Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

Do your eyes have different zip codes?

Yes, yes they do.

saw the thumbnail and thought patton oswalt's nephew

Its just a pic of a goblin shark. What the fuck?

Why the fuck do you have hair like Donald Trump?

Yes, yes. Originality is good. Keep it up Sup Forums

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

My idol?

Potentially

You need to get your cat to lick that fluff off your chin.

You can do better than that.

You look like a fucking lollipop with that fat head.

Kek

face like a carton of dropped eggs, unlucky virgin

OP here. Have another one to rip apart.

Deeeeeepppppppeeeeerrrrr

Noted.

Your nose looks like a dogs cock.

Definitely going to use that one from now on.

One more before the thread dies? Come on Sup Forums I know you're better than this.

You look like chris farley after he died

Solid

you smell like pee pee

I was going to say Elder berries was the worst one. But come on. Try harder.

That trench on your forehead is so deep they fought WW1 in it

I am honestly trying to work out if you're a guy or girl. if girl, you cute, if guy, you a trap

Your weight = your post number in kgs

FINALLY SOME ONE POINTED IT OUT

I can't tell if roast? Thank you?

Fucking what

Accurate

Ikr

Are you playing xbox or something?

PC, Csgo.

I am still trying to work it out.... Please clarify

Guy

...

I'm dying. I love it. Saved.

Faggot

Fair. Other dude called me a Trap.

slightly under average looks

use shampoo too often fucking up your hair

certainly learning towards the homosexual

alright i feel bad but good thing you got going you seem like you would be a solid friend

just facts here OP

Thank you?

Thread will die soon, good luck to you user.