと俺ガイル両方とも次巻で完結かあ
うれしいようなさびしいような
俺妹やはがないのような失敗はやめてくれよ

Is that where you live?
I was thinking of one in the Kanto region though, because it'll be closer to the other cities I want to visit.

You can feel my love exploding? I want to feel you disintegrate against me...

そういえば、会話の最中、西洋人は口の形で表情を理解して、東洋人は目(または目の周り)で表情を理解する習性があるって聞いたことがある

>Reacknowledging

strawpoll.me/12821798

strawpoll.me/12821798
strawpoll.me/12821798

no but i'm hearing you fart

>顔文字は人の表情をアイコン化したもので、サイバースペースでの感情の伝達に使われています。興味深いことに、これらのアイコンの構成には明らかな文化的違いが見られました
>例えばうれしい時は『 : ) 』悲しいときは『 : ( 』など、西洋の顔文字は主に口で感情を表します。それに対し東洋の顔文字はうれしい時『 ^.^ 』、悲しいとき『 ;_; 』などのように目に重点が置かれています

一理ある

なるほど
いや、私の例文はどれも私自身の言葉ではなく、むしろラノベとかから適当に取ったものだから、深い意味なんてないよ

「再認識」の直訳
やはりだめか

>I was thinking of one in the Kanto region
all righit
you must go to Nasu in Tochigi pref.

>Nasu
touristy

What's the name of the cat who found American continent?

>touristy
では、Ohtawara(大田原)で

thoughts on half caucasian half japanese people living in japan?

Nothing. I'm not interested in others in general.

pretty ones are nice, but ugly ones complain as they don't get special treatment like pretty ones and blame us for being racist.

pussy break

辞書にないわけでもないが、
そんな言葉を使う人はいないと思う

i'm scared to visit rural and small towns in japan

i think japs will kill me

Nope. The answer is Christo-fur Colum-puss xD

>i think japs will kill me
sure, you shouldnt have to come to japan and this thread

Thanks, Japanon
Are there any places you'd recommend to visit?
Like shrines and such.

Of course. You better stay inside cities. The rural areas are basically lawless areas.

そうだな
まぁ、教えたかったのは主にbecauseの使い方のことだから、他の詳細を見過ごそうとしたね

what game

like shrines ?
sorry , i dont know shrines in that place .
Nasu is famous for a summer resort,ski area.
if you want to look for many shrines ,you have to go to Kyoto(kansai area)

I think it's Siren.

Would I find a lot of people wearing kimonos in Kyoto as well?

Depends on where you go and when you go.
People in kimono on Kyoto streets are tourists or those who wear it for their professions.

仕事終わりいいいいい
今日もよく頑張ったな(^ω^)
あー…早く休み取りたい…

On the Coming of Age Day, you can see many of kimono women in most cities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_of_Age_Day

なんか凄いこと仕事にしてんだね
通報されたりしない?

お疲れ様でした ^^

あたしもお休みを取りたい

>あたしもお休みを取りたい
駄目だ。
リカちゃん電話に休みはない

頑張ってねと声かけられます
んなわけないでしょ(´・ω・`)

お疲れさまー!
結構働いたの?休んで!

今回のスレは遅い

お早いのが好き?

そんな!。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。

まぁ主に学業けどね、金曜日だけに働いてる。

Consider this: A pack of zainichi Koreans.
Starcraft-playing, 2ch-DDoSing Koreans nearing your Japanese home. Trampling your Japanese lawn. Demanding apologies for ww2 from your Japanese daughter. And you can't do shit since they smell of kimchi. The Korean leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his plastic surgery enhanced penis.
The loudmouthed Koreans finally dominate your household. They watch their K-dramas on FujiTV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Japanese Man.

>tfw not travel through japan countryside because gaijin

You don't know that Japanese can change quickly.

a friend has back issues
i see the best massage chairs are made from inada but are barely represented in the eu
im thinking of contacting inada for an overseas shipment

can a jap bro tell me how much their chairs cost in japan on avarage?
inada-massagechair.com/models/hcps878/index.html

学業も大変だよ…頭使うし…
できたら学生に戻りたいw

頑張るなら絶対できる! 自分を信じてね ^^

ツィンポ

勉強の時間
モンゴルの王がイランにいついたってところがおもしろかった
youtube.com/watch?v=1PxDPbDRS7g

do these sentences sound natural?

>it is the one thing to talk about your idea, it is the another thing that you practice it in reality.

>excessive love toward a girl is to the mind what drug to the body.

>ISIS may well be hated also by muslims; they are commiting a countless number of war crimes.

>It is one thing to talk about your idea, it is another thing to put it into practice.
>Excessive love toward a girl is to the mind what a drug is to the body.
>ISIS may well be hated by muslims too; they are commiting a countless number of war crimes.

>it is the one thing to talk about your idea, it is the another thing that you practice it in reality.
change it to:
It's one thing to talk about an idea, but it's another thing to put it into practice

>excessive love toward a girl is to the mind what drug to the body.
change it to:
Excessive love towards a girl is to the mind what a drug is to the body

>ISIS may well be hated also by muslims; they are commiting a countless number of war crimes.
change it to:
ISIS may well be hated by the Muslims as well, as they are committing a countless number of war crimes.

感謝